GDT: Game #38- Jets host Flames @ 7pm CT - Northern Tropic Thunder

[Ginger Papa]

Inspired by an exchange from a few games back from our friend @sipowicz

Language Warning:


Flames up! Flames up!
Here’s another win!
Yeah, a, another win!

Oh!

Yeek yeek woop woop! Alberta all in my ear?!
Talking a whole bunch of shit
That I ain't trying to hear!
Get back NuttySutter! You don't know me like that!
Get back NuttySutter! You don't know me like that!

Yeek yeek woop woop! I ain't playing around!
Make one false move we’ll take ya down
Get back NuttySutter! You don't know me like that!
Get back NuttySutter! You don't know me like that!

Whoo!! S-s-so c'mon c'mon
Don't, get swung on, swung on
It's the knick knack Hellebuyck, we ride upon his back
Main & Portage Street freeze your whole team & send you back
Still want to unpack? (Yep )well we’ll leave you slack(yep)
And oh!, KFC keep adding up your stats!
That’s why PLD & Chef attack, Morrissey forces them back
Cause on our Team there's more to fear than a Heart Attack

But I ain't speaking about Heinola, DeMelo
Just thinking Lowry brawling till y’all start bawling
We all in together now, fans of the Jets now
Franchise True North changing the weather now

So put your brakes on, fans put your face paint on
To knock Flames a notch, get dropped on their faces down
Cause I'll prove it! f*** country music!
Like hey little Hubey! don't make me lose it!

Yeek yeek woop woop! Alberta all in my ear?!
Talking a whole bunch of shit
That I ain't trying to hear!
Get back NuttySutter! You don't know me like that!
Get back NuttySutter! You don't know me like that!

Yeek yeek woop woop! I ain't playing around!
Make one false move we’ll take ya down
Get back NuttySutter! You don't know me like that!
Get back NuttySutter! You don't know me like that

I came (I came) I saw (I saw)
I hit 'em right dead in the jaw (in the jaw)
I came (I came) I saw (I saw)
I hit 'em right dead in the jaw (in the jaw)
I came (I came) I saw (I saw)
I hit 'em right dead in the jaw (in the jaw)
I came (I came) I saw (I saw)
I hit 'em right dead in the jaw (in the jaw)

See we caught 'em wit a right hook, caught 'em wit a jab
Caught 'em wit an uppercut, kicked 'em in they ass
Sent them on their way cause we ain't for that talk!
No trips to the county, we ain't for that walk!

They split like two pins at the end of a lane
We'll knock out their spotlight and put an end to their vain
Put a DTP pendant at the end of their chain
Then kick the booty of Marky to end the Flames

Yeek yeek woop woop! Alberta all in my ear?!
Talking a whole bunch of shit
That I ain't trying to hear!
Get back NuttySutter! You don't know me like that!
Get back NuttySutter! You don't know me like that!

Yeek yeek woop woop! I ain't playing around!
Make one false move we’ll take ya down
Get back NuttySutter! You don't know me like that!
Get back NuttySutter! You don't know me like that!

Hey! You want what wit me?!
I'm a tell you one time, don't f*** with me!
Get down! Cause I ain't got nothing to lose
By the end of the Game, Calgary Flames gonna lose

You want what wit me?!
I'm a tell you one time, don't f*** with me!
Get down! Cause I ain't got nothing to lose
By the end of the Game, Calgary Flames gonna lose

Man! Cause I don't want to do that
I want to have a good time and enjoy my Jack
Sit back, watch the players play real well
So I can wake up in the morning wit a story to tell
I know it's been a lil' while since I been out the house!
But now I'm here, you want to stand around
Running your mouth?
I can't hear nothing you saying or spitting, so whats up!
Don't you see we in the game?! Naz, shut the f*** up!!

Yeek yeek woop woop! Alberta all in my ear?!
Talking a whole bunch of shit
That I ain't trying to hear!
Get back NuttySutter! You don't know me like that!
Get back NuttySutter! You don't know me like that!

Yeek yeek woop woop! We ain't playing around!
Make one false move we’ll take ya down
Get back NuttySutter! You don't know me like that!
Get back NuttySutter! You don't know me like that!

Ah! We in the White Out District!
Ah! We in the White Out District!
Whoo! We in the White Out District!
Ah! We in the White Out District!
Whoo! We in the White Out District!
Whoo! the White Out District!
Whoo! The White Out District!

