2010/2011 HFNHL Annual GM Roll Call

[MatthewFlames]

Name: Matthew Kershaw

Team: Calgary Flames

Team Goals for the 2010/11 Season: Not to lose to Keogh. Ever. Again.

Age: 38

Hometown: Los Angeles, CA (formerly Calgary, AB., formerly London, England, formerly Durban, South Africa)

Occupation: TV Producer

Favourite Hockey Team(s): Calgary Flames

Favorite Soccer Team: Manchester CITY FC (from before they were the richest team in the world. I have photos to prove it. Embarrassing ones)

Favourite Hockey Player: Any player I drafted in the HFNHL

Favourite Movie(s): Annie

Favourite Book(s): Die Broke by Stephen M. Pollan and Mark Levine

Favourite TV Show(s): Anything I make....

Favourite Music Bands/Artists: Metallica! And Britney Spears.

Favourite Food: Anything Gluten Free

Skills: Simming. Collecting Airmiles. Paying Bills (sometimes on time). Posting on HFBoards. Being more handsome than GM's from Montreal. Talking to Brock about when Keogh will get a job.

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[Hossa]

Name: Sean Keogh

Team: Vancouver Canucks

Team Goals for the 2010/11 Season: Not be hungover.

Age: (Much) younger than Kershaw

Hometown: Geneva, Switzerland / Ottawa, Canada.

Occupation: Student

Favourite Hockey Team(s): Senators

Favorite Soccer Team: Liverpool

Favourite Hockey Player: Daniel Alfredsson

Favourite Movie(s): Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind

Favourite Book(s): Lonely Planet books?

Favourite TV Show(s): Whatever Kershaw doesn't make. Currently The Wire.

Favourite Music Bands/Artists: Anything other than Justin Bieber. That's Brock's favourite.

Favourite Food: Belgian Beer.

Skills: Rejecting Trades. Beating Kershaw. Not growing up like Brock. Beating Kershaw.

 

[Ohio Jones]

Name: Douglas Emerson

Team: Columbus Blue Jackets

Team Goals for the 2010/11 Season: Conference Finals

Age: 38

Hometown: Burlington, ON (formerly Mississauga, ON)

Occupation: Spin Doctor and Media *****

Favourite Hockey Team(s): Toronto Maple Leafs (it's a love/hate thing)

Favorite Soccer Team: n/a... but my favourite Rugby team is the Canadian National Under-18's, for whom my Godson is the star hooker.

Favourite Hockey Player: Nikolai Kulemin (current); Dave Keon (retired)

Favourite Movie(s): Raiders of the Lost Ark, The Shawshank Redemption

Favourite Book(s): (EDIT: missed this one in the first pass): Parable of the Sower/Parable of the Talents by Octavia Butler; The Lord of the Rings; Macbeth and King Lear; Moneyball (where's the hockey version?!?)

Favourite TV Show(s): M*A*S*H; Firefly; The West Wing; Faulty Towers. Whatever Kershaw and I can come up with that isn't reality TV.

Favourite Music Bands/Artists: RUSH; Genesis; Neil Young; The Band; Mariah Carey (I know, I know - one of these things is not like the others...)

Favourite Food: Anything slow enough to catch. Cheese is high on my priority list.

Skills: Questionable. Bringing hockey teams to the brink of bankruptcy with questionable FA signings. I can write my way out of a wet paper bag... but how did I get in there in the first place? I can carry a tune in a bucket, but I'll likely forget the words...

 

[Lord Stanley]

Name: Jon Lemoine

Team: Carolina Hurricanes

Team Goals for the 2010/11 Season: Get into the playoffs

Age: 29

Hometown: Brampton, ON

Occupation: Electrician

Favourite Hockey Team(s): Toronto Maple Leafs

Favorite Football Team: Philadelphia Eagles

Favourite Hockey Player: Ovechkin, Neely, Clark, Bourque and BizNasty2point0 follow him on twitter...just do it guaranteed you will laugh.

Favourite Movie(s): Just about anything with Adam Sandler or Will Farrell is good

Favourite Book(s): **** my dad says

Favourite TV Show(s): Family Guy, Dexter, Entourage, Fringe

Favourite Music Bands/Artists: Brad Paisley, Kenny Chesney, Dierks Bentley, Eric Church

Favourite Food: Steak and more steak

 

[Brock]

Name: BrockO

Team: Florida Panthers

Team Goals for the 2010/11 Season: To beat Keogh in the Stanley Cup Finals

Age: Equally as young as Keogh and much younger than Papa Kershaw

Hometown: Oakville, Ontario, Canada.

