GDT: 4/25/24 - 7:00PM EDT - #1 Florida vs #1 WC Tampa Bay [ECQF GAME 3]

[These Are The Days]

@Major4Boarding we gotta break out the good shit man

 

[Antiramie]

All I ask is for a f***ing 60 minute effort. For f***s sake. Not asking for much here. Just do your jobs.

- Effort

- Stop collectively puck watching in front of our net

- Shoot the f***ing puck (looking at you, Kuch)

- Line blender

 

[The Gongshow]

If we lose tonight I better see Avatars made by tomorrow morning!!

 

[Sky04]

That's Cooper's version of "we got respect in the handshake line" yikes.

 

[DaBolts]

Pssst, Coop, remember this ****ing thing?

Good time to hit it into the "on" position.

#GOBOLTS!

 

[gn2007]

So TNT announcers are they pro bolts or pro panthers lol let's take a bet lol.

 

[Hockeyville USA]

So TNT announcers are they pro bolts or pro panthers lol let's take a bet lol.

Likely gush over the Panthers due to the amount of skill they have on their team and the fact they're up in the series. They will praise the Lightning for Big Cat, the powerplay, and team resilience but definitely will criticize the lack of consistent depth, rightfully so.

 

[DaBolts]

Likely gush over the Panthers due to the amount of skill they have on their team and the fact they're up in the series. They will praise the Lightning for Big Cat, the powerplay, and team resilience but definitely will criticize the lack of consistent depth, rightfully so.

How dare you not consider Sheary and Jeannot "quality" depth.

 

[Peacefool]

Any words on our line up?

 

[Antiramie]

Any words on our line up?

Yea, it’s still worse than FLA’s.

 

[DaBolts]

Any words on our line up?

Yes. We offered them blindfolds before we shot the "depth".

 

[LightningStrikes]

A gift for the Norse God. Save us Victor!

 

[VinikToWinIt]

Do we pull the goalie in a late game tie to avoid OT?

 

[The Gongshow]

Do we pull the goalie in a late game tie to avoid OT?

OT = automatic loss for the little baby result of rain clouds team and an automatic win for the Perfect Panthers

 

[Stammertime91]

Any words on our line up?

Cute. Sit down and watch the game. We are in blue. That's all you need to know.

 

[DMB06]

Pretty annoying that this is why it's not 1-1, and this is after it already hit Bob. The entire bottom third to half of the net was wide open.

I say we win tonight but it's probably the only game we're going to win.

 

[JoVel]

Pretty annoying that this is why it's not 1-1, and this is after it already hit Bob. The entire bottom third to half of the net was wide open.

I say we win tonight but it's probably the only game we're going to win.

I mean this happened with 25 minutes left in the game, not in OT. Who knows how the game would turned out then. We probably would've pulled the biggest Cooper shell in history and Florida would've scored 4.

 

[Bozo Nicholson]

Dumba, Perbix, CDH is the new trinity
Of sheer defensive stupidity
Wide open net for Dumba could've been blocked by Ray Charles
Left us all with a bunch of snarls
Mr Art Ross is nowhere to be found
Him and Point haven't made a sound
Tired of putting these poems together for an ungrateful team
When all they ever do is make us scream
Last game gave me volcanic diarrhea
Flushed that mess away and said "see ya"
What will game three hold in store?
Cause another loss to Florida, please, I can't take anymore
Lil bro grew up and we got old
Sent to the nursing home where its so cold
Can't wait to see @DrMartinVanNostrand jinx us with more stats
I hate this franchise and these stupid ass rats
Let me close this one out if I may
These bars hit so hard, Mr. Cernak concussion protocol is that way


P.S. can we just win a f***ing game please like forreal trash can ass team. Please. Win. One.

They better not deliver another volcanic diarrhea inducing performance. Toilet’s clogged.

 

[Summer Rose]

Meatballs did not bring us joy last game. Tonight I’m making pasta.

 

[Hoek]

Please Kucherov, stunt on those hoes.

 

[JoVel]

Bagel back on the top line might be our only hope.

 

[TheDaysOf 04]

Gotta be emotionally invested from the start. Can't waste another 1st period.

 

[Tim Smith]

Lets play with a lead, and lets tilt the ice

 

[DistantThunderRep]

Send the crowd home happy.

Bagel back on the top line might be our only hope.

The Nightmare Returns:

 

[Tim Smith]

They better not deliver another volcanic diarrhea inducing performance. Toilet’s clogged.

Get your plunger out