GDT: CBJ vs DET (FSOH and NHL Network)

[JacketFanInFL]

I guess we have a game today. It's at 7:30 - nationally televised game on NHL Network.

Blue Jackets Lines:
<insert image of post nuclear Hiroshima>

Detroit Lines:
<insert picture of Dwight Howard dunking on a 1st grader>

JFiF prediction:
DET: 4
CBJ: 3

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[OldGoaltender]

I was just about to do this also. Not a graphics guy but I'm glad someone started a game day thread.

 

[NotWendell]

JARMO BE THERE!




<insert smartass remark about Jackets players being "all Swedish and no Finish"> (misspelling intentional)

 

[JrussJacket]

CBJ comes out very strong scoring 2 goals in the first period by Dorsett and Atkinson...But that just pisses the wings off and the score 6 un-answered goals in the second and third period.

6-2 wings

 

[Skraut]

Awesome GDT

<insert prediction with no basis for anything here>

 

[aRussian]

Will it still be on FSN OH?
With Wings hurt I feel they will hurt us less than a beatdown but we'll still get it handed to us.

 

[jacketsnc33]

Yes it will be on FSO. I think it may be blacked out on NHL Network for those in the FSO viewing area. My listing shows the Bruins @ Lightning game on NHL Network at 730 tonight.

 

[Matthew]

*Insert comment on how if people don't like this team/game/franchise/certain player/anything they must have life satisfaction issues*

 

[Jorge]

Now that the season is well underway and we're getting what we expected I'm just looking for the effort. I know Brass drives us nuts but he worked hard to score the other night and finally did. (Maybe I should work in the CBJ broadcast booth.)

Another highlight from Anaheim was Bob's glove save as he was falling forward. Sweet play.

Yup, just using hockey as an excuse to drink. Staying positive. Waiting for a CBJ team that has loads of heart AND skill at the SAME TIME.

 

[InjuredChoker]

Wings practiced with these lines. Howard is starting.

Filppula-Zetterberg-Brunner

Cleary-Datsyuk-Abdelkader

Tatar-Andersson-Mursak

Miller-Emmerton-Tootoo

Kronwall-Lashoff

Ericsson-White

Huskins-Quincey

 

[Nordique]

Retribution game for all of these 1 goal losses.

CBJ 5 - DET 3

Anisimov - Calvert (2) - Tyutin - Johnson

 

[jacketman10]

OT loss tonight. We are on national television so we therefore are going to lose.

 

[EspenK]

JARMO BE THERE!




<insert smartass remark about Jackets players being "all Swedish and no Finish"> (misspelling intentional)

Will this be on gamecenter if its on NHL network since Fox is televising also?

 

[CapnCornelius]

*insert comment about Detroit Blue Devils*
*insert joke about fact that Doug MacLean said he wouldn't trade his team for the Red Wings*
*insert 5 pages of arguments about what the proper attitude is to have about the team and how if you don't feel that way you aren't a TruFan*
*insert 4 pages overreacting about some aspect of the game*
*insert 4 pages pages of post game analysis which either over-criticizes or over-compliments certain members of the team*
*sprinkle with several comments about the fact that Richards has made a dumb personnel decision and/or his presser sounds the same as the last 10*

Thread over.

 

[major major]

I really liked the battle that Brass and Umby showed against Anaheim. They generated a lot of chances, but could only bury one. With that kind of effort and Cam helping them bury it, thats a decent line.

 

[major major]

*insert comment about Detroit Blue Devils*
*insert joke about fact that Doug MacLean said he wouldn't trade his team for the Red Wings*
*insert 5 pages of arguments about what the proper attitude is to have about the team and how if you don't feel that way you aren't a TruFan*
*insert 4 pages overreacting about some aspect of the game*
*insert 4 pages pages of post game analysis which either over-criticizes or over-compliments certain members of the team*
*sprinkle with several comments about the fact that Richards has made a dumb personnel decision and/or his presser sounds the same as the last 10*

Thread over.

Yeah, that pretty much describes every game thread I've read. Does anyone have anything else to say?

 

[major major]

Any drinking game suggestions?

 

[Matthew]

Yeah, that pretty much describes every game thread I've read. Does anyone have anything else to say?

Get out while you still can!

 

[Timeless Winter]

Any drinking game suggestions?

I had a good one a few years ago, I'll see if I can find it.

 

[Timeless Winter]

This is my game from October of 2010, so the rules may be out of date.





Drinking Game Rules During Tonight's Contest

Take a swig of your drink everytime each one of these events happen.

1. Rimer calls someone on the ice by the wrong name.
2. Davidge says "I bet he'd like to have that one back."
3. Rimer says "Goal mouth pass."
4. The name "Adam Foote" is mentioned.
5. FSN cuts away from a scrum to go to a commercial.
6. After a goal FSN spells someone's name wrong
7. Davidge says "Let the puck do the work."
8. Ray Crawford makes you feel awkward.
9. John Michael smiles too much for your liking.
10. Davidge says "Your goalie has to be your best penalty killer".
11. Rimer says "Oh my."
12. Davidge uses the word "campaign".
13. The Jackets score a goal.
14. One of our defensemen passes the puck to an Avalanche forward.
15. Boll or Dorsett get into a fight.
16. Davidge says "Goal-scorer's goal"
17. Rimer says someone "splits the defense"
18. Davidge says "It doesn't get any better than that/this".
19. Rimer says "High but not out".
20. Buckeye Auto Glass "spectacular high definition" is mentioned.
21. Rimer thinks that there's a penalty when it's just offside, hand pass, or the puck touched with a high stick.
22. Arniel is mentioned as the new coach
23. Someone says "active stick".
24. Someone says "Get the puck to the net" or "Steady diet of rubber"
25. Jackets win and you chug.


Finish whatever is left in your drink or do a shot if one of these rare gems happen.

1. Davidge says "If I had your money, I'd burn mine."
2. FS-OH freezes on your TV
3. The HD feed goes awry.
4. Bill Davidge uses all of his cliches in one night.
5. Rimer fails to notice that one of the teams is on a power play for at least 30 seconds.
6. Rimer gets us confused with the Florida Panthers



Non Rimer/Davidge Drinking Game Rules:

1. Robert spells a word wrong at any point, drink
2. Viqsi types more than one paragraph in any thread, drink
3. CBJ Cougar remarks about a player being good looking, drink
4. Samkow posts something sarcastic, drink
5. blahblah mentions he doesn't like Howson, drink
6. Someone complains about the refs, drink.
7. Capn mentions the Ducks or Brian Burke, drink

 

[Timeless Winter]

Hmmm, surprisingly not all that inaccurate years later, not bad.

 

[CBJMark]

Drinking game

Now I don't care who you are, that there's funny

 

[MattTheMask]

You can add the Kia hamster commercial to the drinking game

 

[CBJMark]

Drinking game

Now I don't care who you are, that there's funny

 

[liv4toast]

Any streams of this game?