GDT: Around the League 2023-24 Volume 4: Stretch Drive Edition

[McShogun99]

Imagine being a Devils fan and wondering why didn't the GM pay a 3rd round pick for Allen a few weeks sooner. They could be in a wild card spot if they received more consistent goaltending.

I remember back in November when they were going to win the Cup and Hughes was better then Mcdavid.

 

[BlackDogg]

My hotel view right now is of the Winnipeg airport. Actually it could be a mirage or a window painting on second thought.

 

[VainGretzky]

I remember back in November when they were going to win the Cup and Hughes was better then Mcdavid.

Pettersson as well

 

[Captain Fantastic]

Holy shit at the Avs broadcast going full on conspiracy theory claiming McDavid would've been given a phantom assist there.

They spent 20 mins whining about it. Does anybody even care about a home-points-streak record?

Go to the mains and you'll see Avs fans boasting that Mackinnon takes a longer shit than anyone else in the league. So that doesn't surprise me.

 

[BlackDogg]

Go to the mains and you'll see Avs fans boasting that Mackinnon takes a longer shit than anyone else in the league. So that doesn't surprise me.

Was that supposed to be shift?

 

[yukoner88]

My hotel view right now is of the Winnipeg airport. Actually it could be a mirage or a window painting on second thought.

Whatcha doing in Fargo?

There's some wicked ass liquor stores in Fargo

 

[BlackDogg]

Whatcha doing in Fargo?

There's some wicked ass liquor stores in Fargo

I thought the drive was a little long. Now I know what it's like to be a Jet.

 

[Drivesaitl]

Tage Thompson said hello to the Jersey Devils tonight.

Looks like he's healthy again. What a night! 4 goals.

Buffalo fans deserve something to cheer for. Jersey fans, not so much..


Jack Hughes -3, zero boxcars. What a laugh. They talk this guy up like he's Gretzky in the Joisey telecasts. This was a nothing game for Buffalo. Devils, due to the last WC spot being open season were still in it.

He's not McDavid, but Jack Hughes is right there with the NHL's biggest threats

Now, we all know who will win MVP, but that doesn’t make it any less impressive that Jack Hughes has vaulted himself into Top 3 consideration.

www.sportsnet.ca

Yeah He's no McDavid...

Right now he's looking more Zegras.

 

[5 Mins 4 Ftg]

Whatcha doing in Fargo?

There's some wicked ass liquor stores in Fargo

I had some awesome bbq in Fargo last year.

 

[Drivesaitl]

Imagine being a Devils fan and wondering why didn't the GM pay a 3rd round pick for Allen a few weeks sooner. They could be in a wild card spot if they received more consistent goaltending.

Goaltending that is the same goaltending that was lights out for them last season? I dunno. Devils don't defend very well.

They had good goaltending last season.

If I'm a Devils fan I'm wondering why almost all my forwards are midgets and how thats going to play out in the NHL.

Devils must be the least Canadian team in the NHL. What a roster plan.

 

[bellagiobob]

Go to the mains and you'll see Avs fans boasting that Mackinnon takes a longer shit than anyone else in the league. So that doesn't surprise me.

Hubie is the league leader in dumps/60.

 

[JordanGalhanth]

Worked for the Chiefs.

But for some reason I feel like the Oilers are somehow stuck under a playoff celebrity curse.

2022 - Los Lobos offers to play La Bamba live, and Avs sweep happens.

2023 - Urkel (Jaleel White) shows up to a home game in the 2nd round, and I think that was the game where Hill suddenly went supernova.

Please oh pretty please no celebrity shenanigans this year.

 

[5 Mins 4 Ftg]

Hubie is the league leader in dumps/60.

“I think he had to go take a shit” will go down as one of the best quotes in post game coach quote history. (@2:17 of clip)

 

[K1984]

Holy shit at the Avs broadcast going full on conspiracy theory claiming McDavid would've been given a phantom assist there.

They spent 20 mins whining about it. Does anybody even care about a home-points-streak record?

After you watch a local Avalanche broadcast it’s easy to see why basically their entire fanbase is full of dumb, insufferable assholes. They do a good job taking their cues from the broadcast team.

 

[bellagiobob]

That’s a fairly large number.

 

[Drivesaitl]

“I think he had to go take a shit” will go down as one of the best quotes in post game coach quote history. (@2:17 of clip)

It is for Oilers fans. I think half the time Sutter was providing us with material mocking the Flames. It rarely gets better. What a classic.

 

[bellagiobob]

 

[yukoner88]

After you watch a local Avalanche broadcast it’s easy to see why basically their entire fanbase is full of dumb, insufferable assholes. They do a good job taking their cues from the broadcast team.

The team even sent an appeal to bettman to have the own goal call overturned so MacKinnon can have a point

 

[Fixed to Ruin]

Tyler Toffoli game log last 5 games

 

[Navx94]

Canucks Vs Vegas twice don’t even know who to cheer for honestly. I think Vegas winning both games would put us in a spot to catch Vancouver but a split isn’t needed.

 

[bellagiobob]

Tyler Toffoli game log last 5 games

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Having him on and off in various pools, he’s incredible streaky. He’s either on or he’s got nothin.

 

[Mav3rick07]

Golden Knights have had 3 powerplays and Minnesota 0. It's so f***ing obvious what Bettman wants.

 

[Navx94]

Golden Knights have had 3 powerplays and Minnesota 0. It's so f***ing obvious what Bettman wants.

Ticky tacky too many men call too lol

 

[nabob]

Golden Knights have had 3 powerplays and Minnesota 0. It's so f***ing obvious what Bettman wants.

Guess we’ll see how many games Eichel gets for that spear.

 

[Fixed to Ruin]

Draisaitl's reaction to his broken stick was kind of funny. Lol