Worst skaters you've ever seen?

Mitch nylander

One of the biggest fans from a bipolar fanbase
Jun 2, 2016
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Jason Allison, Joe Dipenta, Gillaume Latendresse, David Clarkson, Hal Gill, Ryan Smythe, Dave Semenko, Colton Orr are ones i can think of
 

JPeeper

Hail Satan!
Jan 4, 2015
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I called Cory Sarich "The little engine that could" because while he would move his legs at a semi decent pace he wouldn't actually go anywhere.

2017 Dennis Wideman is one of the slowest skaters I have seen in a long time, like you guys thought Wideman was slow before this year, he was McDavid out there compared to this past year.
 

Boud

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Dec 27, 2011
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Towards the end of their careers Bertuzzi and Heatley we're extemely slow.

Phaneuf is extremely slow.

Bobby Ryan is always off balance and falling down.
 

kilowatt

the vibes are not immaculate
Jan 1, 2009
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So many of the players named have played for the Kings, damn. Allison, Smyth, Brown, King, Robitaille, Lucic...

You could probably add Michal Handzus to that list, too.

He was hardly an NHL player, but John Zeiler actually couldn't skate.
 

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