During the summer of 2002, Brendan Morrison of the Canucks was a man being compared to a mouse. During a salary arbitration hearing, an attorney arguing on behalf of the team tried to minimize Morrison's contributions to Vancouver's just-concluded season by likening linemates Todd Bertuzzi and Markus Naslund to elephants.
"'But for the elephant, [Morrison] never would have been able to get across the swaying bridge,' I still remember the lawyer, in a French accent, telling the arbiter," says Morrison's agent, Denver-based Kurt Overhardt. "'Monsieur arbiter, can we agree that the linemates are the elephant, and player X is the mouse?' It was hilarious. By then, my client was laughing so hard he was turning beet red. Even the guys from the league who were monitoring the whole thing were laughing."
Morrison, who had set career-highs for goals (23), assists (44) and points (67) and was plus-18 that season, laughed last after the hearing. His $775,000 salary tripled as part of a two-year, $4.6 million settlement awarded by an independent third-party. It was the second-highest arbitration increase to that point in league history.
Horror stories from old arbitration cases remain cautionary tales for both teams and players, such as the time in 1997 when former New York Islanders GM Mike Milbury reportedly reduced Tommy Salo to tears with reasons why the goalie didn't deserve his asking price.