GDT: Game #76 - Jets host Red Wings @7pm CT - “Stop Sucking, Winnipeg Jets”

[Ginger Papa]

Early GDT due to commitment tonight and early start tomorrow.


I originally had a different idea in mind, but it wouldn’t have worked with the way the latter part of the Season has been going. I’m saving it for a Playoff Game (fingers crossed).

I admit, this is far from one of my best efforts, but I heard this at work a few days ago and started humming along and putting words to it. My foreman overheard me & laughed, so I hope it will give most of you a similar reaction.




2.0 Jets of Winnipeg
Back to thrill our nights
A dozen years now here
hmm…Playing

In Canada Life Centre, baby
Where fans cheer, scream and swoon
Mix in Whiteout power,
You'll be in heaven soon

Say everybody have you seen our Jets
They‘re the biggest game in this town
But they better change quick
And pick it up
Or they won’t make a Playoff round
Ooohh!!

Stop sucking Winnipeg Jets
Start scoring some goals and f*** ‘em
Stop sucking Winnipeg Jets
You’re a Team full of talent and veterans
So stop sucking now Jets!

First half of this Team’s Season
We were all feeling randy
With our depth playing with vigour
A career year from Joshua

Greasy play from PLD
Inspired from old coach Rick
Get all our stars back healthy
Central asses we would kick!!!

Say everybody have you seen our Jets
They‘re the biggest game in this town
But they better change quick
And pick it up
Or they won’t make a Playoff round

Stop sucking Winnipeg Jets
Start scoring some goals and f*** ‘em
Stop sucking Winnipeg Jets
You’re a Team full of talent and veterans
Stop sucking now Jets!

Sniff sniff sniff
Hey, wait a minute,
What's that smell?
Smell like Division lead burnin’

Well that don't bother me none
As long as we get a Playoff spot in April.

Schef, you better get back in the kitchen,
Cause I gotta sneaking suspicion

Old man Wheeler
Wheeler
Playing with one Ball!!

Come on Boys show some fire!
Help us!
Help us KFC, our Season’s in ruin!!
Get us some energy
Some depth scoring Lowry

Our hopes are burnin'!!
Oh my goodness!!
Bones play Eels, Bones play Eels
Do somethin!!

Oooh
Stop sucking Winnipeg Jets
Start scoring some goals and f*** ‘em
Go on a tear, Helly!
Stop sucking Winnipeg Jets
Shut’ em down, Helly!

Oh!
Don’t suck tonight, Jets!
Don’t suck tonight, Jets !
Stop sucking tonight, Winnipeg Jets!!!

Come on Red Wings!
Whoo!! Whoo!!
Suck on our Jets balls!!!!!


Some Stats Clips from the Score App:

And of course some Memes for good luck & health:

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[Howard Chuck]

*reserved to say something witty later*

I’ve got nothin’

 

[Eyeseeing]

Nice work GP a late night laugh!
I hope tomorrow isn’t laughable and I feel bad for predicting a 6-3 Wings win.
Cmon Winnipeg Jets stop sucking

*reserved to say something witty later*

Like First?

 

[AlaskaJet]

Would somebody please step up and feed me some wings?
I really need to chew something to pieces.
Wings would be great.
GJG

 

[nothingbutrum]

Do the Jets know they're on the verge of missing the playoffs? They have to beat the Wings.

 

[jetsv2]

Do the Jets know they're on the verge of missing the playoffs? They have to beat the Wings.

They know, the problem is that some of them don't care.

 

[Zippity]

Calgary is on the move

 

[macmaroon]

They know, the problem is that some of them don't care.

 

[Jets 31]

Thanks for the GDT and giggles @Ginger Papa . I don't know why everyone is being so hard on the Jets, they have had a tough hill to climb to make the playoffs.

 

[Jets 31]

Music for tonight, looks like we may be on the Highway to hell but hopefully we at least go down fighting and give the home fans something to cheer about.

 

[Jets 31]

And one for us crazy ones that won't stop Believing.

 

[Jets 31]

Calgary is on the move

Back to Atlanta?

 

[RetroWinnipeg]

These days in Jets Land

 

[GeorgeJETson]

Jets fans watching the games during the last part of the season

 

[SUX2BU]

Would somebody please step up and feed me some wings?
I really need to chew something to pieces.
Wings would be great.
GJG

Grilled or crispy?

Thanks Ginger for the GDT

 

[The Blue Baron]

Thank you @Ginger Papa such the showman!

I have zero confidence in this bunch now! As a friend of mine tells me hope is for gullible fools.

anyways GO JERRRTS GO

 

[kanadalainen]

Thanks @Ginger Papa

Not a bad goal song.

 

[buggs]

Alrighty then, I'll be at the game with my five game home losing streak on the line. Will the boys let me down and win a game? I certainly hope not. It's going to be an ornery crowd at the arena tonight if we don't step up. Yuck.

Thanks @Ginger Papa for the GDT. Go Jets Go.

 

[hockeyarena]

Do the Jets know they're on the verge of missing the playoffs?

Ya they're pumped about it lol

 

[kanadalainen]

Some players glory in their possession game, some in the penalty kill,
Some in their moral wealth, some in their forchecking force,
Some in their post-game speech, a variant for the sundry shill,
Some in their wheel and celly, some in their Bone-ed course;
And every goal by this squad now hath its rarified pleasure,
Wherein it crosses the line we fans stare in disbelief -
But these rare gifts may not meet the Wings measure;
Aye, Shed thou current game Jets! – Lets write in a winning sheaf.
See not Helly’s glove droop with an odd man break,
Inject Shief with giving elixir, eliminate that D-zone coast,
Bones, let them possess it - delight more than cod, sturgeon or hake;
And procuring a win, thou boost'd the team’s mental health I boast:
Hopeful we find a win, its Calgs that we may’st shake
Chalk this win today and this poor bastard most cheerful make.

 

[kanadalainen]

Yo, is this our Stanley Cup?

 

[Guardian17]

Thanks for the GDT @Ginger Papa !

I don't have a lot to say as I'm so frustrated with this team.

 

[Channelcat]

Calgary is on the move

It's a turtle race

 

[surixon]

They need to win, no ifs ands or butts tonight.

 

[cbcwpg]

Bowness if the Jets lose tonight...