Lukaku will at least score a brace against Everton. Tottenham will smash Cheslea. Hard.
Shhhhhhh.
The most annoying thing about the match thus far isn't the fact that it's going exactly how I thought it would. It's that Pardew's being carried by some incredibly talented players.
#mufc XI: De Gea, Darmian, McNair, Smalling, Blind, Carrick, Schweinsteiger, Mata, Young, Rooney, Martial
subs: Romero, Borthwick-Jackson, Fellaini, Memphis, Pereira, Schneiderlin, Rashford