Wrestling Draft Round 2: GongshowWilly vs GKJ

Which card do you prefer?


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Le Barron de HF

Justin make me proud
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GongshowWilly

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Pop Culture 2018 - TDCWF ( the Trillion Dollar Corporation Wrestling Federation )
Live from the beautiful Trillion Dollar Casino , Wedding Chapel and Resort in Brocket , Alberta , owned by Trillion Dollar Corporation members and tag team champions - Tatanka and Wahoo McDaniel .The TDCWF has been thrown upside down since Trillionaire Ted bought the company a few months ago. He has formed the Trillion Dollar Corporation , and already has the Tag Team Championship , the Women's Championship and the Cruiserweight Championship. Who knows who is next …. money can buy anything. And at the casino , the house usually wins . All Trillion Dollar Ted needs to add are the TDCWF Championship and the World Heavyweight Championship belts , owned currently by Daniel Bryan. As if that wasn't enough ,Ted has declared himself the Trillion Dollar Champion and his son , Ted JR , the Million Dollar Champion and will stop at nothing to make sure the Corporation owns all the belts !
Ted has spared no expense on celebrities tonight - Legendary Rocker, Alice Cooper and he will play a concert after the show , MLB legend Pete Rose and he will be signing autographs for money in lobby later ( well he lives in the casino , and that's why he is really here ) , Boxing legend Floyd Money Mayweather JR , and Pop Culture Legend himself - the master of ceremonies / designer and generally creepy dude - Andy Warhol .

Also calling the action for this event , will be none other than the dynamic Governor duo - Jesse the Body Ventura and action superstar, Arnold Schwarzenegger , who starred in the blockbuster , Last Action Hero - as rough and tumble cop - Jack Slater. (we couldn't afford the "real" Jack Slater , so we got someone who played him in the movies )
Jesse : "Welcome everyone to TDCWF's PPV - Arnold, thanks for coming tonight "
Arnold : "No problemo . We're going to play a wonderful game called, Who is my daddy and what does he do?"
Jesse : " OK John Kimble , don't make me go Captain Freedom on your ass …..Everyone on earth is watching this casino tonight !! I also think other creatures, from out of this world might be watching … like aliens . The government has been hiding it for years . Aliens love gold and wrestling ! I have also heard a theory tonight that - Papa Shango, the Godfather and Kama are all the same person ???"
Arnold : " I have a headache "
Jesse : " It might be a tumor "
Arnold : " it's not a tumor !!! "

Match 1 - Main Event - Best 2 Out Of 3 Falls
3 belts on the line - the TDCWF Championship , the World Heavyweight Championship and the Trillion Dollar Champion belt
We will have one winner tonight and unify the belts into the - XXXFW Trillion Dollar Heavyweight Champion.
Double Champion - XXXFW Championship and the World Heavyweight Championship - Daniel Bryan . Yes Yes Yes Yes - with his wife Brie Bella at ringside VS the Trillion Dollar Champion , the CEO of the Trillion Dollar Corporation - the man who can buy anything - the Trillion Dollar Man Ted Dibiase - with manager Sensational Sherri and his bodyguard - Virgil

Match 2 - Intercontinental Championship Match - 10 Star Hollywood Match
Not much has to be said about this match. Two of the most flamboyant and skilled wrestlers to step into the squared circle. This match is oozing charisma.....
Champion - rated 5 stars - the King of Strong Style - Shinsuke Nakamura VS Challenger rated 5 stars - the Shaman of Sexy - John Morrison

Match 3 - Last Man Standing 80's Arcade Match - no DQ - Rolls of quarters are allowed - Must win by knockout
After allot of altercations between these two back stage, the hatred is too much to contain. CEO Ted has decided they need to settle this in the ring . All the wrestlers will be coming out from behind the curtain to watch this match. No love loss between these two . Put the women and children to bed, no DQ , last man standing wins.
the Dynamite Kid VS Jacques Rougeau

Match 4 - Man Tag Team Match - Old Days VS The New Day - 6 Man Tag Team Match
For Breakfast , the New Day eats Botty O's , the Von Erich's eat their Wheaties . Fritz, the old school wrestling legend is not pleased with the antics of The New Day and has been heard calling his opponents , "trombone playing , pink and blue tight wearing , sissies" . Fritz , armed with his "claw" and his two sons , will step in to defend wrestling's honor.
The "new" fan favorites - Big E , Koffi Kingston and Xavior Woods -The New Day VS the "old" fan favorites - from the legendary Von Erich family - Kerry, David and Fritz - The Von Erich's

