Jim Benning: Hey Thatcher! I have some good news for you. We’ve decided to call you up to the Canucks!
Thatcher: That’s great! I’m so excited. I’ve been working on my game for a long time anticipating this moment.
Jim Benning: Well it’s more of a LTIR salary cap movement than performance based if I’m being frank with you here.
Thatcher: Oh that’s okay Jim, I’m just so excited for my first NHL start! It’s time to prove all of the Leafs fans and homers wrong!
Jim Benning: Well you see it’s more for of a call up so you can see the team culture and meet the guys more than anything else. I’d like for you to be more seasoned before we play you in the NHL yet.
*Thatcher hangs up*