Occupation: Grade 6 Teacher

Favourite Hockey Team(s): Maple Leafs, Any team with Raffi Torres or Mike Richards

Favorite Soccer Team: Who the **** likes soccer?

Favourite Hockey Player: Raffi Torres/Mike Richards

Favourite Movie(s): Too many to name.

Favourite Book(s): Too many to name, most recently read Steve Ludzik's book. It was good

Favourite TV Show(s): At the End of My Leash.

Favourite Music Bands/Artists: Too many to name.

Favourite Food: Multi Cheese & Spinach Cannelloni

Skills: Talking with Kershaw on BBM during my preps. Blogging. Drinking beer from a boot. Marking tests. Drafting players few realized were available.

 

[MatthewFlames]

Name: BrockO
Team Goals for the 2010/11 Season: To beat Keogh in the Stanley Cup Finals
Age: much younger than Papa Kershaw
Favourite TV Show(s): At the End of My Leash.

Name: Douglas Emerson
Favorite Soccer Team: n/a... but my favourite Rugby team is the Canadian National Under-18's, for whom my Godson is the star hooker.
Favourite TV Show(s): Whatever Kershaw and I can come up with that isn't reality TV.

That's awesome about your godson. Love rugby..... and we need to do more development of the non-reality stuff.

 

[Dempsey]

Name: Mike McEwan

Team: Los Angeles Kings

Team Goals for the 2010/11 Season: Make the playoffs

Age: 31

Hometown: Brampton (formerly Coquitlam, BC)

Occupation: CNC machining

Favourite Hockey Team(s): Edmonton Oilers

Favourite Hockey Players: Cam Ward, Patrick Kane, any Kings HFNHLer

Favourite Movie: The big lebowski

Favourite TV Show(s): Center Ice Hockey channels , Seinfeld, Family Guy, Hell's Kitchen

Favourite Music Bands/Artists: Iron Maiden, Megadeth, AC/DC, Judas Priest, Black Sabbath, Kiss

Favourite Food: Pizza, steak, ice cream

 

[HFNHL Canadiens]

Name: Matt Kowalchuk

Team: Montreal Canadiens

Team Goals for the 2010/11 Season: Make the playoffs.

Age: 21

Hometown: Guelph (formerly Waterdown)

Occupation: student

Favourite Hockey Team(s): Toronto Maple Leafs

Favorite Soccer Team: N/A

Favourite Hockey Player: Any player I drafted in the HFNHL

Favourite Movie(s): The Good, the Bad, and the Ugly

Favourite Book(s): Moneyball

Favourite TV Show(s): Its Always Sunny in Philadelphia and Curb.

Favourite Music Bands/Artists: Muse

Favourite Food: Too much to choose from

Skills: Drafting in the top 10 year in and year out.

 

[HFNHLOilers]

Name: Zach Niece

Team: Dallas Stars

Goals for 2010/2011: Win my division this year after blowing it last year

Age:19

Hometown: Brampton Ont

Occupation: Student

Favourite hockey team: Calgary Flames (I know I live near T.O and don't like lead big shock lol)

Favourite Soccer team: Canada lol we rule at soccer :p

Favourite player: Dion Phanuef

Favourite book: only book I read the thousand orcs

Favourite Tv shows: Big Bang theory, Community, How I met your mother, Family Guy, Simpsons, ad hockey

Favourite food: Chicken Parmasan

Favourite Bands: too many to name but Favourite is Silverstein

Favourite Movies: The Dark Knight, Iron man 1 and 2, Star wars most of them

Skills: Blowing a huge season and barely making the playoffs and pushing the eventual cup winners till the end

 

[Dr.Sens(e)]

Name: Nick Quain

Team: St. Louis Blues

Team Goals for the 2010/11 Season: Get past the first round.

Age: 40

Hometown: Ottawa

Occupation: taxi driver. Well, sort of. It’s complicated.

Favourite Hockey Team(s): Senators. 18-year season ticket holder.

Favorite NFL Team: Eagles baby.

Favorite Tennis Player: Roger Federer

Favourite Hockey Player: Any of my prospects showing a dash of potential. Jordon Eberle is the latest flavor of the week.

Favourite Movie(s): Usual Suspects

Favourite Book(s): Shogun

Favourite TV Show(s): Dexter.

Favourite Music Bands/Artists: That’s like asking Beethoven his favorite key on the piano.

Favourite Food: Garlic.

Skills: Losing in the first round, making my HFNHL team rich, President’s Trophies. In that order, pretty much.

