GDT: Chipchee the Cat: Oilers @ Canucks 8:00 PM MT

[KeithIsActuallyBad]

Oh yeah Nurse. Pretend to act tough. Pylon can’t do shit.

Call him by his contract from now on. A nurse is at least a useful person.

 

[Garbo Man]

Nurse you got f***in embarrassed tonight shut the f*** up

 

[Sanchez]

Now you take a shot Bouchard

 

[Uncle]

LOL

 

[iCanada]

Kane RNH Hyman Brown no shows tonight

Did anyone show up?

Team is a joke.

 

[harpoon]

Sit down Nurse. You’ve already embarrassed yourself enough tonight.

 

[McHelpus]

https://x.com/DNBsports/status/1712327879210770782?s=20

Someone print out the score of this game and let the whole team sign it.

 

[Ibanez]

Modern day version of gooning it up, all good. He's pissed so it's a good sign he cares. Probably better to get embarrassed early on.

I prefer more pain with gooning

Kane and RNH no need to shower tonight.

Legit I haven’t noticed Kane other than maybe the first two minutes

 

[Sanchez]

f*** you Singh!!!

 

[ThreeOfAPerfectPair]

How is this possible, we had early Captain practises for gods sakes.

 

[TheNumber4]

A full roster would be nice for a change… you’d think a cup contender would value having a complete line up.

 

[Shizuka]

Kane and RNH no need to shower tonight.

I'd apply that to most of those losers. Clearly not prepared to play, in spite of 8 f***ing pre-season games. 7 and 8 figure salaries for a bunch of entitled clowns, phoning it in on game 1. How in the holy f*** are these guys ready for anything resembling hockey?

 

[CycloneSweep]

McDavid, best player in the league. Shittacular captain.

 

[TheNumber4]

McDavid, best player in the league. Shittacular captain.

Da f***. How?

 

[KeithIsActuallyBad]

If it gets Holland fired I’m okay with this outcome.

 

[GrumpyKoala]

this is all Tippett's fault

I mean McLellan

 

[ZJuice]

He will get another extension ,we still have goalies in the minors for him to destroy

He’s like me. Sucks at the job but they keep me around because I make them laugh at meetings

 

[CycloneSweep]

A full roster would be nice for a change… you’d think a cup contender would value having a complete line up.

Vancouver also played 11-6 tonight

 

[TopShelfGloveSide]

McDavid, best player in the league. Shittacular captain.

Geez take a lap.

 

[Davo Ikinzom]

Which goalie should they start next game?

 

[foshizzle]

How is this possible, we had early Captain practises for gods sakes.

Woodcroft

 

[StoveTopStauffer]

The season is still young enough to can the coaching staff and turn it around.

This team ain't it. Game 1 or not, you can't be a "contender" and play this way at this level.

A contender never lays an egg? News to me.

 

[guymez]

It's clear by now that they are a 2nd half season team. We just don't have good starts to the season..

There is no excuse for this.
None.
That was embarrassing.

 

[VainGretzky]

He’s like me. Sucks at the job but they keep me around because I make them laugh at meetings

Can I hire a to fire you

 

[nexttothemoon]

Worst opening night game ever?