Ah, we in The White Out District

Stats clips courtesy of The Score App

Some memes for good luck and health

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[AlaskaJet]

Yup, ‘gonna be a close game, but with Norrissey back and an energized bunch of motivated AHL kids, we could see some fireworks. Please no Rittich. PLD be over the bug! KFC is no longer snake-bit, and all we need are the statistically-destined Flames to draw our PP onto the ice. Game, set, match. And of course the Vezinabuyck. Scheiffle and Toffey-no will be both going for the first goal, but we have KFC, DuBois and Norrissey just waiting for a break. Maybe even a Heinolarama, who knows?

 

[AlaskaJet]

Language Warning:


Flames up! Flames up!
Here’s another win!
Yeah, a, another win!

Oh!

Yeek yeek woop woop! Alberta all in my ear?!
Talking a whole bunch of shit
That I ain't trying to hear!
Get back NuttySutter! You don't know me like that!
Get back NuttySutter! You don't know me like that!

Yeek yeek woop woop! I ain't playing around!
Make one false move we’ll take ya down
Get back NuttySutter! You don't know me like that!
Get back NuttySutter! You don't know me like that!

Whoo!! S-s-so c'mon c'mon
Don't, get swung on, swung on
It's the knick knack Hellebuyck, we ride upon his back
Main & Portage Street freeze your whole team & send you back
Still want to unpack? (Yep )well we’ll leave you slack(yep)

And oh!, KFC keep adding up your stats!
That’s why PLD & Chef attack, Morrissey forces them back
Cause on our Team there's more to fear than a Heart Attack

But I ain't speaking about Heinola, DeMelo
Just thinking Lowry brawling till y’all start bawling
We all in together now, fans of the Jets now
Franchise True North changing the weather now

So put your brakes on, fans put your face paint on
To knock Flames a notch, get dropped on their faces down
Cause I'll prove it! f*** country music!
Like hey little Hubey! don't make me lose it!


Yeek yeek woop woop! Alberta all in my ear?!
Talking a whole bunch of shit
That I ain't trying to hear!
Get back NuttySutter! You don't know me like that!
Get back NuttySutter! You don't know me like that!


Yeek yeek woop woop! I ain't playing around!
Make one false move we’ll take ya down
Get back NuttySutter! You don't know me like that!
(Get back NuttySutter! You don't know me like that


I came (I came) I saw (I saw)
I hit 'em right dead in the jaw (in the jaw)
I came (I came) I saw (I saw)
I hit 'em right dead in the jaw (in the jaw)
I came (I came) I saw (I saw)
I hit 'em right dead in the jaw (in the jaw)
I came (I came) I saw (I saw)
I hit 'em right dead in the jaw (in the jaw)

See we caught 'em wit a right hook, caught 'em wit a jab
Caught 'em wit an uppercut, kicked 'em in they ass
Sent them on their way cause we ain't for that talk!
No trips to the county, we ain't for that walk!

They split like two pins at the end of a lane
We'll knock out their spotlight and put an end to their vain
Put a DTP pendant at the end of their chain
Then kick the booty of Marky to end the Flames

Yeek yeek woop woop! Alberta all in my ear?!
Talking a whole bunch of shit
That I ain't trying to hear!
Get back NuttySutter! You don't know me like that!
Get back NuttySutter! You don't know me like that!

Yeek yeek woop woop! I ain't playing around!
Make one false move we’ll take ya down
Get back NuttySutter! You don't know me like that!
Get back NuttySutter! You don't know me like that!

Hey! You want what wit me?!
I'm a tell you one time, don't f*** with me!
Get down! Cause I ain't got nothing to lose
By the end of the Game, Calgary Flames gonna lose

Hey! You want what wit me?!
I'm a tell you one time, don't f*** with me!
Get down! Cause I ain't got nothing to lose
By the end of the Game, Calgary Flames gonna lose

Man! Cause I don't want to do that
I want to have a good time and enjoy my Jack
Sit back, watch the players play real well
So I can wake up in the morning wit a story to tell
I know it's been a lil' while since I been out the house!
But now I'm here, you want to stand around
Running your mouth?

I can't hear nothing you saying or spitting, so whats up!
Don't you see we in the game?! Naz, shut the f*** up!!
Yeek yeek woop woop! Alberta all in my ear?!
Talking a whole bunch of shit
That I ain't trying to hear!
Get back NuttySutter! You don't know me like that!
Get back NuttySutter! You don't know me like that!

