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Alpha Couturier
Why are we all pretending it's ok that Hartnell is writing a book about how often he falls over? How has he managed to convince us that it's just funny that he's a multi-millionaire hockey player who can't ****ing skate? It's one of many major parts of his game he's ****ing **** at and he's writing a comedy book about it? Drop that ****ing pen Scott and put your skates on. Berube ought to bag skate the useless POS until he has managed to understand the basic 'one skate in front of the other' routine. The caricature on the front of the book says it all. Sat on his ass, big smile on his face while the puck is no doubt in our net by that point.
No, that's silly of me. How crazy to think that someone with a major failing in his game would actually be bothered about it and improve! Just wait until next month when the sequel 'HartnellLosesItOnTheBoards' and the threequel 'HartnellFiresItF**kingOverAgain' come out and JJ and Coatesy are ******* themselves telling us he's as good as Alex ****ing Ovechkin.
(Yes, I know it's for charity. I just don't think he should be drawing attention to and even celebrating how much he sucks at hockey)
No, that's silly of me. How crazy to think that someone with a major failing in his game would actually be bothered about it and improve! Just wait until next month when the sequel 'HartnellLosesItOnTheBoards' and the threequel 'HartnellFiresItF**kingOverAgain' come out and JJ and Coatesy are ******* themselves telling us he's as good as Alex ****ing Ovechkin.
(Yes, I know it's for charity. I just don't think he should be drawing attention to and even celebrating how much he sucks at hockey)