Worst player to ever play on your team?

devilsfan26

Registered User
Jul 10, 2003
506
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Iselin/Piscataway NJ
JT, kid I played roller with in high school. Couldn't skate couldn't pass wouldn't backcheck. He was like Happy Gilmore but he couldn't fight and his 90MPH slapshot hit the net 3 or 4 times a season.

That's nothing compared to the worst player I ever played on a team with.

I'm not gonna name names, but his initials are KM. Man this guy was putrid. He could barely skate, he might as well have gone out there wearing skateboards strapped to his feet. My dog is a better puckhandler than he is, and I sleep harder than he shoots. Just a terrible person overall.
 

Danrik

It is what it is.
Oct 17, 2006
1,974
0
Super Surrey, BC
It's not ability that makes me mad. If someone is trying then it's great. It's when someone is just stupid and makes dumb plays all the time that drives me nuts. I only started playing hockey recently but it's the guys who just don't know where to go so you can give them a simple pass or whatever.

I grew up playing baseball and it's like the kid who gets the ball but doesn't know which base to throw it to, so he just holds it while the other team runs the bases.
 

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