GDT: [Game #79] Dallas Stars vs. Buffalo Sabres – 7:00 PM CT (BSSWX)

[Elysian]

The Otter bashing has gotten way out of control. Aside from the 2nd goal, Jake had a strong game.

Goalies can make mistakes too and what’s key is how he responded after it. No goals allowed after the softy

Yeah, he's been playing great. Some people are ridiculous.

 

[starsfan86]

Jake the Fake go bake a cake .

Jake the Fake can’t make a save for heavens sake so let’s throw him in the lake if that’s what it will take.

 

[Zrhutch]

They’re calling him Jake the fake folks! (Crowd cheers) Little Jake the fake, they’re saying. Teeny tiny goalie, not big! Doesn’t show up, doesn’t play right! He’s too pretty! Needs to be uglier. Too fake, too pretty!

 

[serp]

Jake the Fake can’t make a save for heavens sake so let’s throw him in the lake if that’s what it will take.

Will Jake the Fake be eaten by a snake after beeing taken to the lake ?

 

[Satan]

They’re calling him Jake the fake folks! (Crowd cheers) Little Jake the fake, they’re saying. Teeny tiny goalie, not big! Doesn’t show up, doesn’t play right! He’s too pretty! Needs to be uglier. Too fake, too pretty!

Where's little Jakey hiding, folks? Believe me, after the game, he's nowhere to be found. Doesn't even have the stamina to meet with the media. It's true. We've got goalies who are supposed to be tough, supposed to be strong, but little Jakey? Disappears faster than my opponents in the primaries. Sad! Very low energy. We need winners, folks, not people who hide when things get tough. It's unbelievable. And let me tell you, in my day, we faced the music. If you can't handle a little post-game chat, how are you going to handle the high stakes? Jakey, if you're listening, it's time to step up or let someone else guard the net. We need strength, we need energy, we need goalies who don't vanish. The fans deserve better, believe me.

 

[starsfan86]

Will Jake the Fake be eaten by a snake after beeing taken to the lake ?

Ouch. Hopefully he won’t be awake for that ache.

 

[eartotheground]

Where's little Jakey hiding, folks? Believe me, after the game, he's nowhere to be found. Doesn't even have the stamina to meet with the media. It's true. We've got goalies who are supposed to be tough, supposed to be strong, but little Jakey? Disappears faster than my opponents in the primaries. Sad! Very low energy. We need winners, folks, not people who hide when things get tough. It's unbelievable. And let me tell you, in my day, we faced the music. If you can't handle a little post-game chat, how are you going to handle the high stakes? Jakey, if you're listening, it's time to step up or let someone else guard the net. We need strength, we need energy, we need goalies who don't vanish. The fans deserve better, believe me.

aside from the primaries, that's straight martin brodeur

 

[Satan]

aside from the primaries, that's straight martin brodeur

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