Match 5 - Cruiserweight Championship Match - Loser Goes Home
Although travelling similar paths , these 2 have never faced before . Two excellent technicians , and quiet guys. The loser will pack his bags and go home never to return to the TDCWF again . With high stakes on the line , advantage in this match might go to Malenko . He and his manager ,The Godfather, joined the corporation a few months ago . Malenko now lives in the Trillion Dollar Casino with his hoes , and does not want to give this up .
Challenger - The Ideal Canadian - Lance Storm VS The Champion, Trillion Dollar Corporation member - the man of a 1000 holds, "Double Ho Seven" - Dean Malenko with his manager The Godfather ( always looking over his shoulder ) and his hoes .

Match 6 - Tag Team Champion Match - Cowboys VS Indians
There is only one way you can fix the corrupt Trillion Dollar Casino … you send in the Gunn's !!
VS the Champions , the corrupt casino owners and Trillion Dollar Corporation members - The Native American Tatanka and the powerhouse , Wahoo McDaniel - managed by their bouncer at the casino - Kama Mustafa
And to try and get the odds out of the hands of the house , the Smoking Gunn's will be managed by the Gambler - Jeff Gamble . The Gambler will keep the dealers and Kama busy tonight .

Match 7 - Woman's Championship Match - You Insult My Baby's Daddy ?
After months of the corporation attacking her and her husband Brie has demanded a title match with the champ , Scary Sherri .
Challenger , accompanied by her husband , Daniel Bryan - Brie Bella VS Champion , Trillion Dollar Corporation member , Sensational Sherri , with the Trillion Dollar Man Ted Dibiase

Match 8 - Schools Out Match
Sid is mad at Pete Rose for trying to charge him $50 for an autograph and has vowed to powerbomb him threw his autograph table . Only Big Cass stands in his way. Two big men about to collide .
Big Cass , he is 7 feet tall and you can't teach that - managed by Pete Rose VS Trillion Dollar Corporation member Sid Vicious , he is Sid and psycho and you can't teach that - managed by Alice Cooper

Undercard

Match 9 - This Ain't No "IRS Scam" Match
This is not a fake phone call from India telemarketers ….. This is real ……...enough is enough . No amount of iTunes cards will get you out of this one.
After numerous calls/letters sent threw the mail and no response , the IRS has no choice , Floyd "Money " Mayweather JR , in the crowd tonight , has been summoned to the ring , owing $22.5 million in taxes to the IRS …..and this won't be no boxing match. IRS intends to take $22.5 million out of his hide.
Trillion Dollar Corporation member I.R.S. Irwin R. Schyster VS Floyd " Money" Mayweather JR

Match 10 - Praise the Lord ,Halilyah - Million Dollar Belt Match

Trillion Dollar Ted wants to spread the word of God , and he has hired his son Ted JR to help him with this cause. They have opened up a 24/7 wedding chapel in the casino , please book your next wedding there and you too can be married by the Million Dollar Minister. But this is not enough for Ted SR . He has demanded , Ted JR squash all other religions , espescially the dark ones . Tonight he takes on voodoo !
Challenger - the terrifying , Papa Shango VS Champion - Trillion Dollar Corporation member , the Million Dollar Minister - Ted Dibiase JR with manager Virgil

Match 11 - Dark , Dark , Dark Match

Spoiler - the most controversial and offensive incident ever done in wrestling
First ever single competitor pole match . No Poems tonight . A match stipulation …. Lanny has said he can end this with his arms tied behind his back and due to casino rules, this match will have to take place out back in the dark, dirty alley behind the casino . I have no idea how he will finish alone …..
The Genius , Leaping Lanny Poffo VS himself.

Jesse : " not sure who's gonna have the stomach to ref this one "
Arnold : "Hasta la vista, baby! ……. I'll be back " gets up and heads into alley . Andy Warhol is already out back waiting for this match to start

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GKJ

Pennsylvania Championship Wrestling Presents:
Wrestlevania 2:
"The Biggest Main Event Anyone Could Possibly Put Together Today"
Philadelphia, PA
Commentators: Mauro Ranallo, Don Callis, Steve Corino (doubles as promotion's General Manager)




1. Drew Gulak vs. Essa Rios vs. Taiji Ishimori vs. TM61 (Shane Thorne & Nick Miller)
Pre-Show Tag Team Trios Elimination Match
A number of entrants from a tournament that culminates later in the card, and with designs of putting over the talent and establishing prestige given the level of matches that have led up to it.

