Would you buy a SMART condom?

[Dr Awesome]

I thought tearing open ramen packet is smart choice

 

[Pip]

It's those things used to blow up Army vehicles in the Middle East. Is your girlfriend a terrorist?

 

[BigMac1212]

One important question:

What the **** makes a condom smart?

 

[yubbers]

Lirl

Banging Advanced Stats

 

[yubbers]

I've never learned this golden rule before.

I don't know how girls keep their pants so white. Do they wear them like 5 times only? Do they not sit when wearing them?

 

[Bob Richards]

This is it. This is the technological breakthrough.

We are now one step away from space colonization.

 

[Deficient Mode]

This is it. This is the technological breakthrough.

We are now one step away from space colonization.

Opened this thread to see if you had actually posted about sex

Of course not

 

[CycloneLaunch]

Opened this thread to see if you had actually posted about sex

Of course not

 

[Carolinas Identity*]

Opened this thread to see if you had actually posted about sex

Of course not

posting anything about actually having sex would probably get you a visit from the blue inbox of doom #thisisapgforum

 

[RayP]

Depends.


Is it reusable? How do I clean it.... dishwasher?

 

[Deficient Mode]

posting anything about actually having sex would probably get you a visit from the blue inbox of doom #thisisapgforum

He's a mod. I think he'd survive.

 

[Carolinas Identity*]

He's a mod. I think he'd survive.

he would get a downgrade in color i bet tho

 

[Pip]

Lirl

Banging Advanced Stats

@machinehead

 

[Carolinas Identity*]

@machinehead

at least advanced banging stats would only take like 2-3 minutes of data to calculate

 

[Deficient Mode]

@machinehead

Corsi For: How many shots of liquor you've had

Corsi Against: How many shot of liquor your partner has had

 

[SladeWilson23]

Don't diss advanced stats.

 

[Mantis]

Machinehead has never gril kissed

 

[weastern bias]

Corsi For: How many shots of liquor you've had

Corsi Against: How many shot of liquor your partner has had

Man, I am a real high event player

 

[Carolinas Identity*]

bartenders corsi for must be off the chart for the amount of shots they give vs take

 

[Jumptheshark]

I don't wear condoms

hopefully your boyfriends do