Your team's Hockey Archetypes

[Bounces R Way]

Pretty simple, who on your team best exemplifies the qualities of some of the traditional types of players that make up a hockey team?

Shifty Playmaker - Gaudreau
Sniper - Monahan
Battle Hardened Veteran - Giordano
Stay at Home Defender - Hamonic
Pest who can Play - Tkachuk
Shutdown Center - Backlund
Soft Euro - Ryan..?
Pluggiest Plug - Hathaway
PIM Magnate - Bennett
Mistake prone Offensive D - Brodie
Skilled Floater - Neal
Designated Pugilist - Peluso
Sacrificial Scapegoat - Stone
Registered Duster - Lazar
Speedy Fast Man - Dube
Handsome Foreigner - Lindholm/Frolik
WTF are you even doing in the Lineup? - Prout
Hothead Goalie - Smith
Comedic Relief - Rittich

Obviously feel free to make up your own.

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[nabob]

Mr. Everything - McDavid
Meh - Everyone else.

 

[Kevs Security]

Handsome Foreigner - W Nylander

 

[HighNote]

Russian sniper: Tarasenko
Shifty playmaker: Schwartz
Battle-hardened vet: Steen
Headcase: Allen
Hometown boy: Maroon
Boomerang: Perron
Made of glass: Fabbri
Gentle giant: Parayko
Powerplay specialist: Schenn

 

[Bounces R Way]

Mr. Everything - McDavid
Meh - Everyone else.

Team photo can confirm:

 

[canucklehead44]

Shifty Playmaker - Petersson
Sniper - Boeser
Battle Hardened Veteran - Edler
Stay at Home Defender - Tanev
Pest who can Play - Roussel
Shutdown Center - Sutter
Soft Euro - Eriksson
Pluggiest Plug - Biega
PIM Magnate - Roussel
Mistake prone Offensive D - Pouliot
Skilled Floater - Goldobin
Designated Pugilist - Gudbranson
Sacrificial Scapegoat - Eriksson
Registered Duster - Virtanen
Speedy Fast Man - Leipsic
Handsome Foreigner - Nilsson
WTF are you even doing in the Lineup? - Motte
Hothead Goalie - None?
Comedic Relief - Pettersson

 

[Alwalys]

Shifty Playmaker - Donskoi
Sniper - Couture
Battle Hardened Veteran - Jumbo Joe
Stay at Home Defender - Braun
Pest who can Play - Kane
Shutdown Center - Hertl
Soft Euro - Donskoi?
Pluggiest Plug - Karlsson
PIM Magnate - Kane
Mistake prone Offensive D - Burns, duh
Skilled Floater - Karlsson
Designated Pugilist - Dillon I guess
Sacrificial Scapegoat - Karlsson
Registered Duster - Heed
Speedy Fast Man - Karlsson/Kane
Handsome Foreigner - Karlsson
WTF are you even doing in the Lineup? - Karlsson
Hothead Goalie - Quick (our goalies are robots)
Comedic Relief - Jumbo Joe's Rooster

 

[EdJovanovski]

Shifty Playmaker - Buchnevich/Zucc
Sniper - Zibanejad
Battle Hardened Veteran - Staal
Stay at Home Defender - Staal
Pest who can Play - Vesey
Shutdown Center - Hayes
Non-Soft Euro - Fast
Pluggiest Plug - Mcleod
PIM Magnate - Smith
Mistake prone Offensive D - Shattenkirk
Skilled Floater - Spooner
Designated Pugilist - Mcleod
Sacrificial Scapegoat - Staal
Registered Duster - Buch/DeAngelo
Speedy Fast Man - Kreider
Handsome Foreigner - Lundqvist
WTF are you even doing in the Lineup? - Staal
Hothead Goalie - Lundqvist
Comedic Relief - Formerly JT Miller