Mr Jiggyfly
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- Jan 29, 2004
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It's not like it really did much. It had a couple of scenes, ate a guy and that was that.
The movie establishes it's going to be stupid more or less immediately, which can be okay for the genre. I'm not expecting Citizen Kane, but I don't need to get beaten over the head with the stupid stick every thirty seconds either. The entire premise is idiotic. So you're going into zombie-infested Las Vegas to break open a safe full of cash, then haul the cash up to the roof, load it onto a helicopter that hasn't flown in years, and fly off. Uh-huh. How much does millions of dollars in cash weigh? How much do eight or nine people weigh? What's the load capacity of a busted-ass Huey that hasn't flown in years? Just plain stupid.
And I can't imagine what this would be like on a theatrical screen. Half the movie is closeups of Dave Bautista. In a theatre, you'd be spending like an hour with a fifty foot-high Dave Bautista head looming down on you.
The plan was obviously comical - would have made more sense to plan to ride out with their loot on the zombie tiger - but this flick was so predictable and cliched.
It’s hard to fathom how someone writes a movie like this and doesn’t realize they are being lazy and painting by all the numbers.