Favourite Simpsons Moments

[MetalheadPenguinsFan]

 

[LeafalCrusader]

 

[MetalheadPenguinsFan]

 

[Ceremony]

Astronomers from Tacoma to Vladivostok have just reported an ionic disturbance in the vicinity of the Van Allen Belt. Scientists are recommending that all necessary precautions be taken.

 

[tony d]

 

[Fixed to Ruin]

 

[bigdirty]

Immigants, I knew it was them! Even when it was the bears, I knew it was them.

 

[John Price]

 

[MetalheadPenguinsFan]

Lisa, I want to buy your rock.

 

[MetalheadPenguinsFan]

Lisa, I want to buy your rock.

 

[bigdirty]

Lisa, I want to buy your rock.

Lisa, I want to buy your rock.

I'm seeing double here, four duplicate posts!

 

[MetalheadPenguinsFan]

I'm seeing double here, four duplicate posts!

Phone hiccup

 

[MetalheadPenguinsFan]

Let the bears pay the bear tax. I pay the Homer tax.

 

[tony d]

 

[MetalheadPenguinsFan]

Slavery it is Sir

 

[LeafalCrusader]

 

[MetalheadPenguinsFan]

That's a pretty catchy chant, where'd you learn it??

 

[John Price]

 

[LeafalCrusader]

That's a pretty catchy chant, where'd you learn it??

Oh, I heard it at the mustache parade they have every year.

 

[MetalheadPenguinsFan]

Why you cotton pickin'!!!!!

 

[LeafalCrusader]

 

[Taro Tsujimoto]

 

[MetalheadPenguinsFan]

Is your father stealing bread??

 

[LeafalCrusader]

Is your father stealing bread??

Bart, um, is it wrong to steal a loaf of bread to feed your starving family?

No.

Well, suppose you got a large starving family. Is it wrong to steal a truckload of bread to feed them?

Uh uh.

And, what if your family don't like bread? They like... cigarettes?

I guess that's okay.

Now, what if instead of giving them away, you sold them at a price that was practically giving them away. Would that be a crime, Bart?

Hell, no!

 

[MetalheadPenguinsFan]

Bart, um, is it wrong to steal a loaf of bread to feed your starving family?

No.

Well, suppose you got a large starving family. Is it wrong to steal a truckload of bread to feed them?

Uh uh.

And, what if your family don't like bread? They like... cigarettes?

I guess that's okay.

Now, what if instead of giving them away, you sold them at a price that was practically giving them away. Would that be a crime, Bart?

Hell, no!

Enjoy your gift.