Diamond Joe Quimby
A$AP Joffrey
Hello, this is from a real hard follower of the Maple Leafs. I know I ain't here the full time man, but I be watching that hockey and really in the game. Having seen about 90% of the Maple Leafs games this season I'm making a real stand here now. I write here and so does y'all. Y'all is really knowing hockey and the leafs, that's what inspires me as a human being. I wanna give back. I love the streets and the leafs so much, so everytime I talk, I want to give something back.
Our Leafs have done real good again this far. The season has gon our way. We rule the hockey world like they says it in the tsn. forum/media. They saying it alright. We are the top team. Everybody wants to do dirt with us now. They hatin, but they ain't getting us. We rich, strong and got our backs. And our fans. So we cool. And we got the talent and the guns.
So to me, waching this thang this season, we might be doing some sort of a D-move on our D at some point. And by no means I mean anything by drug move, but only a defensive) move on our D, by D-move. That is correct. So does y'all think we make that move before the deadline or just at the deadline? We got our Polak - Borgman skating real hard and doing thangs. Icing that thang, hitting that pole and twerking that stick on otha suckas like silly. But Polak - Borgman might be our best thang. We got Gardiner, Rielly, Zaitseve, Hainsey doing the real stuff too. Does we even need that otha odd sucka? Is he comin agg? Or what does y'all think? Andersen and Kadri to me have been our key guys this season so far. But our true talent offensively, comes from the young bastardos like tarantino. They morriconing it up real strong.
I love how:
a) people actually ignored the brilliance of the post and answered the question within as if it was serious
b) how the OP was able to get away with using two Spanish cursewords
c) the utter brilliance of the whole thing
All the likes for you, sir.