GDT: Win this game for TT at Tampa

[HisIceness]

It would be in our best interest to win this game today (playing at 5pm) and it would bring a smile to our Finnish friends face. Just f***ing win please.

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[Nikishin Go Boom]

Ned today I assume.

play a 60 minute game. Be physical. Finnish the chances. Skate to make plays. We resorted to stick play last game and we went to the box a lot.

This could be Bean’s first road game this season. Im here for the lines.

 

[Crazydounut]

Played too sloppy last game. Need to be cleaner to beat Tampa

 

[CanesFanBudMan]

Jake Bean goal tonight on the PP

Edit: this afternoon

 

[OBXer]

Not these guys again.

 

[WreckingCrew]

Just don't get hurt from uncalled cheapshots today please

 

[CanesUltimate11]

5-1 loss. Ned scores the goal when Tampa, eager to make up for two shutouts pulls the goalie late going for 6.

 

[hockeynjune]

Alright boys and girls Let's get this one right. Lot's of fumbled pucks and passes to no one last game. How bout we not do those things today.

 

[MinJaBen]

Should be fun.

 

[MrazeksVengeance]

END OF TAMPA BAY
CRUMBLING AWAY
I'M YOUR SOURCE OF SELF-DESTRUCTION
VEINS THAT PUMP WITH BEER
COMING DOWN YOUR REAR
LEADING ON YOUR FAIL'S CONSTRUCTION

TASTE ME, YOU WILL SEE
MORE IS ALL YOU NEED
DEDICATED TO
HOW I'M KILLING YOU

COME CRAWLING FASTER (FASTER)
OBEY YOUR PASTOR (PASTOR)
YOUR LIFE BURNS FASTER (FASTER)
OBEY YOUR
PASTOR!
PASTOR!

PASTOR OF MUPPETS, ROD’S PULLING YOUR STRINGS
TWISTING YOUR NUTS AND SMASHING YOUR THINGS
BLINDED BY BEAN, YOU CAN'T SEE A THING
JUST CALL US JERKS 'CAUSE WE'LL HEAR YOU SCREAM
PASTOR!
PASTOR!
JUST CALL US JERKS 'CAUSE WE'LL HEAR YOU SCREAM
PASTOR!
PASTOR!

STICKHANDLES THE WAY
AHO WON’T BETRAY
L’OFFRE HOSTILE BECOMING CLEARER
AYRES MONOPOLY
TORONTO’S MISERY
CHOP YOUR BREAKFAST ON A MIRROR

TASTE FEAR YOU WILL SEE
SVECH IS ALL WE NEED
DEDICATED TO
HOW I'M KILLING YOU

COME CRAWLING FASTER (FASTER)
OBEY YOUR PASTOR (PASTOR)
YOUR LIFE BURNS FASTER (FASTER)
OBEY YOUR PASTOR!
PASTOR!

PASTOR OF MUPPETS, I'M PULLING YOUR STRINGS
TWISTING YOUR NUTS AND SMASHING YOUR D
BLINDED BY ME, YOU CAN'T SEE A THING
JUST CALL STAAL’S NAME 'CAUSE HE'LL HEAR YOU SCREAM
PASTOR!
PASTOR!
JUST CALL STAAL’S NAME 'CAUSE HE'LL HEAR YOU SCREAM
PASTOR!
PASTOR!
(PASTOR, PASTOR)

PASTOR!
PASTOR!
WHERE'RE THE WINS LIGHTNING'VE BEEN AFTER?
PASTOR!
PASTOR!
PROMISED ONLY LIES
LAUGHTER!
LAUGHTER!
ALL I HEAR OR SEE IS LAUGHTER
LAUGHTER!
LAUGHTER!
LAUGHING AT THEIR CRIES
KILL ME!

