GDT: Game 77 - New Jersey Devils @ Winnipeg Jets - Sunday, April 2nd, 2023 - 6:00pm CDT - TSN3 - CJOB/Power 97 - The Real GDT

[macmaroon]

Thanks for letting me have a little fun with this GDT as yesterday was April Fools Day. I seem to have caught a few of you off guard, so it was worth it... Now off to the real GDT...

After Friday's inspired 6-2 victory over the Detroit Red Wings, the Winnipeg Jets take on the New Jersey Devils tonight at 6:00pm. The Devils are an impressive 48-20-8 on the season, but only 4-4-2 in their last ten games after a 6-3 win over the Chicago Blackhawks last night. Winnipeg is now 5-5 in their last ten games and 42-31-3 this year. Can the Jets learn from Friday's game and come out “flying” or will they “crash” and burn against the Garden State Diablos. Will Winnipeg stay out of the penalty box tonight or will Wheeler and company go back to doing something stupid. Does @Cypruss forgive me for miscalculating last game's Prediction Contest results. The answer to these questions and more hopefully will be answered tonight...

While the Jets almost played a complete game last night, they haven't put much effort into their play lately, so why should I do the same. As a result, here is my latest GDTs...

This team...

plays this team...

Tonight at 6:00pm CDT

This guy...

and this guy...

will try to upset this guy...

which will make this guy happy...

and this guy...

is way better than this guy...

and can this guy...

stay awake long enough to say...

I mean...

Sorry, I mean...

I really must be tired...

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[Jets 31]

After last night's inspired 6-2 victory over the Detroit Red Wings, the Winnipeg Jets don't have much time to rest as they take on the New Jersey Devils tonight at 6:00pm. The Devils are an impressive 47-20-8 on the season, but only 4-4-2 in their last ten games after a 2-1 win over the New York Rangers. Winnipeg is now 5-5 in their last ten games and 42-31-3 this year. Can the Jets learn from yesterday's game and come out “flying” or will they “crash” and burn against the Garden State Diablos. Will Winnipeg stay out of the penalty box tonight or will Wheeler and company go back to doing something stupid. Does @Cypruss forgive me for miscalculating last night's Prediction Contest results. The answer to these questions and more hopefully will be answered tonight...

While the Jets almost played a complete game last night, they haven't put much effort into their play lately, so why should I do the same. As a result, here is my latest GDTs...

This team...

plays this team...

Tonight at 6:00pm CDT

This guy...

and this guy...

will try to upset this guy...

which will make this guy happy...

and this guy...

is way better than this guy...

and can this guy...

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stay awake long enough to say...

Have a great day everybody! See you tomorrow for the actual game...

Go Jets Go!

Ya bastard .

 

[Guffman]

After last night's inspired 6-2 victory over the Detroit Red Wings, the Winnipeg Jets don't have much time to rest as they take on the New Jersey Devils tonight at 6:00pm.

Actually, they do have time to rest. We play the Devils tomorrow.

Edit: Doh!

 

[Guardian17]

 

[Jet]

Perfetti skating in a full contact jersey!!

 

[surixon]

Perfetti skating in a full contact jersey!!

Where did you see that?

Edit:

Oh wait.... can't be believe I fell for that.

Good one lol!

 

[Jet]

Where did you see that?

Edit:

Oh wait.... can't be believe I fell for that.

Good one lol!

Brooooo I thought I had no shot lol

 

[Eyeseeing]

Well THIS is the must win game of the year.
Right @Guffman?
One game at a time.
I’m hoping the dam has finally burst for us offensively.
It would be nice to finish strong.

 

[KingBogo]

You did make me double check my schedule

 

[Fatdrunk]

 

[DRW204]

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He's beautiful.

 

[Guffman]

Well THIS is the must win game of the year.
Right @Guffman?
One game at a time.
I’m hoping the dam has finally burst for us offensively.
It would be nice to finish strong.

Considering that the Jets would still control their fate even if they lose to the Devils, definitely not a "must win".

 

[GeorgeJETson]

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I guess this means Chevy is our new 1C

 

[oldunclehue]

Must win game....bur NJ is FAST.

5-3 NJ win...empty netter.

 

[DeepFrickinValue]

Is this what a parent’s basement looks like?

 

[Jet]

Must win game....bur NJ is FAST.

5-3 NJ win...empty netter.

I'll bet you a million dollars we won't lose tonight.

 

[kanadalainen]

with a nod to @Fatdrunk

 

[hn777]

Is this what a parent’s basement looks like?

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The plot thickens.

What is Putin doing in that basement in a Jets jersey drinking.... vodka from a Jets coffee cup?

 

[macmaroon]

Is this what a parent’s basement looks like?

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No, that's my living room.

 

[GeorgeJETson]

Now available at Jets games:

 

[Tom ServoMST3K]

I didn't realize this was an April fool's joke until now lmfao.

My joke at the Ste Anne hockeyville rally didn't go over very well. Damn you!

 

[Mud Turtle]

Dam*it, you got me!

Gas tax going up another 3 cents per litre across the country again today.
Sadly it’s not an April Fools joke.

 

[sipowicz]

Dam*it, you got me!

Gas tax going up another 3 cents per litre across the country again today.
Sadly it’s not an April Fools joke.

Who cares about gas, booze is going up, you drink a couple tall boys everyday and the costs add up!

 

[GeorgeJETson]

Who cares about gas, booze is going up, you drink a couple tall boys everyday and the costs add up!

They could be related. Some people can probably generate a lot of gas if they drink too much booze!

 

[Eyeseeing]

Who cares about gas, booze is going up, you drink a couple tall boys everyday and the costs add up!

I wouldn’t know
I don’t drink and drive