pheasant
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You can find better players on waivers at the start of every season.
No offence to Hartnell, but his NHL career is over.
No offence to Hartnell, but his NHL career is over.
hes 36 and cant skate
He scored 24 points in 62 games last season, why is he still unsigned?
fact is there are a slew of unsigned veteran F's (Matthias, Stafford, Stewart, Cammaleri, Jokinen, Winnick, Vermette, Versteeg, Ward, Hemsky, Chiasson, Stempniak, Pouliot, ... ) who (a) aren't what they were 4-5 years ago, and (b) likely won't contribute that much more than an up-and-coming young F on ELC or 2nd contract, or a breakout journeyman a la Derek Ryan
That was kind. I would wash my eyes out with bleach but I'm slightly worried that I'd be haunted by visions of Kris Letang staring into my eyes for eternity.That was torturous...
Old, slow, finished. Hartnell is a good dude and all but I remember seeing him in a restaurant in Philly during one summer and I was was blown away by how poor of shape he was in as a professional athlete. Like he literally had a bit of a belly and no definition whatsoever. He looked like regular dude with a dad bod who just left the golf course. I know when Jagr arrived in Philly, he urged Hartnell to train religiously and take fitness extremely seriously. I believe that year, Hartnell was in the best shape of his career. But seeing him in last year's playoffs with the chubby face and double chin, leads me to believe he's not in great condition. You need elite talent like Kessel to be able to perform in the NHL in poor condition. Hartnell never had that type of skill.
And the hot dogsKessel has excellent cardio and is one of the fastest players in the league. I thought his bloated appearance was because of his medication.
He scored 24 points in 62 games last season, why is he still unsigned?
Fart jokes are only very funny to a specific type of people..This is the greatest thing I’ve ever seen on the HFBoards in my short time here. Beats out Demontreal’s fan fic of when he met Kris Letang.
Don’t forget under endowed.Same reason I'm not a male escort. Too fat.
*farts*Fart jokes are only very funny to a specific type of people..
That'd be a no. His speed isn't there for that in today's game. But I still think he can contribute in an agitating/physical/netfront presence role as a winger.Page 3, I know I'm late to this but, can he play centre? He's always had the right attitude.
Kessel is in poor condition?
This is the greatest thing I’ve ever seen on the HFBoards in my short time here. Beats out Demontreal’s fan fic of when he met Kris Letang.
You made my point.Does he look like he is a world class athlete based on appearance?