ConnorMcMullet
#12 Colby Cave
- Jun 10, 2017
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Oilers @ Coyotes
8:00 PM
SN/SN-1
#71
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The Truth of the Curse
There is something I just wanted to clear up with everyone. There have been rumblings around HFOil that I have cursed the Oilers. Others say it was @Cloned, or blame it on polls/awful GDT tunes. I'm here to tell you that they are all wrong. And there is no point in trying good luck charms like no-effort GDTs or bounce.gif. We are cursed and there is nothing we can do about it. But I have found the truth.
We have been cursed by none other than
Wayne Gretzky.
The Great One.
The GOAT.
#99
Gretzky was traded in 1988 and was absolutely heartbroken. No doubt he wanted to make sure the Oilers management regretted it and knew they had made a mistake. Unfortunately for him, the Oilers won the cup in 1990. It was then that the Great One knew he had to do something and cursed the team forever. His brother, Kieth, is the inside man to do Wayne's dirty work for him.
That said, I can understand if you're skeptical. So I'm going to prove once and for all that Gretzky isn't the hero that we all thought he was. Do you remember the Periodic Table that was so helpful when we analyzed the OBC's phrase "something in the water"? We're going to use it again.
Since Gretzky's curse, the Oilers have been able to do nothing but tank, whether accidental or on purpose. Either way, we're going to take a closer look at it:
Tank =
Tantalium, Nitrogen, and Potassium. Atomic numbers 73, 7, and 19.
Don't see it? The sum of their atomic numbers is 99.
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Projected Lines
Lucic - McDavid - Kassian
Rieder - Draisaitl - Chiasson
Khaira - RNH - Gagner
Currie - Cave - Rattie
Klefbom - Larsson
Nurse - Russell
Sekera - Benning
Koskinen
Keller - Dvorak - Panik
Hinostroza - Richardson - Grabner
Galchenyuk - Kempe - Fischer
Crouse - Cousins - Archibald
Ekman-Larsson - Hjalmarsson
Demers - Goligoski
Lyubushkin - Oesterle
Kuemper
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8:00 PM
SN/SN-1
#71
___________________________________________________________________________________________________________
The Truth of the Curse
There is something I just wanted to clear up with everyone. There have been rumblings around HFOil that I have cursed the Oilers. Others say it was @Cloned, or blame it on polls/awful GDT tunes. I'm here to tell you that they are all wrong. And there is no point in trying good luck charms like no-effort GDTs or bounce.gif. We are cursed and there is nothing we can do about it. But I have found the truth.
We have been cursed by none other than
Wayne Gretzky.
The Great One.
The GOAT.
#99
Gretzky was traded in 1988 and was absolutely heartbroken. No doubt he wanted to make sure the Oilers management regretted it and knew they had made a mistake. Unfortunately for him, the Oilers won the cup in 1990. It was then that the Great One knew he had to do something and cursed the team forever. His brother, Kieth, is the inside man to do Wayne's dirty work for him.
That said, I can understand if you're skeptical. So I'm going to prove once and for all that Gretzky isn't the hero that we all thought he was. Do you remember the Periodic Table that was so helpful when we analyzed the OBC's phrase "something in the water"? We're going to use it again.
Since Gretzky's curse, the Oilers have been able to do nothing but tank, whether accidental or on purpose. Either way, we're going to take a closer look at it:
Tank =
Tantalium, Nitrogen, and Potassium. Atomic numbers 73, 7, and 19.
Don't see it? The sum of their atomic numbers is 99.
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Projected Lines
Lucic - McDavid - Kassian
Rieder - Draisaitl - Chiasson
Khaira - RNH - Gagner
Currie - Cave - Rattie
Klefbom - Larsson
Nurse - Russell
Sekera - Benning
Koskinen
Keller - Dvorak - Panik
Hinostroza - Richardson - Grabner
Galchenyuk - Kempe - Fischer
Crouse - Cousins - Archibald
Ekman-Larsson - Hjalmarsson
Demers - Goligoski
Lyubushkin - Oesterle
Kuemper
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