GDT: Around the League 2023-24 Volume 4: Stretch Drive Edition

[McDrai]

lol, Brodie doesn't want Matthews to get a chance on the PP

They all looked dejected after that goal…quite embarrassing

 

[Porkleaker]

Matthews is gassed. He's so tired of this game, he doesn't even like hockey.

 

[Satire]

The Leafs are going to get dumpstered in the playoffs.

 

[BlackDogg]

Just a variant of the Hills Have Eyes family.

Usually seen at Cracker Barrel in their natural habitat.

 

[oobga]

Matthews should use his greatest secret skill and pull his pants down and moon all the Tampa players. Then while they all cover their eyes, score.

 

[Pass the Saitl Sauce]

What Matthews hasn’t scored 70 yet? Way leafs fans were talking it sounded like he was at 70 a week ago saying it was going to happen and should be set in stone

 

[oobga]

lol, pull the goalie?

This is the most embarrassing attempt at trying to get something that wouldn't even be a record

 

[BlackDogg]

lol, pull the goalie?

This is the most embarrassing attempt at trying to get something that wouldn't even be a record

A mockery of the game

 

[Porkleaker]

What Matthews hasn’t scored 70 yet? Way leafs fans were talking it sounded like he was at 70 a week ago saying it was going to happen and should be set in stone

"WE WANT FLORIDA!" lol

 

[Pass the Saitl Sauce]

Matthews should use his greatest secret skill and pull his pants down and moon all the Tampa players. Then while they all cover their eyes, score.

Approves

 

[CantHaveTkachev]

everyone scoring for the Leafs except Matthews lol

 

[BlackDogg]

John doesn't like purse man

 

[oobga]

lol, what are these Leafs players even doing? Tavares just pounds it in instead of looking for Matthews. What was the point of the goalie pull?

Nice shot of Matthews telling Keefe that he really likes the number 69 anyways.

 

[Porkleaker]

hahahahahaaha

 

[yukoner88]

Matthews stuck at 69 because he likes choking for two

 

[BlackDogg]

What made it a failure was trying to hard to do it. Lame

 

[DrDrai]

The leafs even bungled trying to get Matthews 70, what a team.

 

[McDrai]

69 for Mr 69

 

[FlameChampion]

Congratulations to TJ Brodie on his first goal of the season.

Also congratulations to Matthews on 11 shots but no goals. I am sure after the game, he’s going to say not getting 70 doesn’t matter.

 

[Kerberos]

hahahahahaaha

They tried so hard to get it to him. It was Toronto's Stanley Cup.

Pretty hilarious that in the last 2 games, 2 posts and a skate prevented him from 70 lol.

 

[Porkleaker]

They tried so hard to get it to him. It was Toronto's Stanley Cup.

Pretty hilarious that in the last 2 games, 2 posts and a skate prevented him from 70 lol.

I saw how many 70-goal scoring players went on to win the cup that weren't Oilers and ....well, zero. So that might have been funny too.

 

[BlackDogg]

Toronto media makes 69 goals a failure

 

[Captain Fantastic]

They keep saying "history". Ummm...NO..

 

[BlackDogg]

I think they are going upstairs on Brodies goal

 

[FlameChampion]

Kucherov has like 140+ points

Finishes +8 on a team that is +25. That’s something something.