(Your city), where ... go to ...

[Windy River]

Vancouver, where aging frachise stars go to coast just before retirement. (Messier, Sundin..)

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[hotcabbagesoup]

San Jose, where free-agents go to visit but never ever sign here. Oh darn it we suck!

But on the other hand.....
San Jose, where traded stars go to play and soon realize that it is a world-class location with great schools for their kids, great fans, great weather and they sign long-term deals. [Thornton, Boyle, Burns, Karlsson(??)]

 

[Gsus]

Philadelphia, where goalies go to die.

Except for Hart.

 

[Mr Tadakichi]

Edmonton, where black holes go to become born.

 

[Atoyot]

Philadelphia, where goalies go to die.

Except for Hart.

Hopefully.

 

[Neuf]

Winnipeg, where hockey players go to freeze their balls

 

[Master P]

Tampa, where Rangers go to.......... play with other rangers

 

[King'sPawn]

Los Angeles, where offense goes to die.

 

[Bedards Dad]

Philadelphia, where goalies go to die.

Except for Hart.

He has time. Its a tradition.

 

[Bedards Dad]

Toronto, where pajamas are worn.

 

[780il]

Edmonton: where the hopes and dreams of young players (and fans) go to die

 

[Sensmileletsgo]

Ottawa Senators, where players go for pennies on the dollar, and UFAs don’t go.

 

[Sam Spade]

D.C., where you go to have fun and party your ass off.

 

[CupInSIX]

Vegas, where 4th liners discover their inner 40 goal scorer.

 

[Halak Ness Monster]

St. Louis....where Stanley Cups don't go to...The End

 

[StLHokie]

St. Louis, where players go to play before winning cups with other teams

 

[MattMartin]

Islanders, where you have to check the calendar to find out which arena you are playing at tonight as the home team.

 

[Il Stugotz]

Chicago, where the cap goes to get circumvented

 

[Mobiandi]

Calgary, where those sunbelt players that you thought were "alright, I guess" end up

 

[super6646]

Calgary, which is philly if it was in Alberta. Struggling between mediocrity and contention while having goalies chewed up quicker than the Russian army in ww2 (please f***ing work out Rittich). Also, we always make the playoffs in opposite years for reasons.

 

[super6646]

Calgary, where those sunbelt players that you thought were "alright, I guess" end up

Damn it, I was supposed to be first!

 

[Jets2point0]

Nashville, where fans go to watch a cheap concert

 

[flamesforcup]

Calgary, which is philly if it was in Alberta. Struggling between mediocrity and contention while having goalies chewed up quicker than the Russian army in ww2 (please ****ing work out Rittich). Also, we always make the playoffs in opposite years for reasons.

And both of our biggest interstate/province rivals were gifted 2 generational talents.

 

[West Coast Eagles]

Ottawa where players go to play only if they are forced by the CBA.

 

[compan]

Boston, where top 10 picks are never safe