Class, in this next one, the role of the Leafs will be played by George Costanza, and the role of a Playoff Series Win by some random attractive actress. Pay attention, it may be on your final exam:
Ya baby, ya! The Buds World Order is going full Costanza Opposite here! Jinxing it? No, we aren't worried about jinxing it! We're chilling the jolly pops, we're booking Friday off, we're.....
Sorry, yes Aaron, you have your hand raised? Sorry what? What? What about all those other elimination games, and you think maybe we shouldn't risk jinxing it?
Sorry class, A A Ron done messed up there. I said pay attention.
We're printing the round one win parade maps right now, the press in sub-basement C of BWO Peruvian Headquarters is fired up. We're hot air balloon mail dropping that sucker world wide with our recently returned from leasing to China balloon fleet (seemed kind of sudden, don't know what happened. Paid the early cancellation fees and everything). Sneak preview of the f***ing Round 1 parade route Leaf fans, you know it's true:
Jinx? There ain't no jinx here. Tonight is our night. Get fired up, let 'er loose Leaf Nation. We're done with this crap. It's Opposite Night, because the BWO says so. Let's get it on!
Here's four minutes and twenty-one seconds of Metallica and Wendal Clark again. Because hell ya. They don't give a damn about jinxing and neither do we.
Once you're BWO, you're BWO FOR LIFE.
Baby.
Go Leafs Go
Ya baby, ya! The Buds World Order is going full Costanza Opposite here! Jinxing it? No, we aren't worried about jinxing it! We're chilling the jolly pops, we're booking Friday off, we're.....
Sorry, yes Aaron, you have your hand raised? Sorry what? What? What about all those other elimination games, and you think maybe we shouldn't risk jinxing it?
Sorry class, A A Ron done messed up there. I said pay attention.
We're printing the round one win parade maps right now, the press in sub-basement C of BWO Peruvian Headquarters is fired up. We're hot air balloon mail dropping that sucker world wide with our recently returned from leasing to China balloon fleet (seemed kind of sudden, don't know what happened. Paid the early cancellation fees and everything). Sneak preview of the f***ing Round 1 parade route Leaf fans, you know it's true:
Jinx? There ain't no jinx here. Tonight is our night. Get fired up, let 'er loose Leaf Nation. We're done with this crap. It's Opposite Night, because the BWO says so. Let's get it on!
Here's four minutes and twenty-one seconds of Metallica and Wendal Clark again. Because hell ya. They don't give a damn about jinxing and neither do we.
Once you're BWO, you're BWO FOR LIFE.
Baby.
Go Leafs Go
