Your embarrassingly early hot takes after first few games?

[MaxDummy]

Subban looks done. I still have no idea why he decided that bulking up that much in the new NHL was a good idea...

 

[DramaticGloveSave]

Drouin has finally figured it out. Great patience by our GM, I was ready to trade him for anything. He’s easily been our best player through 5 games.

 

[MessierII]

John Gibson is the Anaheim Ducks and they will ultimately fall off.

 

[HanSolo]

Cody Glass' career as an NHL center is over.

 

[Svencouver]

The Devils will have a worse season than the 16-17 Avs

 

[Canadian Canuck]

Hughes will win the Calder.....

Quinn that is.

Jack is the next Patrick Stefan

 

[Sports2]

The Stars will finish as a bottom 3 team this season

And their PP will be the worst in the league

I want to die. But hey if they’re gonna miss the playoffs might as well do it big.

 

[MrSnrub]

Might it be time to consider the Oilers are maybe good?

 

[EXTRAS]

Cale Makar will be the first rookie defenseman to score 50 points since Vladimir Malakhov last did it in 1992-93.

 

[Ivan13]

Cale Makar will become the first Avs defenseman in history to score 70 points.

 

[TheDawnOfANewTage]

Cal Makar will score 90 points and will be the first Avs player on the moon.





..we're doin' a thing here, right?

 

[BruinLVGA]

Cale Makar will score 110 points and find the cure for cancer.

 

[Dr Pepper]

I want to die. But hey if they’re gonna miss the playoffs might as well do it big.

Pretty much. Seems like they cant do anything right lately, save for a minute number of skaters.

At least they have their first round pick. If they'd signed Zucc, the Rangers would be salivating no doubt.

 

[Cor]

Tampa Bay finishes the season in a wild card spot.

 

[NOTENOUGHJTCGOALS]

Cale Makar will score 110 points and find the cure for cancer.

And then what will he do post all star break ?

Stop global warming by flashing a smile and wink at the sun.

 

[Ararana]

Cale Makar will score 110 points and find the cure for cancer.

 

[Tad Mikowsky]

Toronto doesn’t have the best LHD in the NHL

 

[Jee]

Makar will win the calder, but Heinola will deserve it more

 

[Master P]

Cooper is a terrible coach and needs to be fired.

 

[Yablo21]

Eakins may actually be a good coach who was in an awful situation in Edmonton.

More likely he left with his tail between his legs and rethought his approach to micromanaging professional hockey player's lives.

 

[ChicksDigTheTrap]

Subban looks done. I still have no idea why he decided that bulking up that much in the new NHL was a good idea...

Looks better on his social media postings

 

[Swedish Gretzky]

Ilya Mikheyev will be a Calder finalist. He will also be playing on one of the two #1 lines before playoffs.

Kapanen to be traded

 

[SnizzMitch]

Mike Babcock is one of the worst coach in the NHL.

 

[snipes]

Leon Draisaitl will win the Hart and Lindsay.

Still can’t decide if this is hot take or not.

 

[HockeyDBspecialist]

Ekblad is the cancer in Florida