Come in John have a seat, what's on your mind?
I'm benching Pavel and Damon on Tuesday.
I ducked out...(shudders)...didn't see how they played, what's up?
Well it's just that...I saw Damon was the last one in before the player meeting...which was news to me by the way...so I hear a click as I'm walking up and realize I'm locked out. OK I figure they need this, no biggie.
Thing is, I had to drop some friends off by the pool REALLY bad. Anyway I toughed it out and when they finally let me back in I make a beeline for the stall and drop trou. I hear Pavel snickering behind me as I run by but didn't think anything of it at the time.
So I flush and get up, and I hear this clinking metal type sound behind me. I turn around, don't you know some f***er dropped my car keys in the shitter? I had to fish em out with one of those promotional Chico sticks I had lying around, you know, in the red thing?
Yes, go on...
Well, they're playing fine for the most part, but on account of that toilet stunt I gotta send a message.
(suppressing an urge to laugh) Sorry John, we need them tomorrow, no can do. Anything else?
Ward wants to switch Zajac and Boyle up to the 1st power play unit, you know, for a different look. I thought it sounded like a good idea, and we'll have Greene QB this time, don't know why I didn't think of it before. He's been working on his shot too, pushing 35mph now so you know, #progress.
Between you and me though, I think he needs Lasik or some shit, guy couldn't hit the broad side of a barn from 20 paces. That's where we've got Boyler with the screen and Trav with those rattler-like reflexes around net? Boss I'm tellin ya, we can't miss!
I dunno John, those guys are looking slower than molasses in January out there. I heard we went 0 for 5 and found a way to get shut the f*** out...but I'll leave the decision to you. Good luck tomorrow night and uh, just leave the door open on your way out.
You got it boss (Hynsie bounces)
(Ray) Hello housekeeping? Send a crew up to my office with some sterilizer, we've got a situation up here.