STORM IS WORTH ALL THAT
NATURAL HABITAT
BUNCH OF JERKS WITHOUT A REASON
NEVER-ENDING HAZE
CHEAP-ASS WADDELL PAID
NOW YOUR WINS ARE OUT OF SEASON

SKJEI WILL OCCUPY
FAST WILL HELP YOU DIE
NINO RUNS THROUGH YOU
BROCK WILL RULE YOU TOO

COME CRAWLING FASTER (FASTER)
OBEY YOUR PASTOR (PASTOR)
YOUR LIFE BURNS FASTER (FASTER)
OBEY YOUR PASTOR!
PASTOR!

PASTOR OF MUPPETS, I'M PULLING YOUR STRINGS
TWISTING YOUR BOLTS AND SMASHING YOUR CREASE
BLINDED BY ME, YOU CAN'T SEE A THING
JUST CALL US JERKS 'CAUSE WE'LL HEAR YOU SCREAM
PASTOR!
PASTOR!
JUST CALL US JERKS 'CAUSE WE'LL HEAR YOU SCREAM
PASTOR!
PASTOR!

 

[NotOpie]

END OF TAMPA BAY
CRUMBLING AWAY
I'M YOUR SOURCE OF SELF-DESTRUCTION
VEINS THAT PUMP WITH BEER
COMING DOWN YOUR REAR
LEADING ON YOUR FAIL'S CONSTRUCTION

TASTE ME, YOU WILL SEE
MORE IS ALL YOU NEED
DEDICATED TO
HOW I'M KILLING YOU

COME CRAWLING FASTER (FASTER)
OBEY YOUR PASTOR (PASTOR)
YOUR LIFE BURNS FASTER (FASTER)
OBEY YOUR
PASTOR!
PASTOR!

PASTOR OF MUPPETS, ROD’S PULLING YOUR STRINGS
TWISTING YOUR NUTS AND SMASHING YOUR THINGS
BLINDED BY BEAN, YOU CAN'T SEE A THING
JUST CALL US JERKS 'CAUSE WE'LL HEAR YOU SCREAM
PASTOR!
PASTOR!
JUST CALL US JERKS 'CAUSE WE'LL HEAR YOU SCREAM
PASTOR!
PASTOR!

STICKHANDLES THE WAY
AHO WON’T BETRAY
L’OFFRE HOSTILE BECOMING CLEARER
AYRES MONOPOLY
TORONTO’S MISERY
CHOP YOUR BREAKFAST ON A MIRROR

TASTE FEAR YOU WILL SEE
SVECH IS ALL WE NEED
DEDICATED TO
HOW I'M KILLING YOU

COME CRAWLING FASTER (FASTER)
OBEY YOUR PASTOR (PASTOR)
YOUR LIFE BURNS FASTER (FASTER)
OBEY YOUR PASTOR!
PASTOR!

PASTOR OF MUPPETS, I'M PULLING YOUR STRINGS
TWISTING YOUR NUTS AND SMASHING YOUR D
BLINDED BY ME, YOU CAN'T SEE A THING
JUST CALL STAAL’S NAME 'CAUSE HE'LL HEAR YOU SCREAM
PASTOR!
PASTOR!
JUST CALL STAAL’S NAME 'CAUSE HE'LL HEAR YOU SCREAM
PASTOR!
PASTOR!
(PASTOR, PASTOR)

PASTOR!
PASTOR!
WHERE'RE THE WINS LIGHTNING'VE BEEN AFTER?
PASTOR!
PASTOR!
PROMISED ONLY LIES
LAUGHTER!
LAUGHTER!
ALL I HEAR OR SEE IS LAUGHTER
LAUGHTER!
LAUGHTER!
LAUGHING AT THEIR CRIES
KILL ME!

STORM IS WORTH ALL THAT
NATURAL HABITAT
BUNCH OF JERKS WITHOUT A REASON
NEVER-ENDING HAZE
CHEAP-ASS WADDELL PAID
NOW YOUR WINS ARE OUT OF SEASON

SKJEI WILL OCCUPY
FAST WILL HELP YOU DIE
NINO RUNS THROUGH YOU
BROCK WILL RULE YOU TOO

COME CRAWLING FASTER (FASTER)
OBEY YOUR PASTOR (PASTOR)
YOUR LIFE BURNS FASTER (FASTER)
OBEY YOUR PASTOR!
PASTOR!

