GDT: chicar

[Breakdowns]

Sure. Of course, by that time she'll be 70, but hey, who am I go argue.

I think I can use some extra years now, how about tomorrow, is she free?

 

[Unsustainable]

I will fix that for you

I’ll take a pig picking over CiCis

 

[Boom Boom Apathy]

I think I can use some extra years now, how about tomorrow, is she free?

You do know the running joke about my wife on these boards, right? After all, she knows about it.

 

[Breakdowns]

You do know the running joke about my wife on these boards, right? After all, she knows about it.

can you enlighten me, I am still pretty new here

 

[HisIceness]

I’ll take a pig picking over CiCis

HEYYYYY welcome to CiCis!

 

[Boom Boom Apathy]

can you enlighten me, I am still pretty new here

Ok, a while back, when in some nonsensical banter, I made a comment that I had a hot wife. I was meaning, that my wife was hot. What I didn't know, was that "hot wife" was term for a wife where the husband allows them to sleep around. Hank even told me to look it up on google, but no, I was too much of an arrogant idiot. So pretty much the whole board kept telling me "yep, you have a hotwife" and I kept thinking they were not believing me, so I kept arguing about it while they were having fun at my expense (deservedly so).

Needless to say, I finally figured it out and was the the butt end of the joke, which was my own doing. I could only laugh about it and now it's a running joke. I even showed it to my wife who got a kick out of it.

 

[geehaad]

Don't hate me.

Too late.

 

[HisIceness]

Ok, a while back, when in some nonsensical banter, I made a comment that I had a hot wife. I was meaning, that my wife was hot. What I didn't know, was that "hot wife" was term for a wife where the husband allows them to sleep around. Hank even told me to look it up on google, but no, I was too much of an arrogant idiot. So pretty much the whole board kept telling me "yep, you have a hotwife" and I kept thinking they were not believing me, so I kept arguing about it while they were having fun at my expense (deservedly so).

Needless to say, I finally figured it out and was the the butt end of the joke, which was my own doing. I could only laugh about it and now it's a running joke. I even showed it to my wife who got a kick out of it.

Wait, when was this? I honestly don't remember this banter going on here or if I did I didn't pay attention to it.

 

[Unsustainable]

Wait, when was this? I honestly don't remember this banter going on here or if I did I didn't pay attention to it.

Captain Oblivious

 

[Breakdowns]

Ok, a while back, when in some nonsensical banter, I made a comment that I had a hot wife. I was meaning, that my wife was hot. What I didn't know, was that "hot wife" was term for a wife where the husband allows them to sleep around. Hank even told me to look it up on google, but no, I was too much of an arrogant idiot. So pretty much the whole board kept telling me "yep, you have a hotwife" and I kept thinking they were not believing me, so I kept arguing about it while they were having fun at my expense (deservedly so).

Needless to say, I finally figured it out and was the the butt end of the joke, which was my own doing. I could only laugh about it and now it's a running joke. I even showed it to my wife who got a kick out of it.

thank you!

But still ask if she is free tomorrow, I need that youth elixir

 

[Boom Boom Apathy]

Too late.

Kidding. I like to play the villain.

 

[geehaad]

 

[Boom Boom Apathy]

thank you!

But still ask if she is free tomorrow, I need that youth elixir

She's very picky. I'm not sure you'd pass the test.

 

[geehaad]

Thank you, Canes, for temporarily driving away the buzzards that started hanging out here.

Yeah, they'll be back, but at least we don't have to smell the stench for a while.

 

[Breakdowns]

She's very picky. I'm not sure you'd pass the test.

I am young and from Europe(exotic), I think she will give a go, you know, a test try

 

[geehaad]

I am young and from Europe(exotic), I think she will give a go, you know, a test try

She doesn't like Europeans.

EDIT: I mean, I don't think she likes Europeans.

 

[Boom Boom Apathy]

I am young and from Europe(exotic), I think she will give a go, you know, a test try

Oh, too bad. No offense and I don't mean to be rude, but she spent a couple years in Europe and thought the men there were sleazy. Bless your heart though.

 

[Unsustainable]

If you’re American going into the bathroom and American coming out of the bathroom, what are you while in the bathroom?

 

[Boom Boom Apathy]

If you’re American going into the bathroom and American coming out of the bathroom, what are you while in the bathroom?

Of course, your pee'in.

 

[Breakdowns]

She doesn't like Europeans.

EDIT: I mean, I don't think she likes Europeans.

Oh you dirty grandpa, you been naughty

Oh, too bad. No offense and I don't mean to be rude, but she spent a couple years in Europe and thought the men there were sleazy. Bless your heart though.

But I can be a stereotypical American as well, give me a month or two, I will be overweight then while eating fast food only, get a carry permit and a shotgun, and use USA flag as my t-shirt while driving a F150

is that gonna work for her?

 

[Navin R Slavin]

She's classy. She'll call you.

 

[Breakdowns]

Oh, too bad. No offense and I don't mean to be rude, but she spent a couple years in Europe and thought the men there were sleazy. Bless your heart though.

on a serious not if this is true, she was in Greece or France or something like that

We Northern Europeans are cold and great

 

[Breakdowns]

She's classy. She'll call you.

that`s a pull then, I will go and dream about her now

 

[Boom Boom Apathy]

Oh you dirty grandpa, you been naughty


But I can be a stereotypical American as well, give me a month or two, I will be overweight then while eating fast food only, get a carry permit and a shotgun, and use USA flag as my t-shirt while driving a F150

is that gonna work for her?

Well, I do own an F150, but I don't eat fast food and I'm not overweight. Sorry, you're still not cutting it. Other than being a young, sleazy European (her words, not mine) you really aren't bringing much to the table.

 

[Boom Boom Apathy]

on a serious not if this is true, she was in Greece or France or something like that

We Northern Europeans are cold and great

In fairness, her comment was about Italy, not "Europe" in general. I just took literary license.