Who has a better Muzzy through first 4 years?

[MattySnipes]

Seems more like a HF worthy thread.

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[roflstomper]

On one hand Crosby's is absolutely pathetic but the creep factor of Matthews' might put it over the top.

 

[Raccoon Jesus]

Crosby's felt like the best he could do.

Matthews' is carefully crafted into a creepo.

Matthews AINEC

 

[Crabapple]

Generational 'stache

 

[TheGoldenGod]

I don't think Crosby dyed his so him

 

[Rhaegar Targaryen]

Matthews makes him look like a pedo, so automatic Crosby win

 

[TheGoldenJet]

Gotta go with Auston Escobar here. Generational porn stache.

 

[Stopsight]

Which one will teach me spanish

 

[tony d]

Crosby.

 

[Master P]

Both are equally pathetic.

 

[Bounces R Way]

The tickler on the bottom lip pushes Matthews over the top. You just can't teach that.