Beantown Expects to Extinguish Flames Tonight

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Vaive-Alive

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Calagary (CP): The Boston Bruins expect an easy victory when they visit the Flames tonight, and that has GM Krueger concerned.

"Our players have been playing down to the level of their opponents as of late - and that is not the trademark of a Bruin. I am not impressed with the play of many on our team."

When asked by the media what the trademark of a Bruin is, Krueger replied: "A Bruin is a vicious Bear that attacks with stealth and strength, and it defends with tenacity. These qualities should be noticeable in the eyes of a Bruin, shortly visible to the prey before it is quickly consumed. Bruins are also known to be wise but constantly thirsting for fine ale."

Before GM Krueger left the press conference, he stated, "If I don't see improvements, there could be changes...I'll trade anyone who doesn't bring their 'A'-game every <Bleepin'> night."

Bobby Orr
Boston Globe
 
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