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2. Roderick Strong vs. Johnny Saint

Singles Match

Strong and Saint were second place in their blocks of said tournament (that we'll get to), have been booked for a match to be #1 contender for the yet-to-be established champion of the PCW NextStar Championship.

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3. Larry Zbysko (c) vs. Minoru Suzuki
PCW Commonwealth Championship

Luchas de Apuestas: Hair vs. Hair

"The Living Legend," and Pittsburgh native (sure to endear himself to a Philadelphia crowd), has held the PCW Commonwealth Championship after it winning it from Steve Corino last year. In general, Zbysko has lacked strong challengers, either with subpar competition or avoiding worthy challengers, and getting to the point where he claimed that it was not he who had something to lose since apparently no one would expect Zbysko to lose. At the most recent pay-per-view after another easy victory for Zbysko, Minoru Suzuki, making his first ever televised appearance in Philadelphia, interrupts by making the challenge by teasing hitting him with a chair, only to open it up, slamming down a razor and staring him down, indicating that he is willing to lose something to win the championship. Zbysko initially balks, knowing that Suzuki is a major threat to him but accepts under the insistence that it would elevate his title reign.

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4. Io Shirai vs. Nikki Bella

Singles Match

Before heading off to another company, Io Shirai has given PCW the opportunity to host her North American televised debut at Wrestlevania 2. Nikki Bella, as a self-proclaimed legend of the business, has emerged as the challenger after picking up some major victories, and aimed for this match as opposed to a championship match. Wrestling fans in general find Nikki Bella's ability to be sketchy at best - now matching up against someone that many would say is the best current female talent in the world - will Io Shirai make quick work of a multi-time women's world champion?

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5. reDRagon (c) (Kyle O'Reilly & Bobby Fish) vs. Demolition (Ax & Smash)
PCW Tag Team Championship

Tag Team Match

Kyle O'Reilly and Bobby Fish are the most technically gifted yet undersold tag team talents in the world today, many of the opponents they have faced often looked like them, tried to talk like them, attempted to air guitar like them. An open challenge has resulted in one of the longest-reigning tag team champions in wrestling history answering the call in a quintessential big vs. little dream tag team match.

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6
. Lita (c) vs. Becky Lynch
PCW Women's Championship

Singles Match

Becky Lynch has recently signed on with the promotion looking for a new place to make her mark, as she's been consistently underused regardless of the support she's received from fans elsewhere. In PCW, Lita (who obviously has long since made her name) has recently won the championship not long after she and Becky met each other at another recent historic wrestling event in Philadelphia. Seeing that dream opportunity (especially given the chairman was at the event live in person), and the building interest in the clash of styles between the two, a championship match is made, and Becky has a chance to establish herself as a true top star in the business.

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7. Sami Zayn vs. Will Ospreay
Inaugural PCW NextStar Championship

Tournament Final

Sami Zayn (Canada) and Will Ospreay (England) are the finalists from a world-wide block-style light heavyweight/cruiserweight/super juniors tournament which included, among others, competitors previously seen on the card, to be the inaugural champion. Rios (Mexico), both members of TM61 (Australia), Ishimori (Japan), Strong (USA), Saint (Wales), and Gulak (USA, but native to Philadelphia). The story leading into this match is that Ospreay has been setting the world on fire with his matches on the independents, despite coming up just short in another recent tournament in Japan, while Zayn has been trying to rebuild his career having been constantly set back by injuries and usage in, uh, "other" promotions.

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8. Kevin Owens vs. Antonio Inoki
Singles Match
#1 Contender


Kevin Owens is somewhat in the same position that we had Sasha Banks in on our Wrestlevania 1 card: A tremendous talent who is kind of floating around trying to figure out how to pick up more opportunities, as he has been passed over for world championship matches, his tag partners have been caught up doing other things. Sami Zayn was in the Light Heavyweight tournament, others went off to other promotions, and Steve Corino has been juggling commentary and general managing. Corino, however, has obliged given he has the power to obtain an opponent for Owens that will provide him the star-making opportunity he seeks, and it happens to be perhaps the biggest worldwide wrestling star of the 60s-70s, and most certainly in Japan, Antonio Inoki. Owens accepts the match under the guise that he is still the bigger star of the two. The winner to be named #1 contender for the PCW World Championship.


