Speculation: Flames conspiracy theories
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InfinityIggy
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Agreed, can’t believe Getzlaf got away with covering it with his hand.
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How about this one: It's the fans' fault. We put too much pressure on them, so they collapse under the weight of their bloated contracts. Let's just go with that one. It's all our fault!
SKRusty
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In an effort to "cure" the curse of Harold Ballard in Toronto the Leafs traded Doug Gilmour, Ric Nattress, Kent Manderville, Jamie Macoun and Rick Wamsley, and Toronto sent Gary Leeman, Craig Berube, Alexander Godynyuk, Michel Petit and Jeff Reese on Jan 2, 1992. What was not disclosed was that in order to get Gary Leaman the Flames had to bury Harold Ballard at Center Ice in the Saddledome.
In 2002, the Saddledome hosted a Green Day concert and when Billie Joe Armstrong jumped off the stage his foot pierced the concrete exposing the coffin containing Harold. After several hours Billie Joe was extricated from the coffin with Harold's skull clamped onto the singers foot.
Rumor has it Billie Joe took the skull home with him and months later Green Days Alblum was stolen.
In 2005, after the Flames Stanley Cup run Toronto called to confirm Harolds body was still buried at center ice. Calgary management had to concede that his skull was missing. For 5 years the Flames tried to find Harold's skull to live up to their obligations. Finally in January 2010 after many seances to no adieu Burkie called up Calgary and told management Dion Phaneuf would be the cost for disrespecting Harold.
This is the reason Calgary has yet to truly win a hockey trade since that fateful day Harold was sent to Calgary.
In 2002, the Saddledome hosted a Green Day concert and when Billie Joe Armstrong jumped off the stage his foot pierced the concrete exposing the coffin containing Harold. After several hours Billie Joe was extricated from the coffin with Harold's skull clamped onto the singers foot.
Rumor has it Billie Joe took the skull home with him and months later Green Days Alblum was stolen.
In 2005, after the Flames Stanley Cup run Toronto called to confirm Harolds body was still buried at center ice. Calgary management had to concede that his skull was missing. For 5 years the Flames tried to find Harold's skull to live up to their obligations. Finally in January 2010 after many seances to no adieu Burkie called up Calgary and told management Dion Phaneuf would be the cost for disrespecting Harold.
This is the reason Calgary has yet to truly win a hockey trade since that fateful day Harold was sent to Calgary.
InfinityIggy
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That one still bothers me to this day.
The reason Johnny is struggling is someone replaced his nose candy with actual ground up candy rockets and he's not recovered yet.
Fig
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I don't think you understand the definition of the word conspiracy.
It's a secret plan that isn't openly admitted to. Like... Flames figured out how to dominate other teams for a few months now, but are dicking around on purpose to ensure a BOA playoffs because Edmonton doesn't have the talent to do that or Edmonton has no chill.
Look guys... What I have to say is of the utmost importance and can change everything, but I can't type right now because they're watching me... I can't shake them.
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Not allowed to say the “R-Word” (rebuild)
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OvermanKingGainer
#BennettFreed #CurseofTheSpulll #FreeOliver
There would be something glorious about upsetting the Division-winning Oilers (lol) as a WC2.
Though from the looks of it they'll be slipping behind the Canucks to 3rd in the division, and we'll probably knock them outta that spot once Gio's back and we start stringing together a few good wins
