GDT: 3/28/23 - 7:00PM EDT - Tampa Bay @ Carolina

[TheDaysOf 04]

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[Stammertime91]

Nick perbix has almost as many points as Cirelli in 10 more games. One is a rookie, the other is our 2C. Lol. Fun fact for the day.

 

[Sky04]

Nick perbix has almost as many points as Cirelli in 10 more games. One is a rookie, the other is our 2C. Lol. Fun fact for the day.

Didn't he pot a bunch of points recently? How is he under 0.5PPG again, lmao.

 

[LightningStrikes]

Didn't he pot a bunch of points recently? How is he under 0.5PPG again, lmao.

He has 2 goals and 3 assists in his last 15 games.

 

[Outl4w]

Let's get a win and get closer to clinching our match with the leafs.

Nick perbix has almost as many points as Cirelli in 10 more games. One is a rookie, the other is our 2C. Lol. Fun fact for the day.

Terrible contract to Celly and terrible trade so far for Jeannot. Is JBB losing his ways ? I wish we find a taker for celly at the draft.

 

[FinnLightning26]

I was going to say that this game can't be worse than the last time we played them but I wouldn't put it past them.

 

[ccman68]

never watching us play against this team again. shots are gonna be 50-15 either way. maybe vasy has a good game and we win but i still don’t want to see it

 

[bigdaddio]

We need speed on the ice. Ace-mount needs to be there. Even if he has no finish, he's a disrupter and fires pucks at the net.

 

[The Gongshow]

*sees other teams clinching their playoff spots*
We can clinch our spot tonight, right?!
...right?!?

Nick perbix has almost as many points as Cirelli in 10 more games. One is a rookie, the other is our 2C. Lol. Fun fact for the day.

Be a nice cap relief this summer when JBB trades him!
Edit: trades Cirelli

 

[Stormbreaker]

This lineup stinks! 3rd liner Fat Pat, "Shutdown" Stamkos, Tanner Foote, Ace in the press box.

Our magic number is down to 6 thanks to lil bro choking their playoff chances away.

 

[Major4Boarding]

Hoping the 'Canes Storm Surge is golf-themed

 

[EXTRAS]

Put eyssimont back in ya bums

 

[DistantThunderRep]

This is going to be such a bad game to watch. Its going to hurt pretty bad.

 

[Point21]

will we have more than 4 shots going into the 3rd?

 

[T REX]

Need to score the 1st goal. That would be a huge help tonight.

Seems like a game we play well because everyone is writing us off

 

[Felonious Python]

 

[Stormbreaker]

Buckle up! Haydn Fleury revenge game incoming.

 

[DistantThunderRep]

Well...you know...wrong person to sit, but at least he is trying something, I guess?

 

[Felonious Python]

ChatGPT slam poem for tonight

The Bolts are hitting the ice tonight
Against the Canes, they'll put up a fight
With Stamkos, Kucherov, and Point
They'll bring the noise, they'll bring the joint

The puck drops and the game begins
The Lightning strikes, the Canes can't win
With Vasilevskiy guarding the net
The Canes will soon regret

The Lightning speed is just too much
Their passes, shots, and hits all clutch
The Canes are left in awe
As the Bolts take home the final score

So let's go Bolts, bring home the win
We'll celebrate with cheers and gin
For we know that on this night
The Lightning will shine bright.

 

[b0lthed]

I wish my neighbor would bring a joint when he comes to watch this one

Also, um, I don’t think any human poets need to worry about AI taking their jobs anytime soon

 

[berlin]

Time to get shit straightened out for the playoffs. LFG!!!!

 

[Stormbreaker]

#FreeAce

 

[Hoek]

If they take Carolina as seriously as they did Boston, maybe it's a game. But I feel like we never really care much about these guys as a measuring stick.

 

[DistantThunderRep]

I wish my neighbor would bring a joint when he comes to watch this one

Also, um, I don’t think any human poets need to worry about AI taking their jobs anytime soon

Its the only way to get through the last 2 months.

#FreeAce

Hardest skater we have out there when he's played. Makes perfect sense to scratch him. Should scratch Hagel for not putting up 40 this season with Kuch and Point.

 

[DaBolts]

It's all on Vasy.

We're doomed.