 

[Fooladelfia]

Name: Alvaro Silvan

Team: Philadelphia Flyers

Team Goals for the 2010/11 Season: Destroy the Flames

Age: 34

Hometown: Montreal, formerly , Canary Island SPAIN the world cup champion

Occupation: Buyer

Favourite Hockey Team(s): LA Kings-Colorado Avalanche

Favorite football (Soccer) Team: FC Barcelona and Athletic Bilbao

Favourite Hockey Player: Sakic Joe and Brian both at the same time

Favorite Tennis Player: Rafael Nadal

Favourite Movie(s): Gladiator

Favourite TV Show(s): Anything that talk about football (soccer) and golf

Favourite Music Bands/Artists: Sabrina http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eiuHdUkuRi0


Favourite Food: Paella

Skills: Collecting Airmiles. Paying Bills (on time).
Being more handsome than GM's from San Vicente Los Angeles, CA (formerly Calgary, AB., formerly London, England, formerly Durban, South Africa)

 

[Fooladelfia]

Favorite Soccer Team: Who the **** likes soccer?

All the world except Canada LOL hard to play soccer on a Iceberg

 

[MatthewFlames]

All the world except Canada LOL hard to play soccer on a Iceberg

The Igloos get in the way. At least that's what Owen Hargreaves says.

 

[Vaive-Alive]

Bruins

Name: GM Kruegs
Team: Boston Bruins
Team Goals for the 2010/11 Season: Drain 1000 kegs.
Age: 38
Hometown: Center of the Universe ( Toronto )
Occupation: Rockit Man
Favourite Hockey Team(s): The Leafs
Favorite Soccer Team: Bayern Munich
Favourite Hockey Player: My son Jack.
Favourite Movie(s): CB4
Favourite Book(s): Generation of Swine
Favourite TV Show(s): THE WIRE
Favourite Music Bands/Artists: I have a soft spot for prog rock.
Favourite Food: Feather, Fin, or Fur - if it bleeds I like to eat it.
Skills:Too many to remember. Rockit.

 

[PasiK]

Name: Pasi K

Team: SJ Sharks

Team Goals for the 2010/11 Season: Playoffs

Age: halfway

Hometown: Paimio, Finland

Occupation: General Manager

Favourite Hockey Team(s): Blackhawks

Favorite Soccer Team: Liverpool

Favourite Hockey Player: Sergei Fedorov

Skills: yes

 

[kasper11]

Name: Rich Epstein

Team: New Jersey Devils

Team Goals for the 2010/11 Season: Cup.

Age: 35

Hometown: Forest Hills, NY

Occupation: Attorney (hopefully....waiting on bar results)

Favourite Hockey Team(s): Islanders

Favorite Soccer Team: What's soccer?

Favourite Hockey Player: Whoever is on my team but not on the NHL Rangers/Flyers/Leafs.

Favourite Movie(s): Hard to narrow down, but of fthe top of my head: Empire Strikes Back, L.A. Confidential, Godfather

Favourite Book(s): Again hard to narrow down, but...American Tabloid by James Ellroy, Wheel of Time series by Robert Jordan, A Bridge Too Far by Cornelius Ryan

Favourite TV Show(s): Ever? Band of Brothers (if it counts) or The Wire Now? House I guess

Favourite Music Bands/Artists: The Beattles

Favourite Food: Steak & Lobster tail w/baked potato

Skills: Rebuilding a team that could barely make the playoffs into a contender for the President's Trophy that chokes every year....managing to devote time to my hockey team despite working full time, going to law school and having a kid.

 

[HFNHL Commish]

Name: Matt Gledhill

Team: Anaheim Ducks

Team Goals for the 2010/11 Season: Not to coast through the regular season and then blow it in the playoffs.

Age: 33

Hometown: Philadelphia, PA

Occupation: Formerly CPA, now human battering-ram.

Favourite Hockey Team(s): Philadelphia Flyers, as well as soft spots for the Ducks and the Habs

Favorite Soccer Team(s): Chelsea FC & Philadelphia Union

Favourite Hockey Player(s): Mark Recchi, Teemu Selanne, Brian Rafalski

Favourite Movie(s): Casablanca, Unforgiven, The Empire Strikes Back

Favourite Book(s): East of Eden, 1984

Favourite TV Show(s): Battlestar Galactica, Top Gear

Favourite Music Bands/Artists: Great Big Sea, 10,000 Maniacs

Favourite Food: Smoked salmon

Skills: Interpreting the Internal Revenue Code. Bashing my head into moving and stationary objects. Laying the smackdown on naughty GMs.

 

[spintheblackcircle]

Name: Greg

Team: Minnesota Wild

Team Goals for the 2010/11 Season: High draft pick

Age: 42

Hometown: Columbus, OH (Formally St Louis, San Francisco)

Occupation: Logistics Manager

Favourite Hockey Team(s): San Jose Sharks

Favorite Soccer Team: Come On You Spurs!

