One Blurred Eye
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- Sep 27, 2014
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Reading some of the prognostication posts in the opener GDT got me wondering what I really expected of the team this year, removed from the ridiculously unlikely fantasies that we land one of the top picks (or both!) or go on some insane Cup run. To help with that end, I needed some numbers, so I crammed the Wings' expected skaters through my Guess-O-Motron, a complex and super scientific apparatus which is powered by alcohol and hunger to decipher "what my gut tells me" about how each of them will produce in the simple statistics over the course of 82 games, which I present more or less in the order of how the lines/pairings panned out in the OP tweet:
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Which amounts to 215 total goals, a measurable increase over last season, but is probably largely dependent on whether AA actually signs with the team, isn't traded and produces at a similar rate as last season.
My gut figures we can't count on a repeat of Z's health and production from last year, but it still looks pretty good for a guy with his excessive mileage. My gut also assumes like everyone else that Green is traded close to the deadline, so his numbers reflect a relatively healthy and productive season before getting shipped out, hopefully for a nice package. My gut figures a lot of shuffling of bodies on the blueline otherwise, due to age, injury and poor performances, but the Guess-O-Motron was particularly willy-nilly with their numbers.
I wonder if my gut undersells Booth here--I suppose that's also contingent on the AA factor, as well as how the other, younger callups perform. I was bit surprised to find my gut expects Nielsen to perform at his standard pace even with the prospect of centering Gator and Helm.
Collectively the team finishes -130, which my gut roughly translates to 21-27 goals against (-130 divided by these 22 skaters yields a ~-6 per player, multiplying by 4 lines just because, and building in a comfortable margin of +/- half of the player average), so 215 goals for and 236 to 242 goals against, which would be a marginal improvement over last season, but still pretty crummy. But it could mean closing the GF/GA gap by 15-20 goals, which probably gives them a chance of having a few lucky bounces turn losses into wins or loser points, which the Guess-O-Motron figures will translate into a 36-36-10 record, with 28 ROW.
So I guess my gut agrees with a lot of the predictions that we'll be a little better statistically, probably win a small handful more games, but not enough to make the playoffs and not few enough to make my dream of collecting the top two lottery picks in the draft even a remotely distant possibility. On paper it'll look like progress, but meh. It'll be fun to see in April how wrong or right my gut was though. Might as well have a game of it for anyone who wants to claim some bragging rights at the end of the season, at the risk of appearing fully foolish and unqualified to express hockey opinions (not that it would or should stop us of course). Curious what y'all might similarly guess-timate while we pass the duration until puck drop...
Name | GP | G | A | P | +/- |
Zetterberg | 72 | 15 | 32 | 47 | 10 |
Tatar | 80 | 24 | 21 | 45 | 4 |
Nyquist | 82 | 17 | 35 | 52 | -2 |
Larkin | 80 | 17 | 27 | 44 | -8 |
Mantha | 78 | 24 | 20 | 46 | -6 |
Frk | 64 | 5 | 9 | 14 | 1 |
Abdelkader | 67 | 11 | 15 | 26 | -11 |
Nielsen | 74 | 15 | 30 | 45 | 2 |
Helm | 70 | 9 | 10 | 20 | -7 |
Booth | 14 | 2 | 2 | 4 | -3 |
Sheahan | 78 | 8 | 12 | 20 | -12 |
Glendening | 81 | 5 | 11 | 16 | -12 |
Dekeyser | 76 | 7 | 21 | 28 | -16 |
Daley | 65 | 7 | 21 | 28 | -12 |
Ericsson | 58 | 3 | 11 | 14 | -15 |
Green | 48 | 11 | 21 | 32 | 2 |
Kronwall | 42 | 2 | 7 | 9 | -9 |
Oullette | 56 | 2 | 10 | 12 | -12 |
Jensen | 67 | 4 | 12 | 16 | -14 |
Athanasiuou | 60 | 15 | 11 | 26 | -6 |
Bertuzzi | 32 | 4 | 8 | 12 | -4 |
Svechnikov | 27 | 6 | 6 | 12 | 2 |
Which amounts to 215 total goals, a measurable increase over last season, but is probably largely dependent on whether AA actually signs with the team, isn't traded and produces at a similar rate as last season.
My gut figures we can't count on a repeat of Z's health and production from last year, but it still looks pretty good for a guy with his excessive mileage. My gut also assumes like everyone else that Green is traded close to the deadline, so his numbers reflect a relatively healthy and productive season before getting shipped out, hopefully for a nice package. My gut figures a lot of shuffling of bodies on the blueline otherwise, due to age, injury and poor performances, but the Guess-O-Motron was particularly willy-nilly with their numbers.
I wonder if my gut undersells Booth here--I suppose that's also contingent on the AA factor, as well as how the other, younger callups perform. I was bit surprised to find my gut expects Nielsen to perform at his standard pace even with the prospect of centering Gator and Helm.
Collectively the team finishes -130, which my gut roughly translates to 21-27 goals against (-130 divided by these 22 skaters yields a ~-6 per player, multiplying by 4 lines just because, and building in a comfortable margin of +/- half of the player average), so 215 goals for and 236 to 242 goals against, which would be a marginal improvement over last season, but still pretty crummy. But it could mean closing the GF/GA gap by 15-20 goals, which probably gives them a chance of having a few lucky bounces turn losses into wins or loser points, which the Guess-O-Motron figures will translate into a 36-36-10 record, with 28 ROW.
So I guess my gut agrees with a lot of the predictions that we'll be a little better statistically, probably win a small handful more games, but not enough to make the playoffs and not few enough to make my dream of collecting the top two lottery picks in the draft even a remotely distant possibility. On paper it'll look like progress, but meh. It'll be fun to see in April how wrong or right my gut was though. Might as well have a game of it for anyone who wants to claim some bragging rights at the end of the season, at the risk of appearing fully foolish and unqualified to express hockey opinions (not that it would or should stop us of course). Curious what y'all might similarly guess-timate while we pass the duration until puck drop...