10 Bold 2017-2018 Season Predictions

[StatisticsAddict99]

Mine:

- Wheeler has more goals than Scheifele
- Jets win Division
- Mason finishes Top 5 in both major Goalie Statistics(Sv% and GAPG)
- Laine with the Rocket
- Connor gets more points than Perrault
- Petan gets more points than Little(if given the minutes)
- Wheeler 4th in Points on the Jets
- Jets lose in 1st Round of the playoffs, not swept though
- Maurice fired half way through the season(with a successful point related record, though the teams special teams and penalty intakes are just to overwhelming though)
- Ehlers leads League in assists

Now please give me yours...

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[StatisticsAddict99]

Nobody?

 

[JetsNut]

Wow those are bold indeed! But I like it!!! If even 75% comes true we get to the semi finals!!!

 

[cheswick]

My bold prediction. Jets have mediocre coaching and Mason isn't a magician and does about as well as every other goalie in this system. The jets flirt with 0.500 all season and finish in the upper half of teams that miss the playoffs

 

[Zhamnov10]

Armia scores 20 goals!

 

[DeepFrickinValue]

4th line gets more than 5 minutes a night.

 

[Peggy]

My bold prediction. Jets have mediocre coaching and Mason isn't a magician and does about as well as every other goalie in this system. The jets flirt with 0.500 all season and finish in the upper half of teams that miss the playoffs

Accurate

 

[JetsNut]

Accurate

Inaccurate and won't happen. Jets will make the playoffs this year. There will be some struggles but we will get there.

 

[Neuf]

Laine scores 40 and assists 40
Schiefele continues his ppg through the season, leads art Ross race by Christmas, but won't win.
Roslo makes the team
Connor scores 20 goals
Hellebuyck is clear starter by Thanksgiving

 

[Peggy]

Laine scores 45 goals
Scheifele hits 90 points
Connor scores 30 goals

Inaccurate and won't happen. Jets will make the playoffs this year. There will be some struggles but we will get there.

I just think mason is a gamble and this whole team could go either way because of coaching or injuries
And goal tending
Lot of questions that need to be answered

 

[mondo3]

Maurice doesn't last the year.

 

[Festinator]

Reduced minutes significantly raises Byfugliens game, both offensively and defensively. He is a Norris candidate at the end of the season.

Kyle Connor wins the Calder, leading all rookies in points.

Hellebuyck finishes the season playing less games than Mason, but sports a .915% average in the games he does play.

Laine finishes with 85 points, second only to Wheeler's 86

Paul Maurice gets his s*** together, Jets end the season with a top 10 PP, top 15 PK, win 50 games. Nominated for Coach of the Year.

Jets finish top 2 in their division behind Dallas and make it to the semifinals in the playoffs.

 

[Board Bard]

Maurice tries a new brand of chalk, quickly finds it gets his fingers just as white, and goes back to the old brand.

When St. Louis is in town, Thorburn goes to the Jets dressing room, punches himself for his mistake, and bruises nothing.

Zinger asks Chevy a question. Chevy ignores him. (Not really a prediction, more a recap of the previous six years.)

A puck hits Hellebuyck in the glove and stays there.

Ehlers and Laine discover Pong, start wearing Nehru jackets and Beatle boots.

Brian Little grows three inches, changes his name to Medium.

Sportsnet gets Blake Wheeler's name right once, but balances the universe by calling the team the Toronto Jets.

Buff converts to an all-meat-and-cheesecake diet, gets a sense of deja vu.

 

[Eyeseeing]

Maurice tries a new brand of chalk, quickly finds it gets his fingers just as white, and goes back to the old brand.

When St. Louis is in town, Thorburn goes to the Jets dressing room, punches himself for his mistake, and bruises nothing.

Zinger asks Chevy a question. Chevy ignores him. (Not really a prediction, more a recap of the previous six years.)

A puck hits Hellebuyck in the glove and stays there.