Favourite Hockey Player: Joe Pavelski

Favourite Movie(s): Glengarry Glen Ross

Favourite Book(s): don't really have one

Favourite TV Show(s): Mad Men, but Rubicon is gaining

Favourite Music Bands/Artists: Pearl Jam.

Favourite Food: Prime Rib

Skills: Poker player. Plays drums. Clutch 3 point shooter

 

[Cartered]

Name: Nick B

Team: Ottawa Senators

Team Goals for the 2010/11 Season: Cup

Age: 20

Hometown: Philadelphia, PA

Occupation: Student, International playboy

Favourite Hockey Team(s): Flyers

Favorite Soccer Team: Inter

Favourite Hockey Player: Claude Giroux

Skills: Also yes

 

[Fan.At]

Name: Tony Kapfenberger

Team: Nashville Predators

Team Goals for the 2010/11 Season: Playoffs

Age: 30

Hometown: somewhere in Austria

Occupation: Software Developer

Favourite Hockey Team(s): Anaheim Ducks

Favorite Football Team: SF 49ers

Favourite Hockey Player: Douglas Murray

Favourite Movie(s): Lord of the Rings

Favourite Book(s): Survivor - Chuck Palahniuk

Favourite TV Show(s): two and a half men

Favourite Music Bands/Artists: Muse

Favourite Food: I don't eat. But sometimes i lie.

Skills: TBA

 

[Tampa GM]

Name: Martin Sedin

Team: Tampa Bay Lightning

Team Goals for the 2010/11 Season: Reach the playoffs or get the 1st overall pick

Age: 35

Hometown: Örnsköldsvik, Sweden or hockeytown as we call it

Occupation: Sales Agent at a major Scandinavian Airline.

Favourite Hockey Team(s): Vancouver Canucks and all other teams who have former MODO players on the roster.

Favorite Soccer Team: Liverpool FC

Favourite Hockey Player: Peter Forsberg, Henrik Sedin, Daniel Sedin, Alex Ovechkin

Favourite Movie(s): Forrest Gump

Favourite Book(s): Anything by John Grisham

Favourite TV Show(s): Sopranos

Favourite Music Bands/Artists: Bon Jovi

Favourite Food: Anything with meat in it.

Skills: Knows to much about the travel industry, cant sing(Is that even a skill?)

 

[SPG]

Name: Sean Patrick Gaffney

Team: NY Rangers

Team Goals for the 2010/11 Season: Playoffs

Age: 31

Hometown: Utica, NY

Occupation: Systems Administrator

Favorite Hockey Team(s): NY Rangers

Favorite Soccer Team: USA

Favorite Hockey Player: Mike Richter

Favorite Movie(s): Forrest Gump, Almost Famous, Last Waltz, Slapshot

Favorite Book(s): This Wheel's on Fire (Levon Helm), ***** My Dad Says (Justin Halpern)

Favorite TV Show(s): The Office, South Park

Favorite Music Bands/Artists: Where to begin... Pink Floyd, The Beatles, The Band, Levon Helm Band, Pearl Jam, Foo Fighters, Alice n Chains, Phish, Ween, moe., My Morning Jacket, Bow Thayer, The Crazy Fools to name a few

Favorite Food: Chicken Riggies, Pizza, Steak

Skills: Rock n' Roll

 

[Wildman]

Name: Hasnain Jessa

Team: New York Islanders

Team Goals for the 2010/11 Season: Make Money$$$$$

Age: 45 but young at heart

Hometown: Richmond Hill, Ontario

Occupation: Financial Analyst

Favourite Hockey Team(s): Toronto Maple Leafs

Favorite Football Team: None

Favourite Hockey Player: Sidney Crosby

Favourite Movie(s): Any Chick Movies

Favourite Book(s): None

Favourite TV Show(s): Law and Order

Favourite Music: Anything that sounds good

Favourite Food: Anything and everything

Skills: Still trying to figure out

 

[Brent Burns Beard]

Name: Robb

Team: Penguins

Team Goals for the 2010/11 Season: Cup!!!!

Age: 38

Hometown: Calgary

Occupation: International Man of Mystery

Favourite Hockey Team(s): CANUCKS!

Favorite Soccer Team: Man City (for my buddy MK)

Favourite Hockey Player: My son

Favourite Music: Metallica, Sarah Mclachlan, Kid Rock, Justin Timberlake

Skills: NSFW

 

[Brent Burns Beard]

Ryan (PHX) messaged me and asked to post that is active and ready for the season, but is on a road trip and cant post in the thread.