GDT: 4/25/24 - 7:00PM EDT - #1 Florida vs #1 WC Tampa Bay [ECQF GAME 3]
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Stammertime91
TBL: TEAM OF THE CENTURY
Dumba, Perbix, CDH is the new trinity
Of sheer defensive stupidity
Wide open net for Dumba could've been blocked by Ray Charles
Left us all with a bunch of snarls
Mr Art Ross is nowhere to be found
Him and Point haven't made a sound
Tired of putting these poems together for an ungrateful team
When all they ever do is make us scream
Last game gave me volcanic diarrhea
Flushed that mess away and said "see ya"
What will game three hold in store?
Cause another loss to Florida, please, I can't take anymore
Lil bro grew up and we got old
Sent to the nursing home where its so cold
Can't wait to see @DrMartinVanNostrand jinx us with more stats
I hate this franchise and these stupid ass rats
Let me close this one out if I may
These bars hit so hard, Mr. Cernak concussion protocol is that way
P.S. can we just win a f***ing game please like forreal trash can ass team. Please. Win. One.
Of sheer defensive stupidity
Wide open net for Dumba could've been blocked by Ray Charles
Left us all with a bunch of snarls
Mr Art Ross is nowhere to be found
Him and Point haven't made a sound
Tired of putting these poems together for an ungrateful team
When all they ever do is make us scream
Last game gave me volcanic diarrhea
Flushed that mess away and said "see ya"
What will game three hold in store?
Cause another loss to Florida, please, I can't take anymore
Lil bro grew up and we got old
Sent to the nursing home where its so cold
Can't wait to see @DrMartinVanNostrand jinx us with more stats
I hate this franchise and these stupid ass rats
Let me close this one out if I may
These bars hit so hard, Mr. Cernak concussion protocol is that way
P.S. can we just win a f***ing game please like forreal trash can ass team. Please. Win. One.
LightningStrikes
Champa Bay Lightning
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Will the real Tampa Bay Lightning please show up? Please show up? Please show up?
Na na nanana. Na na nanana. Na na… *cries softly*
Na na nanana. Na na nanana. Na na… *cries softly*
I won't watch this game maybe this will help
We get to see if Coop setting the matchups makes much of a difference. Looks like Bennett will be out a week, so that's one bit of bad news for them.
Todd1a
Kucherov or prospect
What’s crazy is Vasy is not the problem in this series GAA is 2.49 and save percentage is 92.2 . We simply are not scoring enough goals
Peacefool
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J T Money
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Maelmoor
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Let's get it done, it's time for some heroes to emerge on our end!
Time to make a stand and surrender the series. FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT! We have to want it more. Imagine if we had actually had a power forward that could score, hit, fight, and skate.
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Gotta get at least 3 goals tonight. Preferably 4 because Florida will likely get 3.
Aren't we all a little silly and mad,
To cheer for this team this fine spring eve,
It's not the best one we've ever had,
Neither good, nor mediocre, nor bad.
To the ice they shall take their due leave,
Engaging in shenanigans yet untold,
It remains to be seen what they will achieve,
And whether or not give us sense to believe.
Our anxiety grows tense into the fold,
United as one supportive voice,
A single collective, yet poorly controlled,
But as we are unified in a single mold.
Whether from here or there, it is one choice,
Hopefully we're given a reason to rejoice.
To cheer for this team this fine spring eve,
It's not the best one we've ever had,
Neither good, nor mediocre, nor bad.
To the ice they shall take their due leave,
Engaging in shenanigans yet untold,
It remains to be seen what they will achieve,
And whether or not give us sense to believe.
Our anxiety grows tense into the fold,
United as one supportive voice,
A single collective, yet poorly controlled,
But as we are unified in a single mold.
Whether from here or there, it is one choice,
Hopefully we're given a reason to rejoice.
Stammertime91
TBL: TEAM OF THE CENTURY
bigdaddio
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- Jan 22, 2019
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If this years Vasy was playing last year we sweep the Leafs. That is for sure.
Lightning in 5 last year with good Big Cat. They were quite bad in Game 2 in Toronto so idk if the Lightning get the dub there.
bigdaddio
Registered User
- Jan 22, 2019
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You're right, forgot about game 2. The nightmares of blowing games while scoring 4+ and giving up 3rd period leads on softy goals seared into my brain.
Felonious Python
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The Gongshow
Fire JBB
f*** this team
f*** me
f*** everything
Just win a dang game
GOTTA WIN BOTH HOME GAMES
f*** me
f*** everything
Just win a dang game
GOTTA WIN BOTH HOME GAMES
StammerHammer
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- Dec 23, 2021
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If I were a betting man and I'm not,
I would be giving the Lightning a shot.
To lose three in a row is not wise,
So the Bolts need to keep their eyes on the prize.
Bringing Lord Stanley's Cup back to where it belongs,
The land of sunshine and thongs.
Go Bolts!!!!
I would be giving the Lightning a shot.
To lose three in a row is not wise,
So the Bolts need to keep their eyes on the prize.
Bringing Lord Stanley's Cup back to where it belongs,
The land of sunshine and thongs.
Go Bolts!!!!
gn2007
Registered User
Vasy be vasy we capitalize on special teams. Hopefully a non stressful game, it's the playoffs though so heart rate monitor with me for the next 2 months lol
DistantThunderRep
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All I ask is for a f***ing 60 minute effort. For f***s sake. Not asking for much here. Just do your jobs.
DrMartinVanNostrand
Kramerica Industries
I asked for the return of the poems to summon the juju of 2022 just to get roasted. Lol. I bring all my hardships on myself.
In all seriousness, lets see if there's any chance at all in making this a series. Have to win tonight or there's no chance. Win tonight and get it to 2-1, and it's a do-able situation. Lose and, well, forget it.
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