Ehlers and Laine discover Pong, start wearing Nehru jackets and Beatle boots.

Brian Little grows three inches, changes his name to Medium.

Sportsnet gets Blake Wheeler's name right once, but balances the universe by calling the team the Toronto Jets.

Buff converts to an all-meat-and-cheesecake diet, gets a sense of deja vu.

Lol ESP points 3 & 4

 

[PhilJets]

Hellebuyck

30+ wins
0.930+ svpct
2.1 gaa
6 shut shut outs

Lowry 20 goals
Laine 90 points

Jets goes to 2nd round

 

[Gabe Kupari]

Leafs miss the playoffs.

 

[DEANYOUNGBLOOD17]

- Laine 50 goals and Rocket Trophy
- Connor 33 goals and Calder Trophy
- Ehlers leads team with assists / top 5 in the league and also p.p.g pace.
- 4th line averages over 9 minutes a game.
- Mason has 4+ shut outs this year

-Paul Maurice gets ejected from our road game in Pittsburgh as the reffing is atrocious.
- Scarbosa makes the 23 man line up roster for opening day against the Leafs
- All beverages go up 50 cents at M.t.s CENTRE except for Doubles of hard liquer .... they go up $1.50. ( as part of the T.N.S.E. no exit strategy)
- Jets make play offs as the 2nd seed in the Central
- TROUBA signs a 6 year extension.
- Little signs a 4 year extension
- POOLMAN and Nikku both play well in the A to start the season and play well in the 15 plus games they are up in the show.
- Harkins and Spacek have similar years in the A to what Rozlo had last year. One of them represent the Moose at the A.H.L. all star game.

 

[TheGovernment]

Geezus guys lol.

We will have a slightly better season than last year. Flirt with the wildcard for a while and get in by a point.
Mason plays average and he'll plays average, that's enough to get us in.
Shef, Laine and wheels all get 70+ points. Petan finally gets traded because he's never willing to have a puck battle in the corner and all will be right in the world. Lol

 

[raideralex99]

Too much talent on the Jets to miss the playoff unless of course they are coached by a career .500 coach.
Maurice fired ... Jets make the playoffs.

 

[DEANYOUNGBLOOD17]

Too much talent on the Jets to miss the playoff unless of course they are coached by a career .500 coach.
Maurice fired ... Jets make the playoffs.

Jets pace themselves to a 111 point season and Maurice wins coach of the year.
Jets win first playoff game in franchise history and lose out in the 2nd round of playoffs.

Irate Jets fans still **** in Maurice s corn flakes and dump garbage on his front lawn.

Oh.... edit.... Beers go up 1$ each on Feb 1st when it becomes obvious to T.N.S.E that the Jets are making the playoffs. ( NOBODY complains).

 

[Mortimer Snerd]

Accurate

Either that or inaccurate.

You can endorse a prediction. You can call it probable, in your opinion but you can't logically declare it accurate before it has had time to be either accurate or inaccurate.

 

[Mortimer Snerd]

Laine scores 60 goals. '17 Calder is stripped from Matthews and retroactively given to Laine instead.

 

[Mortimer Snerd]

Geezus guys lol.

We will have a slightly better season than last year. Flirt with the wildcard for a while and get in by a point.
Mason plays average and he'll plays average, that's enough to get us in.
Shef, Laine and wheels all get 70+ points. Petan finally gets traded because he's never willing to have a puck battle in the corner and all will be right in the world. Lol

These are supposed to be bold predictions. That means wildly and randomly predicting things that have very little chance of actually happening. Get with the program, eh.

 

[Duke749]

Too much talent on the Jets to miss the playoff unless of course they are coached by a career .500 coach.
Maurice fired ... Jets make the playoffs.

Is it even possible for you to make a post that doesn't include how much you hate our coaching?

 

[janneydraketkachuk]

Connor and Roslovic both make the team and are both top 5 in Calder voting. Major story line all year.