Favourite Simpsons Moments

[John Price]

Dean Peterson could be the most perfectly written one off character of the entire show.

I’m sorry, boys, I've never expelled anyone before. But, that pig had some powerful friends.

You'll pay. Don't think you won't pay.

 

[Cheese Wagstaff]

I agree with you, NyQuil,in theory. In theory, communism works. In theory.

 

[tony d]

 

[MetalheadPenguinsFan]

Alcohol increases your ability to drive....

False!!!! Awwww man!!!!!!

 

[NyQuil]

 

[MetalheadPenguinsFan]

Chocolate microscopes???

 

[LeafalCrusader]

 

[WarriorOfGandhi]

 

[The Nemesis]

Settle down, old dudes, or I'll jam this baby into a river!

 

[WarriorOfGandhi]

"We played Dungeons and Dragons for three hours. Then I was slain by an elf."

 

[Ceremony]

Dave Shutton, Springfield Daily Shopper. Who are you, where are you going?

 

[Fixed to Ruin]

Jim Wallace, Associated Press. Is this a joke?

 

[tony d]

 

[LeafalCrusader]

Jim Wallace, Associated Press. Is this a joke?

Far from it Jim. One of these men will prove space travel is within the reach of the common man.

Toby Hunter Minneapolis Star. No really is this a joke?

 

[MetalheadPenguinsFan]

 

[The Nemesis]

 

[Ceremony]

Well that was a bust. Was he really the head of the Kwik-E-Mart?

 

[MetalheadPenguinsFan]

 

[John Price]

"We played Dungeons and Dragons for three hours. Then I was slain by an elf."

Listen to yourself, man, you're hanging with nerds

You take that back!

 

[tony d]

 

[John Price]

 

[LeafalCrusader]

 

[WarriorOfGandhi]

"Joe Willy Namath, swaggering off the field, his sideburns an apogee of sculpted sartorium. The foppish follicles pioneered by Ambrose Burnside, Appomattox, 1865."

 

[MartyOwns]

gonna use oil-based paint
cuz the wood is pine!

 

[tony d]