Over the summer, I sent out a crack team of investigators to find out about some of our fellow HFJets posters. What they came back with was quite interesting, and throughout the season, we will look at some of the information they found out.
Today, we will look at the life of one of our more interesting posters: @Mud Turtle
Franklin “Mud” Turtle was born in the small town of Staples, Minnesota to Bert and Shelley Turtle. They nicknamed him “Mud” after his early fixation with playing outside and getting quite dirty...
He quickly outgrew this filthy habit and knew that one day he would be working in an office just like his father...
While shopping with his parents, “Mud” fell in love with a red stapler, and just had to have it...
He absolutely loved that red stapler and took it everywhere with him, including the Prom...
To Lunch...
And even on vacation...
That red stapler was his life. His parents and fellow co-workers, ever so concerned about his fascination with it, tried to have an intervention...
But that didn't work...
He was heard saying...
It's not okay because if they take my stapler then I'll set the building on fire...
After that, Mud Turtle was left alone and the rest they say is history...
In the late game on Hockey Night In Canada, the 1-3 Winnipeg Jets take on the 1-3 Edmonton Oilers at Rogers Place at 9:00pm CDT. The Jets are coming off of a 5-3 loss to the Stanley Cup Champion Vegas Golden Knights, while the Oilers lost 4-1 at the hands of the Philadelphia Flyers. Can Winnipeg begin to turn things around and stop the nose dive? Will Edmonton "slip" past the Jets and get a "greasy" win? Will Dominic Toninato see some ice time against the Oilers? Does Schmidt get inserted back in the lineup, or does Tree get a second straight "show me" game? Will @Mud Turtle and his stapler make an appearance on HFJets? These inquiries and more are on all of our minds tonight.....
Go Jets Go!
Today, we will look at the life of one of our more interesting posters: @Mud Turtle
Franklin “Mud” Turtle was born in the small town of Staples, Minnesota to Bert and Shelley Turtle. They nicknamed him “Mud” after his early fixation with playing outside and getting quite dirty...
He quickly outgrew this filthy habit and knew that one day he would be working in an office just like his father...
While shopping with his parents, “Mud” fell in love with a red stapler, and just had to have it...
He absolutely loved that red stapler and took it everywhere with him, including the Prom...
To Lunch...
And even on vacation...
That red stapler was his life. His parents and fellow co-workers, ever so concerned about his fascination with it, tried to have an intervention...
But that didn't work...
He was heard saying...
It's not okay because if they take my stapler then I'll set the building on fire...
After that, Mud Turtle was left alone and the rest they say is history...
In the late game on Hockey Night In Canada, the 1-3 Winnipeg Jets take on the 1-3 Edmonton Oilers at Rogers Place at 9:00pm CDT. The Jets are coming off of a 5-3 loss to the Stanley Cup Champion Vegas Golden Knights, while the Oilers lost 4-1 at the hands of the Philadelphia Flyers. Can Winnipeg begin to turn things around and stop the nose dive? Will Edmonton "slip" past the Jets and get a "greasy" win? Will Dominic Toninato see some ice time against the Oilers? Does Schmidt get inserted back in the lineup, or does Tree get a second straight "show me" game? Will @Mud Turtle and his stapler make an appearance on HFJets? These inquiries and more are on all of our minds tonight.....
Go Jets Go!
GO JETS GO DAMNIT !!!