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9. Sasha Banks (w/ Snoop Dogg) vs. Wendi Richter (w/ Cyndi Lauper)

Singles Match

Coming off going over in 5-star match (per the Wrestling Observer) last year, Sasha Banks has been searching out various other legends of women's wrestling over the past year, especially given that in current times many are looked at more favorably. Enter Wendi Richter who was involved in one of the biggest angles (and screwjobs) in history. Accompanying her will be Cyndi Lauper, rejoining with Richter as they originally did back in the 80s. While, Sasha Banks, not be outdone in pageantry, and also with the intrigue and blessing by the chairman (who last year provided the impetus to put her career back on track) to create as grandiose aesthetic as possible have brought in Snoop Dogg as her second and thus having two musical icons in each corner for the match. For good measure, MTV has agreed to air the match live to whoever still watches the channel.


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10. Kenny Omega vs. John Cena
PCW World Championship (currently vacated)

Singles Match
"No Time Limit"


The PCW World Championship was recently vacated by last year's winner of the main event due to other contractual obligations, even though it is assumed that the real reason is that he doesn't want to confront presumed unfinished business with a number of top contenders for the title. Without a champion, nor a #1 contender never being established, General Manger (and color commentator) Steve Corino, and Chairman G. Kim Johnsson set out to put together the biggest money match that could possibly be put together in the wrestling world. At least that's how it was promoted before anybody was signed to the match. It is revealed that John Cena was targeted for such a match, however, he has never worked for the promotion, doesn't want to be seen as not having earned the opportunity (especially given the hostile nature of the market he would be working in). Kenny Omega, meanwhile, is willing to take the match only if Cena is the opponent. As he has now conquered Japan as the current IWGP Champion, lays claim as being the best wrestler in the world, as well as the most marketable despite not even residing on this continent. Cena, now intrigued not only by Omega but also the chance to become a 17-time World Champion against a current World Champion, accepts seeing as this is likely a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity given his current schedule and presumed imminent retirement. Omega is now also adamant that the match take place without a time limit, despite constantly being assured that PCW does not operate under time limits. Promotion has been centered around the idea that it is "the Biggest Main Event That Anyone Could Possibly Put Together Today." Will John Cena acheive the "world record" for world championship wins, or does Kenny Omega establish himself as the undisputed biggest money player in the world, anywhere, by winning his first world championship on North American soil.
 

theedge9

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This was a tough vote. There is stuf I really like on both cars, but I really apperciate the main event and the overarching theme of @GongShowWilly
 

ColePens

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Mar 27, 2008
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Honestly just my opinion - two of the top cards in all of this. I just have to see Omega/Cena. It would be insane.
 

CHGoalie27

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Oct 5, 2009
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Honestly just my opinion - two of the top cards in all of this. I just have to see Omega/Cena. It would be insane.
We* have to see it. At least we should before its too late for both of em.

Im def gonna have to do a match by match breakdown before voting.
 
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Disclose

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Aug 22, 2007
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ive read Gongshows card 10 times since last round vs the other wacko. its f***ing insane. as in good. but yeah i dont know..

but GKJ's card is right what i like.
 

Cor

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It might be just me, but I feel like Cena/Omega also makes everything else on @GKJ card even better. The first time I read it, it was like "okay, okay, okay, okay" then BAM, you see the Cena/Omega match. Now I read through it and it's just even better knowing it has that Main Event.
 
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JackSlater

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I really like GongshowWilly's card. I will probably not bother taking DiBiase in the future, even though I enjoy him, because he has been so well done now. GKJ's card is well done but is just quite different from my interests.
 

quoipourquoi

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Jan 26, 2009
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Probably my two favorite cards. I love GKJ’s matches as individuals, but GongShow’s show is alarmingly cohesive.

ive read Gongshows card 10 times since last round vs the other wacko.

It would be a shame if part of HFBoards storyline canon was that Terrible Ted the Wrestling Bear wandered into the crowd and ate Disclose at my show.
 
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