GDT: Game 52 - New York Rangers @ Chicago Blackhawks, 8:30 ET, MSG

[Guyute]

Does Zibanejad exist? Someone get this guy a latte.

 

[Captain Lindy]

The way you ensure you beat bad teams is to play the game as if they are a top team. You can't dial down the effort. This lazy play just dials up the drama.



Get it?

That is a Ranger trait.

 

[mike14]

WHERE is the life in this game???

Jesus it’s Friday night in CHICAGO

Why would there be life? Not division or conference rivals and the Hawks are mainly keen on securing as high a rnd 1 pick as possible

 

[Captain Lindy]

Does Zibanejad exist? Someone get this guy a latte.

A tofu latte.

 

[effen]

Tell me more about how we need more skill, or more grit, when what we need is guys who care enough to skate. Just skating hard alleviates like 80% of their problems instead of all the vicious gliding.

 

[Go Rangers]

Lavy can’t seem to motivate this team.

 

[80shockeywasbuns]

I just turned this game on. Why is Laf on a line with Wheeler

 

[FoxyClean]

I think the Rangers players are taking after the NBA and the entire team is taking maintenance days. These guys have zero pride just hoping to get a win doing the least amount possible.

When I have moments of delusion I try to get myself to believe that they made a pact to preserve themselves for the playoffs. It's the only way to cope with what's happening out there most of the time.

 

[Guyute]

Also wtf was Gus doing on that goal. Didn’t tie up the stick in front. Tuba’s fault tho rite?

 

[Row I Goon]

Does Zibanejad exist? Someone get this guy a latte.

Laced with either speed or anthrax - I don’t car which

 

[hackeyman]

we’ve played soft all period tbh

The good news is the entire team may get a contract to represent cottonelle bathroom tissue .

 

[effen]

Gus has had a shit game.

 

[Rempe73]

It’s tough to keep the intensity up every minute of every game, especially up 2 late against a terrible team. That being said, this team never gives a shit

 

[ecemleafs]

I just turned this game on. Why is Laf on a line with Wheeler

lavy doin weird shit tonight. just randomly putting players together on a line only to have a new combination the next shift.

 

[FoxyClean]

Wheeler looks like he's out there playing checkers while the rest of them are playing 100 Elo chess.

 

[Captain Lindy]

Maloney is pissed that Lavi broke up the Trocheck line.

 

[Kords]

I just turned this game on. Why is Laf on a line with Wheeler

Laviolette thought the game was in the bag so he swapped players around in the top 6 to get Mika's line going. Poor choice as it's now a one goal game. Lines are back together now, but if this gets tied up it's on Lavvy.

 

[Profet]

The half board to the point pass is their only play in the o zone...

No one shoots from between the dots on this team. It's ridiculous.

 

[DialUp]

How many radishes are there in the league?

 

[FoxyClean]

How many radishes are there in the league?

Mika has a dozen for dinner every night

 

[MillerTime79]

Why the actual f*** am I still watching Blake Wheeler play for this team. Guy doesn’t belong in the NHL anymore.

 

[17futurecap]

Nice job by Pit

 

[MysticLeviathan]

of course

 

[effen]

Whatever you f***heads do, don't help Panarin out when he's battling 1 on 4 or anything. Keep floating around, maybe he'll teleport the puck over to you.

f*** I hate this team.

 

[DoTheBlue]

Choke