Why do we need nipples?

ViktorBaeArvidsson

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Feb 18, 2017
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Why do we as humans have nipples?

It’s a very interesting question, because nipples are pretty much pointless other than extracting boobie milk from a woman give to some lame baby. Also, now that’s even pointless cause u can give a baby a bottle full of formula that help stupid baby. So I ask this question, why do we as humans have these pepperoni slices on our chest? Do you even find them attractive? I personally don’t see it, as a big booty man, I prefer my 2 cheeks not to have some nasty looking hairy salami’s on them. So here is my point... cut off your nipples.
 

H3ckt1k

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Hung like an elephant?
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hfman

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it's amazing that this sort of conversation exists in on these boards

all these years i've been in the leafs forum banging my head against the wall thinking all of hfboards is full of people like them (you know who you are) ;)

but now i come into "the lounge" and i see a whole different side to this place
 

Kairi Zaide

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it's amazing that this sort of conversation exists in on these boards

all these years i've been in the leafs forum banging my head against the wall thinking all of hfboards is full of people like them (you know who you are) ;)

but now i come into "the lounge" and i see a whole different side to this place
i suggest you start your journey here by reading @Roman Fell's post history
 
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irunthepeg

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May 20, 2010
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Why do we as humans have nipples?

It’s a very interesting question, because nipples are pretty much pointless other than extracting boobie milk from a woman give to some lame baby. Also, now that’s even pointless cause u can give a baby a bottle full of formula that help stupid baby. So I ask this question, why do we as humans have these pepperoni slices on our chest? Do you even find them attractive? I personally don’t see it, as a big booty man, I prefer my 2 cheeks not to have some nasty looking hairy salami’s on them. So here is my point... cut off your nipples.

Asking the right questions
 

JMCx4

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Dunno why they're there, but I do know they're a leading cause of carpal tunnel syndrome in certain segments of the population.
 

Vertain

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It must be a fetish or something, but I have always really liked nipples.

Different sizes, shapes, colours.

Gotta go....
 

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