Would you ever do volunteer work for a for profit organization?

[Cheese Wagstaff]

KRAMER: Over there. The Dominicans.
JERRY: Aren't they supposed to be rolling cigars?
KRAMER: Well, it didn't quite work out, and now I've got nothing for them to
do.
GEORGE: So?
KRAMER: So, I taught 'em all about Cuba, and they really took to it. You
know, Marxism, the Worker's Revolution, the clothing.

In the corner, one of the Dominicans thumps the table, as if to underscore a
point in his argument.

JERRY: Boy, they seem pretty angry about something.
KRAMER: (nervous) Yeah. I'm a little worried. When there's no work, and the
people get restless, who do you think they come after? (pointing to himself,
shrill) El Presidente!

Someday I’ll own this boot.

 

[Jiminy Cricket]

I'd work at McDonald's for free if they'd let me. I'm a huge fan of their contribution to society and would give my body, mind and soul in order to see their movement flourish.

I`m Literally doin`g this Right now!! I`m Literally not Ac`Ceptin`g my $9.85 McSalary That I`m literally entitle`d 2 as Line Cook, as I Literally don`t need it and I literally just want 2 Give back 2 Society.

 

[CycloneLaunch]

Thank you @Cheese Wagstaff

 

[holy]

I`m Literally doin`g this Right now!! I`m Literally not Ac`Ceptin`g my $9.85 McSalary That I`m literally entitle`d 2 as Line Cook, as I Literally don`t need it and I literally just want 2 Give back 2 Society.

Brother McDonald, help be understand what an Oxford comma is. I see your grammar is perfect and your wisdom is unsurpassed, if you'll see on the previous page I have a communist attempting to send me to the gulags for a grave mistake I have made.

 

[Cheese Wagstaff]

Thank you @Cheese Wagstaff

I don’t stand for the oppressed in their fight against the the ruling classes for the thanks, but I appreciate it anyway.

 

[Club]

Nice thread op. I know as a powerful moderator like myself, i do very good @myvolunteerjob

Jjst trying to make hf a better place. I was talking to a buddy of mine from HFlames about actually literally buying hf.

It's a good investment, as someone who spends laterally 6.5 hours a day talking about hockey. I don't have a job. My home is literally on this message board. I do not have friends. I base my popularity status by having people like my posts

I'm trying to become legend status and 5th prestige on hf.

 

[Cheese Wagstaff]

Man I almost forgot about how some people literally pay to do it. ROFL.

 

[LarryFisherman]

Sponsor and Moderator?

I remember when I used to get high all day, not work, live with my parents, and spend literally like 10+ hours a day surfing through HFBoards. I definitely wanted to be a moderator back then, because contributing to the forum was quite honestly the only thing of 'value' that my life entailed.

Luckily, I stopped smoking pot, went back to school, and got a job and stuff. Then I got a career and now my life is pretty damn good.

But I could easily see myself taking the fork in the road that would eventually lead to me being a Mexican version of @HFBCommenter

Anyway, enough of the diatribe.

 

[Cheese Wagstaff]

Sponsor and Moderator?

I remember when I used to get high all day, not work, live with my parents, and spend literally like 10+ hours a day surfing through HFBoards. I definitely wanted to be a moderator back then, because contributing to the forum was quite honestly the only thing of 'value' that my life entailed.

Luckily, I stopped smoking pot, went back to school, and got a job and stuff. Then I got a career and now my life is pretty damn good.

But I could easily see myself taking the fork in the road that would eventually lead to me being a Mexican version of @HFBCommenter

Anyway, enough of the diatribe.

Good point from Stanley. Some of the people doing this are just pathetic f***ing losers without anything better to do. The Revolution should welcome anyone who sees the error of their ways and wishes to join our side.

 

[Bruce Wayne]

Nope.

 

[Cheese Wagstaff]

 

[Cheese Wagstaff]

(Spends more than eight seconds on a cesspool full of garbage hockey discussion)
“Ah yes, this is a fine forum that I should support by volunteering my free time in order to selectively enforce their rules.”

 

[John Price]

Die Bart Die.

 

[Cheese Wagstaff]

Die Bart Die.

Is Bart a mod?

 

[Club]

This alt account is literally talking to himself in this thread

 

[Cheese Wagstaff]

This alt account is literally talking to himself in this thread

Still less pathetic than paying money to moderate a forum.

 

[Ceremony]

I became a sponsor so I could have big avatars. How did that turn out?

 

[Club]

Still less pathetic than paying money to moderate a forum.

Buddy. You legit have no idea what youre talking about. Maybe, idk, take a break from this site. You average 37 posts a day lmao

 

[Ceremony]

Buddy. You legit have no idea what youre talking about. Maybe, idk, take a break from this site. You average 37 posts a day lmao

Seems a bit high imo

 

[Cheese Wagstaff]

Seems a bit high imo

I average 4.47 posts per day by my calculations. Not shocked someone dumb enough to pay to work for Evolve Media LLC would get that so wrong.

 

[FinHockey]

 

[Cheese Wagstaff]

This weekend, let’s think of our brothers in the labor movement. Hoping for the best for the internet moderators’ union in their struggle for a minimum wage of at least negative eleven dollars a year.

 

[Finnish your Czech]

Buddy. You legit have no idea what youre talking about. Maybe, idk, take a break from this site. You average 37 posts a day lmao

One day he'll take a break from posting on internet forums and he'll realize how inherently wrong all forms of socialism are.

Maybe he'll even get out of his parents' basement one day.

 

[LarryFisherman]

I average 4.47 posts per day by my calculations. Not shocked someone dumb enough to pay to work for Evolve Media LLC would get that so wrong.

I guess 12/17-8/18 is really equal to 32 days.

 

[Cheese Wagstaff]

One day he'll take a break from posting on internet forums and he'll realize how inherently wrong all forms of socialism are.

Maybe he'll even get out of his parents' basement one day.

I live in the attic, not the basement. Get your facts straight.