devilsfan26
Registered User
JT, kid I played roller with in high school. Couldn't skate couldn't pass wouldn't backcheck. He was like Happy Gilmore but he couldn't fight and his 90MPH slapshot hit the net 3 or 4 times a season.
That's nothing compared to the worst player I ever played on a team with.
I'm not gonna name names, but his initials are KM. Man this guy was putrid. He could barely skate, he might as well have gone out there wearing skateboards strapped to his feet. My dog is a better puckhandler than he is, and I sleep harder than he shoots. Just a terrible person overall.