PASTOR OF MUPPETS, I'M PULLING YOUR STRINGS
TWISTING YOUR BOLTS AND SMASHING YOUR CREASE
BLINDED BY ME, YOU CAN'T SEE A THING
JUST CALL US JERKS 'CAUSE WE'LL HEAR YOU SCREAM
PASTOR!
PASTOR!
JUST CALL US JERKS 'CAUSE WE'LL HEAR YOU SCREAM
PASTOR!
PASTOR!

Master of Vengeance is now our poet laureate.

 

[the halleJOKEL]

5-1 loss, probably

 

[LostInaLostWorld]

Game goes 3 1/4 hour. Screw you Wednesday NBCSN monopoly.

 

[RibFrabcus]

Master of Vengeance is now our poet laureate.

Only just now?!

 

[MrazeksVengeance]

Master of Vengeance is now our poet laureate.

This is actually the second time I spoofed Master of Puppets. Won't share the first one I made 3 years ago due to the nature of references, which are mostly inside jokes which contain some dark stuff that is definitely breaching rule 5 in terms of service and rules. And I am saving myself GETTING WARNED FOR WHEN I GO APESHIT ON SOMEONE WHO DESERVES IT.

 

[MrazeksVengeance]

Only just now?!

I HAVE ALWAYS BEEN MORE OF A PROSE GUY. THAT BEING SAID, I HAVE DONE SONGS IN PLAY-OFF INTROS LAST SEASON.

THE HAIKU IN THE PREVIOUS GAME WAS A FIRST THOUGH.

 

[LostInaLostWorld]

I HAVE ALWAYS BEEN MORE OF A PROSE GUY. THAT BEING SAID, I HAVE DONE SONGS IN PLAY-OFF INTROS LAST SEASON.

THE HAIKU IN THE PREVIOUS GAME WAS A FIRST THOUGH.

I liked your drawings. True Renaissance man thou art.

 

[CanesFanBudMan]

Gardiner in for Fleury otherwise lines are the same Ned in goal

 

[Nikishin Go Boom]

McE in net for Tampa. Back-ups today, probably. Im sure McE will play a better game than he has lately because well, that it is a thing.

 

[Lempo]

It would be in our best interest to win this game today (playing at 5pm) and it would bring a smile to our Finnish friends face. Just f***ing win please.

Finnish friend's or Finnish friends'?

I need to know if joy is to be pulverized to a larger group or if we are targeting at but one guy. I mean, that guy has had Stanley Cup and millions of dollars, he may be a bit high maintenance, which would arguably make this a high effort GDT and, I'm not naming any names, but @MinJaBen ruined our last game with that crap.

 

[vorbis]

onward and upward

 

[Nikishin Go Boom]

Finnish friend's or Finnish friends'?

I need to know if joy is to be pulverized to a larger group or if we are targeting at but one guy. I mean, that guy has had Stanley Cup and millions of dollars, he may be a bit high maintenance, which would arguably make this a high effort GDT and, I'm not naming any names, but @MinJaBen ruined our last game with that crap.

it has to be Finnish Friend's, I cant imagine having more than one Finnish friend.

 

[Lempo]

it has to be Finnish Friend's, I cant imagine having more than one Finnish friend.

As counter-points go, that certainly is one.

 

[Boom Boom Apathy]

it has to be Finnish Friend's, I cant imagine having more than one Finnish friend.

That's just a hanging curve ball right there, but I'll keep the bat on my shoulder this time.

 

[Nikishin Go Boom]

That's just a hanging curve ball right there, but I'll keep the bat on my shoulder this time.

yea, i dont have any friends so the joke would just be truth. hard to imagine, I am sure.