This is the teleplay of a Snow/Cappy lines discussion
Cappy: Feck... this group of guyz are all passengers
Snow: No they are not I paid top dollar for them.
Cappy: I got 13 forwards, I can't sit Quine or Beau because they battle hahd, and Chimera gets me Levitra to make me hahd. Strome is a top 5 pick... I am going to sit Sim... I mean Ladd
Snow: The hell not, he gets 8 million beans a year.. he plays
Cappy: Damn, but he is a passenger, and told Cronin in the back, that he will guarantee 3 bonehead mistakes
Snow: Tough luck, next
Cappy: Ugh, how about Kulemin
Snow: No way, he is a 30 goal scorer, and I am paying him 3 times more than i am paying you
Cappy: but he can't move and may have a Vodka flask in his helmet
Snow: That's OK Yashin got him his vodka... next
(Knocking at door)
Delivery guy: 2 brontosaurus burgers, and 1 kielbasa for mr Capuano)
Cappy: How much? $32.50 got it., now as I was saying.. Kulemin has to sit, I bet you would make me play Grabo over Beauvillier if he was healthy
Snow: Yeah, he makes a lot of money
Cappy: can you get me a guy who can drop the gloves at least
Snow: I can call Boulton up at the assisted living place but you would have to sit Quine and Beau if he comes up
Cappy: argh, scratch that, could we get Cody McLeod from Colorado, they play poorly
Snow: Yes but I would have to deal away any of BeauQuince for that.
Cappy: Nah, how come I don't have Martin, Nielsen or KO
Snow: KO didn't buy Doug Weight a shot at the Christmas party, so he is gone. Couldn't afford to pay Nielsen, had to give Zeke the money.... Martin doesn't put points up.
Cappy: And why do we have Ladd?
Snow: He has 2 cups
Cappy: But Jon Sim has a cup, do I have to use him every shift
Snow: Not only that, but all power plays and all shorthanded situations
Cappy: How can I win this this roster
Snow: The object is not to win, it is to get through 82 games, I promise I will overpay for another forward in the offseason to help
Cappy: Can I talk to Mcphee about the Vegas job
Snow: Hmm remember that time in Cape Cod with the pina coladas and the donkey?
Cappy: Damn you still have those photos
Snow: yup