Compare current Leaf players (or prospects) to food

[Johnny Engine]

Polak is milk: conventional wisdom says you need a healthy portion of it in the mix, but many people feel a lot better after cutting it out entirely.

 

[HamiltonNHL]

Kadri is Ketchup.
Fact.

 

[BodaciousBeefBazooka]

Somebody was completely ripped out of there mind when they came up with this thread. Nobody sober can come up with something like this.

 

[hfman]

Somebody was completely ripped out of there mind when they came up with this thread. Nobody sober can come up with something like this.

happy you said it because I was afraid to.. I was like... "what is this" lol

 

[Gary Nylund]

Kadri is hot sauce. Has fire in his belly, is very noticeable and enhances everything he's with. Some people don't like it despite it's obvious awesomeness but they may come around as they mature.

 

[Christ]

I admit it. When I first saw this roster I was not quite sold. It seemed unattractive. It lacked intelligence and imagination. It was missing the spark you look for in a good team. But then I looked into this roster as a whole, it reminded me of my sweet brother, Chio. For those who do not know, Chio is learning disabled and lives in group home.

But Chio loves khao and that’s when I realized, this roster is khao.

What’s khao?

Khao is soft white rice in lukewarm water. It has no taste. Befitted to small babies and very old people. It is nourishment that everyone can digest. The world needs khao, just as the NHL needs teams like the Leafs

To my sweet draft day and this roster. Congratulations.

Hangover 2?

 

[Paneerboy]

happy you said it because I was afraid to.. I was like... "what is this" lol

Gotta applaud the creativity though.

 

[stymie]

Kadri is a falafel.
Kinda good & kinda spicy, but missing the guts.

 

[Woll Smoth]

Hangover 2?

Yeah, didn't think anyone was going to get that after a while

 

[ldnk]

This thread is strange.

Lupul - KitKat
Kadri - A can of Boost

 

[hfman]

Gotta applaud the creativity though.

makes you wonder who's actually behind their computers, eh

 

[AvroArrow]

Phaneuf - Stale bag of chips. Looks like it's gonna be good at first, but then when you get a taste..

Komarov - A can of redbull

Kadri - Sweet and sour sauce

Lupul - Rice krispies cereal because his bones are always snap, crackle and popping

Rielly - Smooth peanut butter