GDT: GDT #81 New York Islanders @ New Jersey Devils | April 15th | 7 PM | F/W 4-1

[Osakahaus]

He’s Roy’s version of Komarov.

Except he actually produces

 

[seafoam]

Shouldn't somebody be posting the Titanic video, tonight of all nights?

The Titanic sunk 112 years ago tonight off the coast of Long Island (approximately 1120 miles off the coast).

Our first round opponent, Carolina, could finish with 112 points if they get 1 point in their last game.

On Jan 12th (1/12), mm11 played "hide the salami" a record 5 times.

The Isles are going for their 5th Stanley Cup.

Coincidence? I'll let you decide.

That’s it, I’m putting down 5 large on the Isles to win their 5th Cup!

 

[leeroggy]

Shouldn't somebody be posting the Titanic video, tonight of all nights?

The Titanic sunk 112 years ago tonight off the coast of Long Island (approximately 1120 miles off the coast).

Our first round opponent, Carolina, could finish with 112 points if they get 1 point in their last game.

On Jan 12th (1/12), mm11 played "hide the salami" a record 5 times.

The Isles are going for their 5th Stanley Cup.

Coincidence? I'll let you decide.

A) He hid the salami so he wouldn't have to cut the cheese

B) If the Titanic sunk off the coast of Long Island, then Jacksonville is also off the coast of Long island

Coincidence? Or just a bad LSD trip . . .

 

[doublechili]

If the Titanic sunk off the coast of Long Island, then Jacksonville is also off the coast of Long island

Just taking a little poetic license, and then you have to go and ruin things with your fancy geography and all.

 

[Riseonfire]

Just taking a little poetic license, and then you have to go and ruin things with your fancy geography and all.

Technically the whole ocean is "off the LI coast".

 

[leeroggy]

Just taking a little poetic license, and then you have to go and ruin things with your fancy geography and all.

More grand larceny than poetic license

 

[doublechili]

Technically the whole ocean is "off the LI coast".

That's the kind of open-minded view of things that I'm looking for!

On a perhaps related note, my kids rarely asked me for help with their homework, especially essays and reports.

 

[mm11]

A) He hid the salami so he wouldn't have to cut the cheese

B) If the Titanic sunk off the coast of Long Island, then Jacksonville is also off the coast of Long island

Coincidence? Or just a bad LSD trip . . .

Leeroggy nailed it. I'm a long Islander actually living in the suburbs of Jacksonville and hiden salami all day

 

[leeroggy]

That's the kind of open-minded view of things that I'm looking for!

On a perhaps related note, my kids rarely asked me for help with their homework, especially essays and reports.

That's because mm's salami is described as a foot long when it's 4 'ounces' . . .