TexSen
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ti-vite said:NHLPA player: dials phone number.
Automated answering service:' Welcome to the NHLPA crisis hotline. If you make more than 3M$ per season pres 1 followed by the pound key and Bob will take your call. If you make less than the league average, stay online someone will be with you shortly...(cue eternal lounge music)...your call is being ordered...'
NHLPA player: 1#
Automated answering service:' If you are calling wondering how we can possibly get a better deal in 4 months from now, press 1 followed by the pound key, if you would like to hear Brian McCabe rant of the day, press 2 followed by the pound key, for a conversation about partnership, press 3 followed by the pound key and you will be forwarded to Trevor Lindens cellular phone'.
NHLPA player: 1#
Automated answering service: 'One moment please'...(cue eternal lounge music)....
your call is important tous, please stay online...(cue eternal lounge music)...we are presently experiencing some technical difficulties, please call again.'
121 posts into your "career" here at the HF boards and you've managed to throw down the funniest post ever. Absolutely awesome!
Congratulations!
Come on! Where's the love for this hilarious post???????????