GDT: #17 - 11/18/21 | RANGERS @ leafs | 7:00 - MSG

[Chytilmania]

Mika watching the rest of the team eat normal meals:

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When Vince asks Mika what his diet consists of.

 

[Chytilmania]

@Loki Dog 74 bringing out the LOTR gifs

 

[EdJovanovski]

Maybe we should bring back JT Miller to forcefeed Mika onion rings & burgers

 

[LokiDog]

Every time the team tries to get Mika to switch back to meat:

 

[Chytilmania]

Every time the team tries to get Mika to switch back to meat:

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Someone photo shop Mika’s hair onto Smeagol.

 

[LokiDog]

Someone photo shop Mika’s hair onto Smeagol.

Here’s Mika doing his daily ‘resist the steak’ challenge. He uses his massive salary to buy grass fed/finished rib eye, grill it to perfection and then throw it in the trash. Irma says it increases his vegan powers ten fold.

Also, if you tell me this doesn’t at least abstractly actually look like Mika, you’re insane. I can practically see that Finnish/Swedish/Iranian puppy dog.

 

[LokiDog]

Also, anytime someone on the team mentions eating meat, his new conditioning kicks in:

 

[PuckLuck3043]

Sure. If you don’t understand math you could say that.

What are you talking about? 7 points in 17 games is on pace for 34 points over 82 games. Sorry, I was off by 1 point. He's really not paid to be a scorer anyway and shouldn't be on 1st line.

 

[SnowblindNYR]

Mika watching the rest of the team eat normal meals:

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What's with all of the food posts about Mika? What am I missing?

 

[Boris Zubov]

What's with all of the food posts about Mika? What am I missing?

His wife is a vegan, which pretty much makes him a vegan too.

 

[NYRFANMANI]

What's with all of the food posts about Mika? What am I missing?

His wife is a vegan, which pretty much makes him a vegan too.

What's missing is that notion, that a limp dick vegan diet is inferior to the chad carnivore diet.

 

[Chytilmania]

What's missing is that notion, that a limp dick vegan diet is inferior to the chad carnivore diet.

Mika 3 years into his contract when someone offers a steak.

 

[Larrybiv]

Permission to create a game thread for Saturday against Ottawa where we just pretend post and shit post, including the PGT, where we fake anger at each other.

What fake? There is legit hate here. At least there will be goid REASON for the hate with no game going on.

 

[egelband]

What fake? There is legit hate here. At least there will be goid REASON for the hate with no game going on.

@will1066 I was looking forward to the Mock GDT. I was gonna recreate the drama of the Ottawa fans rising up en masse, storming the barricades, and hustling the captive Ranger players past the sentries, right out of the arena into the fresh air of freedom.

 

[RGY]

Lets just rack a win today.

 

[Larrybiv]

@will1066 I was looking forward to the Mock GDT. I was gonna recreate the drama of the Ottawa fans rising up en masse, storming the barricades, and hustling the captive Ranger players past the sentries, right out of the arena into the fresh air of freedom.

My dear sir, you have an extreme sense of an imagination. That's a compliment by the way.

 

[Larrybiv]

It’d be Gauthier which sucks considering how good hes been playing last 2 games.

Whereas I would put Goodrow on 4th. He seems to not have any offensive skills. Idc, about his resumé. Gauthier brings it.

 

[Kovalev27]

My wife is basically vegan I eat like a slob

we don’t know Mika is vegan I give him more credit than that

 

[AlaBlueShirt]

My wife is basically vegan I eat like a slob

we don’t know Mika is vegan I give him more credit than that

Same

 

[duhmetreE]

When Vince asks Mika what his diet consists of.

Seriously... We need Vince to ask Mika

 

[duhmetreE]

My wife is basically vegan I eat like a slob

we don’t know Mika is vegan I give him more credit than that

It correlates pretty well.

He's playing like a vegan. Iranians/Persians are not built like that. He needs meat.