Would you eat this sandwich?

[Dont Toews Me Bro]

Basically someone at the AZ Cardinals stadium decided to put everything on the menu on to a gigantic sandwich. I wouldn't eat this sandwich. Only slobs would even attempt to eat that monstrosity. That's even worse than the Meat Mountain at Arby's, which some idiot Slack owner suggested I try. It made me sick and got me banned from that Slack because I did not agree with the owner's raving opinion of the sandwich.

Anyways would you try this or nah?

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[Cleetus]

pretty sure its 75 bucks for that monstrosity not even close to worth it lol.

 

[John Price]

Um no

 

[Dont Toews Me Bro]

pretty sure its 75 bucks for that monstrosity not even close to worth it lol.

That's true. Huge waste of money for something that literally no one would be able to finish.

 

[John Price]

if I ate 20 slices of American cheese...watch out

 

[VickAshley]

I would consume it with zero problems if it was offered as part of a challenge arrangement where if eaten in a certain amount of time would be gifted to me for no charge, and I would not complain about the experience on the internet after-wards like I was the victim of some sort of coercion. Also if I were to have documentation of this sandwich eating experience it wouldn't be dated literally years prior to my claims as to when I had eaten it.

 

[Dont Toews Me Bro]

I would consume it with zero problems if it was offered as part of a challenge arrangement where if eaten in a certain amount of time would be gifted to me for no charge, and I would not complain about the experience on the internet after-wards like I was the victim of some sort of coercion. Also if I were to have documentation of this sandwich eating experience it wouldn't be dated literally years prior to my claims as to when I had eaten it.

There's no way you'd be able eat that whole thing. Especially you. Get off your high horse.

 

[VickAshley]

There's no way you'd be able eat that whole thing. Especially you. Get off your high horse.

I'll bet you the cost of the sandwich and airfair to go down there and eat it, ignoramus. Put up or ST*U, weasel-boy.

 

[Conrad McBenis]

TBH it looks delicious to me. I think it would take me a few days, but I'd eat it.

 

[John Price]

yeah get it to go and eat it throughout several days

@MetalheadPenguinsFan

 

[CRM 114]

It does look good and as @VickAshley suggested, I'd probably try and consume it if it didn't cost me anything. With that said, I'm not a fan of the monstrosities restaurants are putting out there and calling them sandwiches. Like I don't want a burger with pulled pork, bacon, ham, onion rings topped with bbq sauce. You can't even enjoy something like that because it just falls apart.

 

[HisIceness]

I gained weight looking at that picture.

 

[deepdark]

from a distance, yes

zooming in, barf

 

[112]

100% I would eat that sandwich.

 

[MetalheadPenguinsFan]

What's all even on that...that...thing???

 

[Dont Toews Me Bro]

What's all even on that...that...thing???

The Gridiron Burger includes five 1/3 pound burger patties, five all-beef hot dogs, five bratwursts, 20 slices of American cheese, eight slices of bacon, eight chicken tenders, 12 ounces of fries, lettuce, pickles and tanker sauce, all on a 10-inch bun.

Arizona Cardinals unveil $75, 7-pound burger challenge for 2018 season

And @VickAshley thinks he can eat all of this at once.

 

[MetalheadPenguinsFan]

The Gridiron Burger includes five 1/3 pound burger patties, five all-beef hot dogs, five bratwursts, 20 slices of American cheese, eight slices of bacon, eight chicken tenders, 12 ounces of fries, lettuce, pickles and tanker sauce, all on a 10-inch bun.

Arizona Cardinals unveil $75, 7-pound burger challenge for 2018 season

And @VickAshley thinks he can eat all of this at once.

Well we all know @VickAshley is a moron.

 

[Dont Toews Me Bro]

Well we all know @VickAshley is a moron.

I don't think that. Just because you and @The Crypto Guy do doesn't mean everyone else does. It's just foolish to suggest anyone could eat that thing in 1 sitting.

 

[MetalheadPenguinsFan]

Some could.

Competitive eaters for example.

 

[VickAshley]

The Gridiron Burger includes five 1/3 pound burger patties, five all-beef hot dogs, five bratwursts, 20 slices of American cheese, eight slices of bacon, eight chicken tenders, 12 ounces of fries, lettuce, pickles and tanker sauce, all on a 10-inch bun.

Arizona Cardinals unveil $75, 7-pound burger challenge for 2018 season

And @VickAshley thinks he can eat all of this at once.

Well we all know @VickAshley is a moron.

I don't think that. Just because you and @The Crypto Guy do doesn't mean everyone else does. It's just foolish to suggest anyone could eat that thing in 1 sitting.

Some could.

Competitive eaters for example.

When I did a dirty bulk 2 years ago I would regularly literally eat 3 Arbies meat mountains in one setting and would barely even break a sweat and I have eaten a 5 lb meat-ball sandwich at the Palos Hills street fest when I was only a sophmore in hs. I'm literally 1000% positive that I could finish this sandwich in less then 2 hours, you could literally put your money where my mouth is.

 

[VickAshley]

And I'm willing to wager a bet that if I were to split this sandwich in halve with @Jiminy Cricket we could between the two of us together complete the eating of this sandwich in less than an hour combined.

 

[Dont Toews Me Bro]

When I did a dirty bulk 2 years ago I would regularly literally eat 3 Arbies meat mountains in one setting and would barely even break a sweat and I have eaten a 5 lb meat-ball sandwich at the Palos Hills street fest when I was only a sophmore in hs. I'm literally 1000% positive that I could finish this sandwich in less then 2 hours, you could literally put your money where my mouth is.

I'd rather doubt it. You're free to upload an unedited video of you trying though.

 

[VickAshley]

I'd rather doubt it. You're free to upload an unedited video of you trying though.

Yeah I literally can't go back in time but maybe perhaps I will do the Arbies again but what's in it for me?

 

[CRM 114]

The Gridiron Burger includes five 1/3 pound burger patties, five all-beef hot dogs, five bratwursts, 20 slices of American cheese, eight slices of bacon, eight chicken tenders, 12 ounces of fries, lettuce, pickles and tanker sauce, all on a 10-inch bun.

Arizona Cardinals unveil $75, 7-pound burger challenge for 2018 season

And @VickAshley thinks he can eat all of this at once.

Split between 5 guys, its not a bad deal for a ball park meal. For $15, you get a pattie, hot dog, bratwurst, 4 slices of cheese, 1.5 slices of bacon, 1.5 chicken tenders and a couple fries.

 

[MetalheadPenguinsFan]

'Murica