GDT: WWE Extreme Rules (15th July 2018)

[WingsMJN2965]

Lol. Balor gets squashed by Corporate Kanebin, then hits the once per PPV quota of a rollup victory.

 

[DerekDevils30]

I’m halfway through ECW heatwave 98 and I think I’m ready to switchback to it already and forget extreme rules this ppv.

I actually do like Corbin’s moveset though.

At least stick around for Ziggler/Rollins. Should be money

 

[PeterSidorkiewicz]

At least stick around for Ziggler/Rollins. Should be money

Good point that should hopefully be a good match.

Edit: wait where are the extreme rules so far?

 

[DerekDevils30]

Man, Corporate Kane is looking young.

Corbin kind of looks like a jacked up Billy Corgan

 

[DerekDevils30]

Kane sounding like the old man in the next stall who forgot to take his Metamucil

 

[WingsMJN2965]

Dear Christ can we stop with the idea that those kids mallets are hurting anybody.

 

[DerekDevils30]

Good point that should hopefully be a good match.

Edit: wait where are the extreme rules so far?

Be prepared for the extreme rule where Ellsworth is suspended above the ring

 

[PeterSidorkiewicz]

Be prepared for the extreme rule where Ellsworth is suspended above the ring

This Ppv gimmick is such a joke.

 

[DerekDevils30]

Dear Christ can we stop with the idea that those kids mallets are hurting anybody.

I laughed at that. Why not just slam the door?

I guess they need to make the mallets useful for the bludgeoning and whatnot

 

[PeterSidorkiewicz]

I always loved salt/spray to the eyes as a classic heel move. That and brass knuckles in the tights.

 

[WingsMJN2965]

 

[DerekDevils30]

Common sense has Asuka winning here and having a lengthy run but fully prepared for another Carmella win via shenanigans

 

[The Gongshow]

God they've ruined Asuka

 

[DerekDevils30]

Carmella comes out to crickets. End the experiment please

 

[WingsMJN2965]

Man, they could save 30 minutes on this overly long PPV setup just by getting rid of all the announce team intros...

 

[93gilmour93]

Common sense has Asuka winning here and having a lengthy run but fully prepared for another Carmella win via shenanigans

Common sense isn't a very strong point of the creative team so I'm worried. Auska has to win this....

 

[DerekDevils30]

Asuka is low key sexy

 

[WingsMJN2965]

That stage hand with the ponytail through the ball cap would've been a star in 1990...

 

[DerekDevils30]

Man, they could save 30 minutes on this overly long PPV setup just by getting rid of all the announce team intros...

French team is my favorite by far

 

[ColePens]

Man the one reason i was going to buy a ticket was DB and they pull that backstage stuff. Yiiiiikes.

 

[ColePens]

Man, they could save 30 minutes on this overly long PPV setup just by getting rid of all the announce team intros...

That was the 2nd time, right? What the hell?

 

[WingsMJN2965]

Maybe the cage collapses and pancakes Carmella under it.

... Not the way I wanted Carmella and pancakes to be involved in the same sentence but if it ends this garbage I can deal.

 

[WingsMJN2965]

I love that there is literally no reaction to every time she tries to cheat.

 

[ColePens]

Who wrote this awful garbage?

 

[PeterSidorkiewicz]

Why is there DQs at extreme rules?