bettemans awesome joke

[rudethedude66]

I want betteman to start the draft by saying "we have a trade for the #1 pick"...and freak everyone out ...just to see some ppls faces

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[Lobstertainment]

In shocking news today the people of Pittsburgh suffered a great tragedy, when a simple joke caused the deaths of thousands in steel town as Penguin hockey fans clutched at their chests and died from heart attacks simultaniously...

 

[Tricolore#20]

I was hoping he would do something like that too, although it isn't a very professional thing to do.

I hope he cracks some jokes though, to lighten the air a little.

 

[p.l.f.]

or that there will be another lockout immediately following the draft

 

[rudethedude66]

but he needs something like that to make him look somewhat human

 

[mafiaboss]

Bettman human? He's Ferangi....you'll know what that is if you know your Star Trek.

 

[rudethedude66]

i did sayLOOK human

 

[The Tang]

In shocking news today the people of Pittsburgh suffered a great tragedy, when a simple joke caused the deaths of thousands in steel town as Penguin hockey fans clutched at their chests and died from heart attacks simultaniously...

lol. so very very true. I'd probably be one of them.

 

[MassiveHabs]

I'm sure there would be more than one crazy pens fan on a hunt for bettmans head!

 

[albathegreat*]

In shocking news today the people of Pittsburgh suffered a great tragedy, when a simple joke caused the deaths of thousands in steel town as Penguin hockey fans clutched at their chests and died from heart attacks simultaniously...

 

[gobolt7]

I was hoping he would do something like that too, although it isn't a very professional thing to do.

I hope he cracks some jokes though, to lighten the air a little.

If he tries to be the days entertainment, I have a feeling it will be a LOOOOOONG afternoon.

 

[dedalus]

If he tries to be the days entertainment, I have a feeling it will be a LOOOOOONG afternoon.

Agreed. The best thing he could say is, "It's great to be back in business! Let's get the business of this league going again ... with the first selection ..."

 

[Brad*]

Bettman's speach for tommorrow:

"Thank you, thank you all for coming to the 2005 NHL entry draft. About a year ago the players and the owners sat down to address the need of a new collective bargaining agreement. As the weeks wore on, it became increasingly apparent that this issue would not be settled quickly. As the deadline approached, I was faced with the decision of what to do with the NHL season - ultimately it had to be cancelled. Everyone was upset; the fans, the players, the owners, and my mom. One little lockout and my mom got scared. And said you’re moving with your aunte and uncle in bel-air. I pulled up to the house about seven or eight, and I yelled to the cabby "Yo homes, smell ya later." Looked at my kingdom, I was finally there, To fill my throne as the Prince of Bel Air.

Peace out! Lockout4life!"

Source: Eklund.

 

[Hedberg]

Bettman's speach for tommorrow:

"Thank you, thank you all for coming to the 2005 NHL entry draft. About a year ago the players and the owners sat down to address the need of a new collective bargaining agreement. As the weeks wore on, it became increasingly apparent that this issue would not be settled quickly. As the deadline approached, I was faced with the decision of what to do with the NHL season - ultimately it had to be cancelled. Everyone was upset; the fans, the players, the owners, and my mom. One little lockout and my mom got scared. And said you’re moving with your aunte and uncle in bel-air. I pulled up to the house about seven or eight, and I yelled to the cabby "Yo homes, smell ya later." Looked at my kingdom, I was finally there, To fill my throne as the Prince of Bel Air.

Peace out! Lockout4life!"

Source: Eklund.

 

[gobolt7]

Bettman's speach for tommorrow:

"Thank you, thank you all for coming to the 2005 NHL entry draft. About a year ago the players and the owners sat down to address the need of a new collective bargaining agreement. As the weeks wore on, it became increasingly apparent that this issue would not be settled quickly. As the deadline approached, I was faced with the decision of what to do with the NHL season - ultimately it had to be cancelled. Everyone was upset; the fans, the players, the owners, and my mom. One little lockout and my mom got scared. And said you’re moving with your aunte and uncle in bel-air. I pulled up to the house about seven or eight, and I yelled to the cabby "Yo homes, smell ya later." Looked at my kingdom, I was finally there, To fill my throne as the Prince of Bel Air.

Peace out! Lockout4life!"

Source: Eklund.

Nice.

 

[nhlbruin]

his head will be bopping about too much...all his energy will be spend doing the minimum and keeping his head straight as possible...jokes are out of the question.

 

[I Hate You All*]

or that there will be another lockout immediately following the draft

 

[rt]

Bettman's speach for tommorrow:

"Thank you, thank you all for coming to the 2005 NHL entry draft. About a year ago the players and the owners sat down to address the need of a new collective bargaining agreement. As the weeks wore on, it became increasingly apparent that this issue would not be settled quickly. As the deadline approached, I was faced with the decision of what to do with the NHL season - ultimately it had to be cancelled. Everyone was upset; the fans, the players, the owners, and my mom. One little lockout and my mom got scared. And said you’re moving with your aunte and uncle in bel-air. I pulled up to the house about seven or eight, and I yelled to the cabby "Yo homes, smell ya later." Looked at my kingdom, I was finally there, To fill my throne as the Prince of Bel Air.

Peace out! Lockout4life!"

Source: Eklund.

You sir, are a prince among men.

 

[hfboardsuser]

I'd love to see Lemieux and Crosby set up a light jab at Mario's long-ago decision not to go up on stage with Pens management. Basically, have Sid stay in his seat for a few seconds with a stoic look on his face.

 

[The Tang]

I'd love to see Lemieux and Crosby set up a light jab at Mario's long-ago decision not to go up on stage with Pens management. Basically, have Sid stay in his seat for a few seconds with a stoic look on his face.

funny thing is, most people don't seem to even know about that.

 

[PecaFan]

I want betteman to start the draft by saying "we have a trade for the #1 pick"...and freak everyone out ...just to see some ppls faces

Actually, that would be rather funny. Too bad there won't be any fans present, so the effect would be lost.

 

[hockeyfan125]

I want betteman to start the draft by saying "we have a trade for the #1 pick"...and freak everyone out ...just to see some ppls faces

crosby for bettman

i hear he has a mean slapper

 

[iagreewithidiots]

I wouldnt mind a joke except the Pens website already has declared Crosby to be the Pens pick. They are already advertising Crosby stuff going on sale.

 

[octopi]

In shocking news today the people of Pittsburgh suffered a great tragedy, when a simple joke caused the deaths of thousands in steel town as Penguin hockey fans clutched at their chests and died from heart attacks simultaniously...

What about fans of other teams who suddenly think, "My God, we traded for Crosby"...?

 

[Rails]

"Hello and welcome to the 2005 NHL Draft. I regret to say that the lockout has been postponed. We have a a few details to hammer out and wording of pick announcement to perfect. The draft will be sometime in August, bank on it, brah."