Yeek yeek woop woop! We ain't playing around!
Make one false move we’ll take ya down
Get back NuttySutter! You don't know me like that!
Get back NuttySutter! You don't know me like that!

Ah! We in the White Out District!
Ah! We in the White Out District!
Ah! We in the White Out District!
Whoo! We in the White Out District!
Whoo! the White Out District!
Whoo! The White Out District!

Ah, we in The White Out District

I hear ya, Ginger Papa!
Nicely sung!

 

[UFO]

Goddamn @Ginger Papa, you made me laugh so bad.

 

[SUX2BU]

Thanks Ginger

Oh goody, more Alberta hillbillies

 

[Jets 31]

@Ginger Papa The Dude is sick and can't laugh without coughing like crazy. Thanks alot, i think i coughed up a lung. Now lets beat these Flames tonight with our sticks.

 

[enuffidiotsalready]

nailed it!!
oh yeah, you want that Jet, don't cha?

 

[Jets 31]

Music for tonight, lets Shoot down these Flames, ps how do you drum with a smoke in your mouth.

 

[kanadalainen]

Thanks @Ginger Papa

Greeks loading the dishwasher with discus shots is golden.

Its going to be a wild one, fingers crossed for the Jets.

 

[Jetfaninflorida]

Great GDT. Thanks.

Going to be rough for another week or so due to injuries. We are better than the Flames, but not with half the Moose. Need another gutsy, gritty performance from the skaters, and Helle on the top of his game.

Go Jets Go!

 

[kanadalainen]

Wins - with you we have danced summat in December,
With waivering special teams dress’d in their usual trim
Now hath put a spirit of death and dismember,
That heavy serial wins danced and leap’d with them.
Now boil soft the egg of wisdom and realize the sweet smell
Of Bone’d schemes in odour and in hue
Could give HF Jets any winner’s story tell,
From Calgary’s proud lap pluck passes where they grew;
Now let Jets adapt; and let the Flaming faces drain of blood,
We’ll raise Hell with repeat’d hosings;
The olden roster were sweet - the memory mired in mud,
Gripp’d in steely tongs, a fate not of our choosing.
Yo! It seems we can weather this wounded stretch unplunder’d,
Give Helly strength to game and continue this new year unhinder’d.

 

[Guardian17]

Tremendous GDT @Ginger Papa !

With Harkins on waivers I wonder who is coming into the lineup.

Hopefully the Jets can cool the Flames down.

 

[Royale With Cheese]

There is a small chance that either Ehlers or Perfetti are back tonight.

 

[Zhamnov5GoalGame]

First game after a road trip jinx.
Still severely depleted lineup being iced.
All signs point to a loss.

Based on that we should win

 

[SLAYER]

f***in' loved Tropic Thunder, what a great tribute.

 

[Jet]

HOLY SHIT! Ehlers, Perfetti and Schmidt all in REGULAR jerseys in the morning skate!!! Could we see all three draw in TONIGHT?

 

[kanadalainen]

HOLY SHIT! Ehlers, Perfetti and Schmidt all in REGULAR jerseys in the morning skate!!! Could we see all three draw in TONIGHT?

Thanks for the update @Jet

 

[Inanna]

Fabulous GDT there, Ginger Papa. Most of the memes are misogynist but I laughed my head off and it makes sitting in the airport less tedious. Regardless of who makes it into the lineup, let's beat the Flames tonight!

 

[ICdave]

New month means new IC contest for authentic Jets merch and a grand prize of an NHL game of your choice.

You can enter here

 

[Jet]

Ugh nevermind. All the players in question staying late. Also, Capo off early which suggests that Morrissey is out (hopefully they're just pulling Samberg out)

 

[Stumbledore]

Fabulous GDT there, Ginger Papa. Most of the memes are misogynist but I laughed my head off and it makes sitting in the airport less tedious. Regardless of who makes it into the lineup, let's beat the Flames tonight!

Great to see a girl can enjoy some ribald humour without getting all bent outta shape or prissy.

 

[kanadalainen]

Ugh nevermind. All the players in question staying late. Also, Capo off early which suggests that Morrissey is out (hopefully they're just pulling Samberg out)

Hell and death.

 

[The Blue Baron]

Thanks @Ginger Papa I can certainly tell you put a lot of hard energy into that one!

The Baron senses a Jets win!

GO JETS GO!!

 

[surixon]

Looks like none of the injured guys are back in tonight due to the coach wanting to get them one more practice. Seems like three will be good to go Friday though.

 

[DharmaBum]